Quick Travel: Save the poor little villain

Chapter 2626 Fantastic Beasts in the Garden 32

Song Xiao quickly jumped down from the tree trunk and carefully selected a pine cone that he thought was very cute from the food basket next to him.

It jumped onto the branch closest to Zhou Huairen, first spinning around with the pine cone in its arms, its fluffy tail swaying happily like a small broom.

This is the new bird dance he recently learned from Daoge! It's so funny.

Song Xiaokuai made some improvements and decided to call it Squirrel Dance from now on. Tourists love it!

After the dance, Song Xiaokuai blinked his bright black eyes and looked at Zhou Huairen expectantly, waiting for praise and an expression of surprise.

This is not what Zhou Huairen wants at all.

When he saw the squirrel coming, he was not surprised at all, and felt that his plan to fight against counterfeiting was disturbed.

Zhou Huairen was very annoyed. He rolled his eyes again and came up with a plan.

He pretended to be attracted by the squirrel and slowly approached the fence, then suddenly stretched out his hand and waved it in the direction of Song Xiaokuai.

At the same time, he let out an exaggerated cry of pain: "Ah!"

Zhou Huairen then retracted his hand, his face full of pain as he faced the camera. "Did you see that, friends? The animals here will attack and hurt people! I just wanted to get closer to take a look, and it actually stretched out its claws to scratch me!

"This is too dangerous. How can they claim it's safe and friendly? It seems those online bloggers who boast about it are really willing to say anything for traffic. The truth is often so cruel!"

In fact, Song Xiaokuai was just startled by his hand that suddenly swung over, and subconsciously raised his little paw to block it, but it didn't even touch his skin.

When Song Xiaokuai heard what the human said, he was stunned. He stood on the branch holding his lovely pine cone in a daze.

The little head is full of big questions and grievances.

Oh my god! This human!

How could he lie with his eyes open!

He framed the good squirrel! He bullied the squirrel! He was mean!

Song Xiaokuai was so angry that his mustache started to tremble.

It threw away the pine cone in its arms, turned around and jumped angrily on the branch, pointing its little paws angrily in Zhou Huairen's direction and making rapid, chirping sounds.

You lied! You wronged me! I'm going to sue the boss! I want the boss to teach you a lesson!

This is exactly the effect Zhou Huairen wanted, he didn't care whether the squirrel was really wronged or not.

He continued to exaggerate into the camera, his expression filled with anguish: "Look! This squirrel is still very aggressive! It's still barking! This kind of management... Sigh, I'm really worried about the parents who brought their children here. These safety measures are useless!"

Zhou Huairen's performance indeed made his fans in the live broadcast room more excited, while the audience who liked the zoo were so angry that they frantically refreshed the screen to refute, and the argument became more intense.

Zhou Huairen was delighted as he looked at the soaring number of online users and gifts.

However, Zhou Huairen didn't know that the animals in Zhenyang Zoo were not someone he could mess with.

They have the ability to communicate with each other far beyond that of ordinary animals.

Song Xiaokuai's angry chirping sounds were incomprehensible to humans, but were conveyed to other animals patrolling nearby.

Ah, it is worth mentioning that these patrol animals were also arranged by Jinchen.

The animals didn't have cell phones, and Jinchen was exhausted from patrolling the park all day, so he simply asked the birds and pigeons to patrol and then tell him together.

A boss who is good at managing his subordinates is a good boss.

The first person I received was Brother Dao, who was preparing to visit Heyuan.

It glanced down and saw Song Xiaokuai jumping up and down in anger and the human with an exaggerated expression.

"Ga!" Brother Dao was angry!

It immediately changed direction, flapped its wings, and flew towards the Lemur Island not far away, shouting at the top of its voice.

"Alert, squirrel area, bad guys are bullying squirrels! Ga! Brother Dao is calling!"

On Lemur Island, several ring-tailed lemurs were lazily basking in the sun.

Hearing Dao Ge's shouting, they looked at each other, raised their long tails, jumped nimbly, and gathered towards the squirrel garden.

Soon after, the pelicans in the nearby waters who were enjoying the dried fish fed by the keepers also heard the noise.

Its mouth opened and closed, and it flapped its wings as it moved towards the shore, ready to see what was happening.

Even the owls napping in the trees silently opened their big round eyes.

Zhou Huairen was still immersed in the pride of successfully creating a topic, and was completely unaware that he had been "targeted".

He was about to head to his next destination, an area with alpacas that were said to be very good-tempered and that he could get close to them.

Zhou Huairen planned to do the same thing, deliberately angering the alpacas and filming them attacking tourists.

As soon as he walked near the alpaca garden, he saw an alpaca with a completely snow-white body and beautifully trimmed hair. It was standing quietly by the fence, enjoying the little girl's touch, with a very gentle posture.

Zhou Huairen was delighted, thinking that the opportunity had come.

He adjusted the camera and slowly moved closer, saying, "Look, everyone! This is the popular online alpaca that's said to be so docile... Let's test its authenticity..."

Zhou Huairen hadn't finished speaking and was about to do something secretly when Tubao suddenly turned his head and then... opened his mouth without any warning.

puff.

The saliva crossed the fence and sprayed Zhou Huairen's face accurately and firmly!

Zhou Huairen: “!!!”

The phone he was using for live streaming almost fell to the ground!

Zhou Huairen wiped his sticky face, shaking with anger. "You beast really are good at attacking people! Everyone saw it! Your true colors are revealed!"

Before he could continue to get angry, another brown alpaca came over and puffed at him, taking another small bite.

Then, the third...

The fourth one...

The alpacas took turns to come forward, not too far away, and spit at Zhou Huairen like a relay race, which was extremely insulting!

The tourists were so amazed that they didn't dare to go forward.

Zhou Huairen was in a mess, dodging left and right, and screaming in anger. The picture in the live broadcast room kept shaking, filled with his curses and the background sound of puffing.

In the barrage, his fans were still trying to save face, but most of the audience were already laughing like crazy.

:Hahaha, you deserve it!

: Let you be naughty with your hands and mouth!

:alpaca: I spit justice in your face!

Zhou Huairen was so angry that he fled from the alpaca area in a panic, intending to go to the bird area to cause trouble.

As a result, as soon as he walked near the parrot garden, he heard the loud and noisy imitation of Dao Ge from the tree above his head.

"Bad guys! Fight fake, fight fake? Fake fight! Fake fight! Haha!"

Various loops, magical sounds fill your ears.

Zhou Huairen covered his phone to prevent the sounds from being transmitted into the live broadcast, and then he looked up in annoyance to drive them away. Suddenly, a group of pigeons flew out from the pigeon house next to him and circled above his head.

Before Zhou Huairen was ready, there was a crackling sound.

A few pieces of fresh, warm bird droppings fell onto his shoulders and the screen of his mobile phone.

Zhou Huairen: “…”

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

What kind of animals are these? Each one is so annoying!

He is about to collapse!

Zhou Huairen cursed loudly, not believing it, and walked towards the deer park again.

As a result, the usually gentle and friendly sika deer turned around in unison when they saw him coming, facing him with their butts, without even wagging their tails, completely ignoring his presence.

Zhou Huairen walked to the outskirts of the beast area in a disheveled state.

He had no choice but to settle for the second best and try to take some pictures of the tigers and lions looking listless.

But the live broadcast phone finally shut down because the screen was covered with too much saliva, bird droppings and his sweat.

Zhou Huairen’s live broadcast was forced to be interrupted.

Zhou Huairen stood blankly on the path in the zoo, covered in bird droppings, soaked all over and emitting an indescribable smell, looking at the curious, sympathetic and hilarious gazes from the tourists around him.

He felt like a complete clown.

"Hello, sir."

A staff member came over with security and spoke before Zhou Huairen could start accusing others of wrongdoing. "We checked the surveillance footage and found that you harmed the squirrels in our park, including the national first-class sable."

...Wait, what is National One?!

Zhou Huairen thought about it carefully and was extremely angry. "That brown mink? It was lying in front of me and trying to scam me!"

"We have surveillance."

Zhou Huairen: “…” Shit!

"You are the ones who are trying to scam me!"

The animals in this zoo are really amazing!