Chapter 3357 My stomach... my stomach is going to explode!
Chapter 3357 My stomach... my stomach is going to explode!
Jun Yichen held his wine glass, looked at the two gluttons, and gave a soft snort.
"Looks good, but doesn't necessarily taste good."
He said that, but his chopsticks honestly reached for the plate of Kung Pao Chicken.
It enters the mouth and is chewed.
The numbing sensation of Sichuan peppercorns, the spiciness of chili peppers, the tenderness of chicken, and the crunchiness of peanuts.
Multiple flavors intertwine in the mouth, stimulating the taste buds.
Jun Yichen's eyes lit up slightly.
He put down his chopsticks and demurely wiped his mouth.
"good smell!"
Hu Qingye was serving soup to Hu Xiaoman when she heard her father-in-law's praise, and the corners of her mouth turned up slightly.
It seems we've passed this hurdle.
Just as everyone was enjoying the food.
The chase over there finally came to an end.
After all, two fists can't beat four hands, and even a good bird can't fight off a female hooligan.
Xiao Zi was eventually cornered by A Ling and A Yao – under a giant mushroom cloud.
"Hey hey hey..."
Ah Ling rubbed her little hands together and approached with a mischievous grin.
"Running? Why did you stop running?"
Ah Yao also blocked the other way out, laughing like a wolf in sheep's clothing trying to lure Little Red Riding Hood.
"Sweetie, don't be afraid."
"Auntie is very gentle."
Little Purple trembled, hugging itself with its two wings, looking as if it were ready to die.
"You...what do you want to do?"
"Let me tell you, I'm a bird with a lot of integrity!"
"I won't give in!"
next second.
Two demonic claws reached out at the same time.
"what--!"
Little Purple let out a scream.
Its wings were grabbed by the two women, one on each side, and it was being kneaded and squeezed like a rag doll.
Wow, this fur is so soft!
"This feel is amazing!"
"There's still soft flesh on her stomach!"
"Help! Indecent assault!" Xiao Zi cried out to Hu Xiaoman for help, "Master! Someone is abusing a protected animal!"
Hu Xiaoman kept her head down and drank her soup, her ears automatically blocking out the pitiful cries.
The main problem is... she can't rescue her either.
Those two are elders!
Although Aling looks small.
Moreover, she also thought that Xiao Zi looked quite cute when she was being petted.
Ah Ling and Ah Yao were vying for a hug.
"I caught it first, so it's mine!" Aling grabbed Little Purple's left wing.
"I am the elder, I belong to you!" Ah Yao said, pulling on her right wing.
Little Zi was stretched into a "big" shape and screamed in pain.
"Stop pulling, it's going to break!"
It's going to crack!
Finally, just before Xiao Zi was about to be torn apart by five horses, the two reached an agreement.
"Let it choose for itself!"
A-Ling let go of her hand and took out a small, crystal-clear bottle from her bosom.
Upon uncorking the bottle, an extremely rich spiritual energy instantly filled the air.
"Little bird, look what this is!"
Aling tempted, "This is Void Water."
"It takes my spirit ten thousand years to collect just one drop."
"If you follow me and let me touch it, this drop of water is yours."
Xiao Zi's eyes widened instantly.
Void Water!
That's a legendary divine object!
It is said that drinking just one drop can cleanse the marrow and even allow one to comprehend a trace of the laws of the void!
Its throat twitched uncontrollably.
"Gudong."
This is just too... too tempting for birds!
Seeing this, Ah Yao was not to be outdone.
She flipped her palm over, and a purplish-red fruit, exuding an enticing aroma, appeared in her hand.
"Pshaw, what's so great about a drop of water?"
"Come, take a look at this from your auntie."
"Purple Demon Heavenly Fruit!"
"This is a treasure that my aunt nurtured for a thousand years with her own demonic power."
"Not only does it taste good, it can also purify your bloodline and make you more beautiful."
“And…” Ah Yao shook the fruit, “it’s purple too, it matches you so well.”
Xiao Zi's eyes widened even more.
Purple Demon Heavenly Fruit!
That's a top-grade spiritual fruit that's extremely rare and hard to come by!
And that fragrance... hits right in the head, making every cell in its body cheer with joy.
On one side is the void water.
On one side is the Purple Demon Heavenly Fruit.
Xiao Zi looked to the left, then to the right.
Its heart was in turmoil.
Bird virtue?
Integrity?
Compared to absolute gourmet food and incredible luck, that's nothing!
Xiao Zi took a deep breath.
Its eyes changed.
Become firm, become resolute, become... righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Since you two sisters are so hospitable..."
"Then I... will have to accept Xiao Zi's offer!"
It suddenly stretched out its head and, with lightning speed, swallowed the Void Water in A Ling's hand.
"Yes, it chose me!"
Aling jumped up with joy.
"See? See? The purple bird chose me!"
However, before she could even finish celebrating...
Xiao Zi turned around again and took a bite of the Purple Demon Heavenly Fruit in A Yao's hand.
"Click."
He swallowed it in a few bites.
Ah Yao: "..."
Ah Ling: "..."
Both of them were stunned.
This bird... is it really that greedy?
Want them all?
After finishing her meal, Xiao Zi let out a satisfied burp.
It stretched out its two wings, lay down on the ground, and struck a pose that seemed to say "I'll let you pick it up."
He closed his eyes, looking as if he was ready to die.
"bring it on!"
“Having eaten your food, now each of you will have a wing.”
"Touch me!"
"Touch me however you want!"
"I'm giving up on Bird!"
As long as I can become stronger and save Xiao Huang, what does it matter if I get touched a couple of times?
Even if I go bald, it's worth it!
Aling and Ayao exchanged a glance, both shocked by the bird's shamelessness.
But then, they smiled with satisfaction.
"Hehehe, you said it yourself."
Two pairs of demonic claws reached out again.
however.
Just as their hands were about to touch Xiao Zi.
"Gululu..."
A deafening roar came from Xiao Zi's belly.
It was like thunder.
Xiao Zi's expression (if she had one) changed instantly.
It suddenly opened its eyes, covered its belly with its two wings, and showed an expression of extreme pain on its face.
"Ouch……"
"Oh no, I can't take it anymore..."
"My stomach...my stomach is going to explode!"
Void Water and Purple Demon Heavenly Fruit are both things with extremely terrifying energy.
It's fine to eat them separately.
Eating them all together...that's just...a stomach ache that'll kill a bird!
Two violent energies were fighting inside its belly, causing chaos and turmoil.
"Quick! Quick!"
Little Purple, with its claws tucked between its legs, hopped around on the ground.
"The outhouse, where's the outhouse?"
A-Ling paused for a moment, then pointed to a dark cloud in the west.
“That…that’s the makeshift toilet that Dad built…”
The words have not yet fallen.
"Whoosh-"
A purple afterimage vanished from the spot in an instant.
Its speed was so great that it even broke the sound barrier.
The next half hour.
Then everyone witnessed a spectacular sight.
A small purple bird, transformed into a streak of light, shuttled back and forth between the dining table and the outhouse.
"Whoosh—" It went in.
A loud "poof" sound.
"Whoosh—" it came out.
He collapsed to the ground, utterly exhausted: "I can't go on... I'm going to die..."
He hadn't even caught his breath.
"Gululu..."
My stomach is growling again.
"Whoosh—" It went in again.
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