allendalepharm Chapter 328: Luo only knows how to perform funerals, not cheating
Chapter 328: Luo only knows how to perform funerals, not cheating
Chapter 328 Luo can only perform funerals, not cheating
"I think maybe Rhodes doesn't fit in with the aesthetics of dragons, right?" Mira covered her mouth with one hand and smiled, patting his back with the other, "It's okay, it's okay, I still like you."
Is Mira able to say such bold words without changing her face, or is she less shy when saying such words with a bit of teasing in certain situations?
Anyway, Rhodes was comforted this time.
If Wendy and Xia Lulu hadn't been present, Rhodes would have rewarded her with a kiss on the spot.
Wendy touched the mountain dragon's cheek with some surprise. It was as hard as stone and not as soft as Grandigne, but she liked the touch.
After seven years, she finally came into contact with Grandigne's kind.
The vigilance in Xia Lulu's eyes gradually disappeared, and she began to wonder if the dragon wanted to compete with her for Wendy.
But not long after contact with Wendy, the mountain dragon squatted down again, glanced at Rhodes with disgust, and disappeared.
Rhodes understood the meaning of this look. He probably disliked him for being a weakling. He summoned him with great fanfare, but it couldn't last long.
Rhodes could only clench his fists and secretly muttered: Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river.
"Mr. Rhodes, thank you for coming here!" Although she was still a little reluctant, Wendy was already very happy today.
Rhodes waved his hand: "You're welcome, because it's something we agreed on a long time ago."
Xia Lulu was more concerned about another thing: "If you can get along with dragons at any time, wouldn't you also want to become a dragon-slayer wizard?"
Rhodes said: "It shouldn't count, right? Although I can use a little magic from the mountain dragon, I can neither eat soil nor stones."
As for how he knew not to eat it...this is a toothache story.
Xia Lulu nodded thoughtfully.
"It's getting late, let's go back?" Mira suggested, "I'll make you some delicious food."
Xia Lulu said: "Should we entertain you?"
"What does it matter? We are not unfamiliar guests." Rhodes said, "Mila's cooking is very delicious."
Wendy defended in a low voice: "Xia Lulu's cooking is also delicious."
"That's true." Rhodes had experienced both sides and had the right to speak. He unilaterally declared Mira the winner, but he couldn't disgrace Maomao.
On the way back, Rhodes caught two pheasants.
But it didn't take long for him to regret it.
Mira was in charge of killing the chicken, Xia Lulu was preparing other ingredients, and Rod took Wendy to watch Mira kill the chicken.
She tied her hair up and put on the apron that Rhodes brought - the one Wendy usually used didn't fit well.
Mira first held the roots of a pair of chicken wings with her right hand, lifted the chicken's left leg and hung it on her little finger, then raised the chicken's neck and pinched it with her thumb and index finger, easily restraining the chicken with one hand. .
Then he picked up the kitchen knife with his left hand and swiped it gently to bleed the chicken neatly.
Wendy couldn't help but said: "So skillful."
Mira turned her head and smiled at the two of them...
"Eh-" Wendy was startled, and immediately hid behind Rhodes, sticking her head out and looking at Mira fearfully.
Mira asked doubtfully: "What's wrong, is Wendy afraid of killing chickens?"
"That's not the problem..." Rhodes also felt that the scene just now was a bit frightening, "Mira, please raise the knife a little higher, yes, smile again, and smile more gently."
Mira did as she was told: "Like this?"
It was a shiny kitchen knife, stained with blood, and the blood flowed down the blade and dripped on the ground.
And a beautiful lady who looks like a royal lady holds it and shows you a gentle smile...
This picture is absolutely amazing.
Wendy was so frightened that she hid behind Rhodes and did not dare to come out: "I'm sorry, Miss Mira! I will never dare to be disobedient again! Wuwuwu..."
Mira quickly dropped the kitchen knife: "I'm sorry Wendy, I didn't mean to scare you."
She glared at Rhodes, indicating that he should find a way to appease her soon. Rhodes took out a piece of Poro delicacy, and Worm ran over to nuzzle Wendy.
Noticing that Mira's eyes turned to him, Rhodes raised a hand: "I promise that I will only go to funerals and never have an affair in my life."
"Why did you suddenly say such things!?" Mira was a little embarrassed.
She asked Rod to take both Wendy and Worm away, and then continued to bleed the other chicken.
While waiting for the water to heat up, Mira used a kitchen knife as a mirror and made several expressions, and finally pouted: "Is it that scary?"
Today's main course is pheasant stewed with mushrooms. The chicken is freshly killed and the mushrooms are freshly picked.
When the lid of the casserole was opened, not only the aroma spread ten miles away, but also filled the room with delicious fragrance. Worm, who couldn't reach the table or get on the stool, almost cried with greed.
The chicken is tender, bouncy and fragrant in the mouth, and the mushrooms are tender and delicate and absorb the soup, making it full of flavor when you bite into it.
If you drizzle a spoonful of golden soup on the rice, it will be a perfect match.
With such delicious food, Rhodes reluctantly parted with Worm, feeling that he was already the best master in the world.
After eating, Rhodes suddenly thought of the advantage of being with Wendy, that is, he could eat mushrooms as he pleased, and she could get rid of them in a few minutes if they were really poisoned.
Good news for mushroom lovers - Of course, if you have the kind of corpse that is too late to save after eating, then you have to consider yourself unlucky.
But Mira doesn't have such troubles. As long as she receives the Soul of Satan, she can eat any poisonous mushrooms at will, which is enviable.
Perhaps in order to ease the relationship, Mira took great care of Wendy at the dinner table. After the meal, 'Miss Mira' had become 'Sister Mira'.
Rod followed suit and became known as 'Brother Rod'.
Of course, there may also be factors of the Mountain Dragon.
"How will you sleep at night?" Xia Lulu asked an important question, "Is it okay for you two to share a room?"
"Stay, stay, stay... stay in the same room! Sister Mira and Brother Rod?" Wendy knew everything, and her little face suddenly turned red again.
Rhodes was very single: "It's up to you, I have no objection."
"Then you sleep with Worm, and I want to share a room with Wendy." Mira hugged Wendy from behind, "Is that okay, Wendy?"
Wendy suffered a heavy blow to the back of her head and almost died: "It's...Sister Mira, but she has to share a bed with me."
In fact, Xia Lulu also wants to come with her, but cats can take up as much space as they want.
Mira was even looking forward to it: "It's okay, my sister and I would sleep like this occasionally before."
"Does Miss Mira have a sister?"
Mira was a little nostalgic: "Well, she was as cute as Wendy when she was a child...but..."
Rhodes looked at her, and Mira gave him a look back saying not to worry.
Wendy asked confused: "What?"
"It's nothing, let's go wash up." Mira felt that there was no need to make Wendy sad.
Rhodes was assigned to the room opposite the girls. He and Gray had stayed here before, but now he slept with Worm.
"Women will only affect the speed of my practice." Rhodes sat cross-legged on the bed and meditated daily.
After the practice, he lay on the bed and covered himself with a quilt: "I want to be influenced."
Worm licked Rod's face.
Rhodes pushed it away: "I'm not talking about you."
(A small setting that is not very important: Wendy’s speaking habit is to address others with honorifics except for Habi and Xia Lulu. In anime, it is basically the case that a ‘mulberry’ is added to the name, and men translate it. Mr. Cheng, female is translated as Miss. Some versions are also translated as Brother Natsu, Sister Lucy, and there are also versions such as Brother Natsu and Sister Lucy. I may be slightly closer to Wendy later. Change the name)
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(End of chapter)