allendalepharm Chapter 318 Ate One
Chapter 318 Ate One
Chapter 318 Ate Nine
In the Quicksand River, a monster with red flaming hair and two red eyes like copper bells was wriggling at the bottom of the river.
Dirty and disheveled, he looked like a homeless man...or a stray dog in a dump.
This stray dog is called Sha Wujing.
He is a water demon in the quicksand river. Although his five elements belong to earth, he still likes to stay in the muddy quicksand river.
Because he felt safe only when he was at the bottom of the river, just like he was in his mother's womb when he was not born.
He doesn't like the eyes of the world, so he spends most of his time in the mud of the Quicksand River.
If a passer-by who doesn't have eyesight passes by the Liusha River by chance, Sha Wujing will come out of the water and eat that passer-by.
He ate too many people, so many that he couldn't even count them, and he didn't bother to count them.
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Sha Wujing likes to emerge from the water on a full moon night, and then look up at the direction of the moon in the sky.
His original home was not in Liushahe, and certainly not on the moon, but it was not far from the moon.
According to a certain theory, he was considered rich before, although he was only a roller shutter, but at least he also had the title of "General Roller Blind".
Because of his negligence at work, he was demoted to the lower realm and became a water demon in the Quicksand River.
The current life is completely different from the previous days. He used to be a heroic general, but now he has become a water monster in a garbage dump.
But Sha Wujing felt that he had nothing to complain about.
Since I have made mistakes in my work, I should accept the corresponding punishment. Although my big boss, the Jade Emperor, punished him a bit harshly, but... the Jade Emperor has never been a rigid boss. He likes to use his likes and dislikes to do things, so Being punished as a river demon, Sha Wujing could only bear it, and he wanted to enjoy it.
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The days of being a water demon in the quicksand river, although free and uninhibited, were really boring.
Sha Wujing's greatest hobby is to eat some passers-by, but Liushahe is a remote place where no bird shits, and the number of pedestrians is really limited, which makes him sometimes unable to eat anyone for several days.
The days are really boring.
want to cry.
Fortunately, in the boring days, there are still some interesting things after all, which brought a little comfort to Sha Wujing's ordinary life, which can be regarded as a tonic for the ordinary life.
As long as Sha Wujing thinks of this interesting matter, a smile will appear on his face unconsciously.
Every 20 years, a very handsome monk will pass by the Liusha River.
The monks who come every time have different faces, and they are definitely not the same person from the appearance, but they are all so handsome, and their temperament is refined, very extraordinary, which makes people look forward to spring breeze.
Sha Wujing swears that he has been in the Heavenly Court for so long as a rolling shutter general, and he has seen all kinds of gods. Among those gods, there are many gods with chic temperament and handsome appearance, but Sha Wujing has never seen a monk like these. The temperament is refined.
These monks are more immortal than immortals, and there is an inexplicable Taoism circulating in them.
In order to express his respect for these monks, Sha Wujing ate them all.
He didn't want to do this at first, but he couldn't help it. After being demoted from a rolling shutter general to a mortal, his only hobby was left with this.
When he sees someone he likes, he wants to swallow it.
On the night of the full moon on this day, Sha Wujing emerged from the bottom of the Liusha River again.
He still looked at the full moon in the sky, recalling how rich he was in the heaven before, and then unknowingly, his thoughts began to wander, remembering the scene when he saw the first monk.
That was... about 200 years ago.
A young monk wearing a moonlight monk's robe drove a black horse across the Liusha River.
His rattling horseshoe is a beautiful mistake, because although he is a passerby, after passing the Liusha River, he is destined to be unable to go on.
Sha Wujing emerged from the quicksand. After he was reduced to a monster, his appearance was very ugly. He smelled the breath of a stranger and felt a sudden appetite, so he emerged from the bottom of the quicksand river full of mud .
When he saw the young monk in the moonlight monk's robe, his eyes were full of surprise.
"What a handsome monk."
This was the first sentence Sha Wujing said after seeing the monk.
"Thin skin and tender meat, I think it must taste good, it must be delicious."
This is the second sentence Sha Wujing said.
The monk also saw Sha Wujing, and... as long as he is not a fool, he should be able to understand that this ugly person emerging from the quicksand river should be a monster.
The monk was not as flustered as Sha Wujing expected, and his breath was still dusty. He got off his horse and clasped his hands to Sha Wujing.
"Amitabha, the poor monk wants to go to the west to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures. He happened to pass by the precious treasure land. I would like to ask the Lord Demon King to let the poor monk pass by."
The attitude of the monk is very respectful, so respectful that it is impeccable.
But Sha Wujing has become a monster, obviously he doesn't like him at all.
"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect that although you have a good skin, you are indeed an idiot with a cute head. Do you know how far it is to go to the Western Lingshan? Let me tell you, even if you walk straight, the whole process is like a cat. There are more than [-] miles in a straight line without detours. On this road, I don’t know how many mountain spirits and monsters, each of which can easily eat you. Do you still want to learn scriptures? You still have this Do you have the courage to go to Xitian Lingshan?"
Sha Wujing looked at the young monk and said with a sneer.
"Amitabha, thank you Demon King for reminding me. However, the poor monk's will to go to the west to learn scriptures is very firm. A few words from the Demon King will definitely not change the poor monk's mind. If you have a heart for Buddha, Lord Demon King, why don't you open the door to the poor monk?" A way for the poor monk to cross this river of quicksand and go to the opposite bank?"
The young monk clasped his hands together and said calmly.
Sha Wujing laughed out loud.
"Stupid monk, I was just chatting with you casually. In fact, there is no other creature in this quicksand river who can chat with me to relieve boredom. Do you really think that I am so kind and want to discourage you from learning scriptures? You go What does it have to do with me if I don’t go to learn scriptures?”
Sha Wujing's eyes were full of indifference.
But he immediately said again: "No, you still have something to do with me to learn scriptures. If you didn't go to Xitian Lingshan to learn scriptures in the first place, you wouldn't pass by my Liusha River, and then I wouldn't meet you as a scripture learner. .”
"Exactly, every thought and every thought is destined by God, the Lord Demon King and the poor monk are really destined."
"Well, yes, there is a relationship."
"Since it is so predestined, why don't you open a road, Mr. Demon King, or simply build a bridge to send the poor monk to the other side?"
"You think too much. Since we are so destined... why don't I eat you. After eating you, there will be me in you and you in me, and there will be no distinction between each other. The fate will be deeper."
Sha Wujing's gaze instantly became cold and greedy, and his mouth was dripping with laughter.
"Hey, since I decided to eat the poor monk from the very beginning, why didn't I make it clear earlier? Let the poor monk waste a long time talking with you, Lord Demon King."
The young monk looked up at Sha Wujing, his eyes full of sorrow.
"No, don't look at me with such disgusting eyes. I'm not used to it. You don't know that this Demon King is different from other little monsters. I have been a fairy monster and have seen the world. So. Before eating people, I prefer to do the ideological work of making food, so that the food has the consciousness of making food, so that the taste will be more beautiful."
Sha Wujing licked his lips with his tongue, and said greedily.
"Oh, it seems that you, Lord Demon King, are a person who understands life and pays great attention to the quality of life." The young monk said.
"That's right, you monk understands me." Sha Wujing was very happy.
"Since we understand each other well, how about being each other's friends? The demon king should stop eating me." The young monk finally tried his best.
"No... No matter how good the relationship is, no matter how little you feel, you still have to eat. This is a matter of principle. Once the principle is involved, it must not be changed."
Sha Wujing didn't take oil and salt, and said firmly.
"Oh, I wasted half a day of talking in vain. I'm so stupid." The young monk sighed, already giving up on himself.
"So... Are you mentally prepared? If I'm ready, I'm going to eat."
Sha Wujing couldn't wait any longer, he flicked his hand lightly, quicksand condensed in his hand and turned into a long rope, binding the young monk tightly.
"Should the head be eaten first? Or should the feet be eaten first? I struggle with this question every time."
Sha Wujing looked at the young monk who was tied up in front of his eyes, and whispered to himself.
"Since it's so difficult to choose, why don't you choose? Just let me go."
"you shut up!"
Before the young monk died, he was still having a fierce verbal confrontation with Sha Wujing.
"It's decided, let's eat from the feet, and save the most delicious head for the last."
Monk Sha hit the palm of his left with his right hand, and finally made a choice.
He opened his fangs with a thud, and was about to bite the young monk's ankle.
"Wait a moment!"
The young monk cried out.
"It's useless. No one will come to rescue you even if you call for a broken throat. In this broken place, there are no villages or shops behind. Birds don't want to shit, and there's not even a ghost."
Sha Wujing lifted the young monk upside down and said with a smile.
He smiled and showed a mouthful of sharp teeth, looking very terrifying.
"I want to tell you that if you really want to eat me, you'd better wash it first, because the poor monk just got agitated and pooped in his pants. Although the poor monk has been a vegetarian, it doesn't smell very bad, but The Demon King shouldn’t have that special habit, right? Of course, if I want to feel sick and affect my appetite, why don’t I let the poor monk go, the poor monk is dirty, and he hasn’t bathed for more than half a month, so it stinks.”
In order to survive, the young monk went all out, even giving up his integrity.
That thing of integrity can be exchanged for money... Should it be said that it can be exchanged for life?
On the tree of morality, there is fruit, and under the tree of morality, you and me.The young monk felt that as long as he could survive and continue to travel west to learn Buddhist scriptures, it would be okay to lose some integrity.
Can the matter of becoming a monk be called losing moral integrity?
After Sha Wujing heard the young monk's words, he was obviously taken aback for a moment, and then became furious.
"You monk, you really don't want to be shy. Don't lie to me, I will eat you right away, let's see what you can do!"
After Sha Wujing finished speaking, he didn't hesitate at all, and swallowed the young monk whole from his feet.
Pooh!
There is really Yoneda.
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Sha Wujing discovered a problem that puzzled him very much, that is... the young monk's head seemed to be really unusual. After he threw it into the quicksand river, it did not sink to the bottom.
You must know that birds can't cross the Liusha River, and fish can't float when swimming. Sha Wujing usually eats a lot of people by the Liusha River. No human skull has ever been able to float on the Liusha River.
Now that young monk, even though he is dead, left Sha Wujing with a small miracle.
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Twenty years later, another young monk passed by Liusha River.
He was also born with a handsome appearance and an extraordinary bearing, and he also threatened to go to the Lingshan Mountain of Ultimate Bliss in the west to seek the scriptures.
Another Buddhist monk, Sha Wujing couldn't help thinking of the young monk who was eaten by him 20 years ago, and now that monk's head is still hanging around his neck.
...Sha Wujing felt that the monk's unsinkable skull should be a treasure, so he found a rope, put the skull through it, and hung it around his neck.
The monk 20 years later brought back memories of Sha Wujing.
But not long after, Sha Wujing decided to eat the Buddhist scriptures as well.
One is because of hunger, and the other is... Sha Wujing seems to be collecting another unsinkable skull.
This feeling of collecting things you like is so great that you can't help it at all.
Sha Wujing also ate the second Buddhist monk.
Sure enough, the head of the Buddhist pilgrim did not sink to the bottom, which was very mysterious. Sha Wujing also used a rope to thread it on, and hung it together with the previous skull.
Then another 20 years later, a third person came.
In another 20 years, the fourth Buddhist monk passed by the Liusha River.
In another 20 years, the fifth Buddhist monk was eaten by Monk Sha, and his head was made into a handicraft.
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If it weren't for the nine skulls in the rope around his neck, Sha Wujing would have even forgotten how many Buddhist scriptures he had eaten.
"I have eaten so many Buddhist scriptures. I just want you to come out quickly and pass the Liusha River again. Where are you? Are you here...?"
Sha Wujing stared intently at the moon in the sky, but tears began to well up in his eyes.
It seems that the strong wind on the bank of Liusha River blew sand into his eyes.
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The demons of the ten directions are thirsty for my fragility.
Forced by your plan.
Break through one by one, I want you to know my true colors.
Thousands of evils have broken my silence.
With the bumpy road on your shoulders,
If I don't say it, why do I need others to chew my tongue.
(End of this chapter)