One Piece: The King of Kung Fu

Chapter 755, disgusting joke

Ye Chen has always been interested in Robin's habits. Her favorite thing is coffee, followed by reading books, sandwiches, and playing with flowers. Ye Chen keeps them all in mind.

Seeing that everyone was seated, Ye Chen couldn't bear to continue to whet his appetite and said quickly, "There are two very close friends, one named Simon and one named Kerry. One or two of them went to the park for a walk after dinner. , suddenly there was a large puddle of dog poop on the ground in front of him." At the same time, Ye Chen gestured with his hand: "It's a very big puddle. Simon rolled his eyes and felt bad in his heart. He smiled and said to Kerry "If you dare to eat all this poop, I will give you 10 berries."

"Ah, that's disgusting." Nami ran over angrily, waved her fist and punched Ye Chen hard.

Ye Chen continued, "Kerry thought to himself, 10 berries is not a small amount. You know, 10 berries is enough to make Nami take off all her clothes."

Ye Chen deliberately made fun of Nami, and everyone was happy. Nami glared at Ye Chen and said angrily, "The market has changed now. From now on, you can only watch once for 100 million, and there will be no credit."

"After a period of fighting, Kerry finally agreed. He gritted his teeth, became cruel, and sadly took out a pair of chopsticks from his arms."

"Hey, hey, hey, why are there chopsticks on him?" Nami thought it was vulgar and boring at first, but Ye Chen suddenly changed the topic, which immediately aroused Nami's interest.

Ah Jin interjected, "Could it be that he came here just for this puddle of shit? Did he have the foresight to prepare chopsticks before going out?"

Ye Chen smiled and did not answer, but continued, "I saw Kerry, with a click, broke the chopsticks in front of Simon."

"Cheh!" Nami, Perona and others all snorted. It seemed that Kerry was just pretending, he would not really eat shit at all.

Ye Chen paused for a moment, then continued, "After Kerry folded the chopsticks, he arrogantly took out a spoon from his arms."

"Ah, he really wants to eat shit. It's really hopeless." Nami was surprised and happy, almost laughing out of laughter.

Anyone else would find it interesting. Whoever goes out would bring chopsticks and spoons with them for no reason, as if they were prepared in advance to eat shit when they go out.

Ye Chen imitated eating and deliberately picked up a spoon and started making gestures. Everyone found it disgusting and interesting at the same time.

What's even more irritating is that Ye Chen responds by smacking his lips, it's so similar to what he learned.

Robin secretly said to Ye Chen, "Don't even think about getting into my bed tonight."

Marven glanced at Robin and smiled mischievously, "How about we do something we like on the sofa tonight?"

Robin rolled his eyes at him and turned around hastily.

Ye Chen continued, "At the end of the meal, Kerry took out another steamed bun from his pocket, broke it into half with his hands, and then wiped it carefully on the ground. It was okay. It was completely eaten, and there was nothing left. Down"

"What a disgusting joke." Nami bent down and made a very realistic vomiting gesture. Although it was disgusting, it made people think it was funny, especially when Ye Chen used hand gestures, he imitated it perfectly and unknowingly. , pictures of shit-eating emerged in everyone’s mind.

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Marven paused and then said, "After eating, Kerry stretched out his hand to Simon and said, I've finished eating, please give me the money."

Bebo nodded, "Kerry is so miserable and has paid such a high price. He should be rewarded."

"Simon, who brings so much money when they go out? I'll give it to you later. Then the two of them continued walking forward. The more Kerry thought about it, the more he regretted it. When he saw a puddle of oversized poop in front of him, Kerry Pointing his hand, he said to Simon, "Do you dare to eat it? If you eat it, I will also give you 10 berries."

"Ah" This plot development was completely beyond everyone's guess. Everyone thought that Simon would give Kerry 10 berries when he returned home. Unexpectedly, Kerry actually asked Simon to eat shit again.

Nami hurriedly asked, "What will happen to Simon? Will he eat it?"

Ye Chen said: "Simon puffed up his chest and said proudly, I won't eat because I know you won't lend me the spoon."

After listening to the first half of the sentence, everyone thought it was normal and personal, but in the second half of the sentence, everyone laughed. Nami threw herself into Ye Chen's arms without any scruples. Ye Chen hurriedly reached out and touched a few handfuls. , fighting with siblings is cheap.

Marven didn't like to give up halfway, so he continued, "Kerry happily lent the spoon to Simon, and then Simon started eating. At the end of the meal, he stretched out his hand again. Kerry felt puzzled, you still want to What"

Simon replied "That half steamed bun"

Nami had just gotten up from Ye Chen's arms. When she heard this, she fell into Ye Chen's arms again.

Even Trafalgarro, who had never been good at smiling, was laughing so hard that he couldn't sit still.

Marven made the final summary again, "Finally, after Simon finished eating, he reached out to Kerry and asked for money. Kerry replied: I didn't bring any money either, so you should pay 10 berries, and I also owe you 10. Berry, let's just make it even, no one owes anyone anything."

Robin answered, "Both of us will eat for nothing."

Everyone laughed even more happily. Although the joke was vulgar, it was indeed very funny. The more I thought about it, the more I wanted to laugh.

After the night got late, everyone went back to their rooms. Ye Chen naturally went to Robin's place generously. After Robin entered the room, he was hugged by Ye Chen just as he was about to take a shower. The warm fragrance of nephrite was so intoxicating that the two of them were almost close to each other. Robin's elegant fragrance was like mellow red wine. Waves of it hit him, making almost every blood vessel in Ye Chen's body. Every pore and every cell is boiling.

Robin is as quiet as a virgin, with an elegant smile, a pair of deep and charming eyes shining with a wise and sexy luster, an elegant white neck, a smooth and flat belly, and rosy lips all exuding a dazzling charm.

With a wife like this, what more could a husband ask for? Ye Chen became more and more intoxicated, feeling that his whole body was about to explode. He hugged Robin tightly, lowered his head and kissed Robin domineeringly.

The atmosphere in the room became more and more hot, and everything was kept silent. This kind of beauty is not enough for outsiders to understand. However, if he could speak, Ye Chen would definitely shout at the top of his voice, "Let the storm come more violently." "Some"

Robin is gentle and kind, sexy and charming, smart and wise, elegant and dignified. Although there are so many beautiful women in the world of One Piece, there are too many beautiful women to count, but Robin's beauty is not only the most gorgeous, but also irreplaceable.