Starry sky, I can hear their secrets.

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Although Su Jinyan's injuries were quite serious, given his amazing healing ability, such injuries would heal in less than five seconds.

Despite Su Jinyan's repeated explanations to Sangbo and Huahuo that what he held in his hand was actually just mud mixed with water, not a defense.

However, the two of them looked at him with suspicion in their eyes.

Don't ask why you don't believe him, because Su Jinyan has indeed done similar things before.

For example, the rain that fell on Lin Yuan Realm before, which defiled the sacred Bo Yue Ancient Sea of ​​the Chi Ming Clan, was a good deed done by Su Jinyan.

With precedents already set, who would still believe him?

"Just as Yanqing said, the training is from simple to complex."

"Considering that we've already done some low-difficulty training, let's move on to something more challenging."

"Now you will be challenged by the Belloberg Courage Training Method."

"After I light the fuse, I pass it around one by one to see who's unlucky."

Su Jinyan picked up a bundle of bombs and waved it in front of everyone.

Su Chang couldn't help but mutter, "Wow, Xiao Gui Zi, if this bomb explodes, won't you be covered in bruises?"

Gui Naifen gently shook her head: "Shangshang, I think it should be a piece here and a piece there."

As the saying goes, art is an explosion, and Gui Naifen is quite experienced in playing with explosions.

When encountering a monster from another realm in the wilderness, Gui Naifen would summon the little Di Tings and have them carry high-powered firecrackers to launch a suicide terrorist attack on the monster.

Therefore, Xiao Guizi could tell at a glance how powerful the bundle of bombs in Su Jinyan's hand was.

Yanqing and Sangbo exchanged a glance and simultaneously backed out: "Sorry, we're not playing anymore!"

The two fled in panic.

Su Jinyan's gaze swept over the two of them: "Hmph, feel the greatness of maternal love!"

Before they had taken more than a few steps, the two were horrified to discover that their lower abdomens had become swollen, revealing their pregnant bellies.

Immediately afterwards, Yanqing and Sangbo held the pregnant belly and experienced the pain of childbirth.

"Aaaaaah, I'm going into labor! I'm going into labor..."

Sangbo rolled around on the ground clutching his pregnant belly. Because his path to pleasure had been blocked, the pain of childbirth he felt was significantly stronger than Yanqing's.

"Teacher, I'm still a child, how can I be pregnant again?"

Yanqing was on the verge of tears; he should have known better than to join in the fun.

Seeing this, Xing, who had originally intended to sneak away while Su Jinyan was distracted, obediently sat down.

"I've put so much effort into teaching you, and even Huo Huo didn't desert in the face of battle. But you guys, you've joined and now you want to run away?"

"And you, Xingbao."

"I've treated you like my own daughter, how could you be so disappointing?"

With a reproachful look in his eyes, Su Jinyan raised his hand high and slapped her delicate little bottom.

"Woo——"

Xing gritted her teeth and closed her beautiful eyes in pain: "Su Jinyan, I have been defiled by you again in front of so many people."

“The last time was when Kaffa was still around, you didn’t care about her feelings at all and attacked me cruelly.”

"Even a tiger wouldn't eat its cubs, Su Jinyan, why...?"

Hanabi gloated and laughed out loud.

Su Jinyan's eyes were indifferent: "Not only do I dare to hit you like this, I also dare to hit your mother like this."

Xing rubbed her slightly sore bottom and hissed:

"Ouch, it hurts. I wish it was Kaffa who was being hit by you."

Su Jinyan was stunned for a moment: "You're so filial!"

"But you're right, a mother is to blame if her daughter is not properly taught. Kafka has not fulfilled her responsibilities as a mother to you."

"I will convince Kafka sooner or later to understand what motherly love is."

Xing felt a little guilty upon hearing this.

Kaffa had jokingly deceived Su Jinyan, leading Su Jinyan to mistakenly believe that she was Kaffa's daughter.

We absolutely cannot let Su Jinyan know the truth now, or he will beat us even worse.

Su Jinyan continued to dream about the bright future: "And your stepmother, Silver Wolf, I also need to teach her a lesson."

Xing looked at him with disdain: "What excuse are you making? I think you're just lusting after Silver Wolf's body."

Su Jinyan said, "You're right, I'll teach you a lesson too when the time comes."

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At this point, Su Jinyan suddenly realized a rather serious problem.

How should I put it? In his subconscious, Kafka actually leaned more towards the image of a mother.

He always unconsciously wanted to call Kafka "Kafka Mama".

Whenever he thought of Kafka, a sense of immorality would arise within him.

As a traditional, conservative, and good man of the new era in Rover, wouldn't it seem a bit rebellious of him to really teach Kafka a lesson?

He had already promised his master that he would not recognize anyone else as his mother, but why couldn't he control himself?

After everyone sat cross-legged and settled down, Sangbo and Yanqing returned to normal.

Su Jinyan lit the fuse of the bomb and passed it to Huo Huo.

Huo Huo looked frightened and hurriedly threw the bomb to Xiao Gui Zi.

Xiao Guizi tossed it to Su Chang without hesitation.

The bomb was passed from hand to hand among Huo Huo and the others, the fuse burning shorter and shorter until it was finally in Su Jinyan's hands after a short while.

"Uncle Su, give it to me! Hurry up..."

Huo Huo stretched out her delicate little hand with teary eyes.

Su Jinyan, however, deliberately played a trick, grinning maliciously as he let the fuse of the bomb burn in his hand, getting shorter and shorter with each passing moment.

"Hahahaha, Huo Huo, have you experienced the horror of fear yet?"

Huo Huo, with tears welling up in her eyes, nodded like a chick pecking at rice: "I've experienced it, I've experienced it, please give it to me quickly."

Just as the fuse of the bomb was about to burn out, Su Jinyan hurriedly threw the bomb into Huo Huo's arms.

"Hmm? It's about to explode, here you go."

As soon as Huo Huo received the bomb, she acted as if she had received a hot potato and hurriedly threw it to Xiao Gui Zi.

Xiao Guizi tossed it to Su Chang, Su Chang to Xing, Xing to Hua Huo, Hua Huo to Yan Qing, and Yan Qing to Sang Bo.

Sangbo suddenly threw the bomb to Su Jinyan: "Here you go."

Su Jinyan pushed the bomb away in astonishment: "So fast?"

Sambo quickly threw the bomb into his arms: "It was going to be this fast, it's your turn now, stop cheating."

Su Jinyan threw the bomb back at him: "Hey, don't be so fast, at least wait a bit."

Sambo threw another bomb at him: "You have no sportsmanship, huh?"

Xing suddenly stood up, waving his baseball bat: "Little Su, throw it to me, I'll handle it."

boom--

The bomb exploded on Su Jinyan as soon as he finished speaking.

Su Jinyan and Sang Bo, both charred black from the explosion, blinked simultaneously, looking utterly defeated.

Sambo underestimated the power of the bomb, and because he was too close to Su Jinyan, he was also caught in the crossfire.

Sangbo exhaled a puff of black smoke: "You fucking deserve to die..."

"Take me to the Alchemy Bureau quickly, I don't want to play this damn ghost-catching training anymore."

After saying that, Sambo's head lolled to the side, and he completely lost consciousness.

......

Dan Ding Si, Qing Nang Ge.

Su Jinyan patted Bai Lu's little head.

"Well, Little Divine Doctor Bailu, as you can see, this is how things went."

Looking at old Sangbo lying on the hospital bed, Bai Lu couldn't help but gasp in astonishment:

"Why does it seem like this guy hasn't had a single good thing since he arrived at the Luofu Immortal Ship?"

"Well, then leave it to me. You've already treated him anyway."

"He just needs some more herbal medicine to nourish his body, and he'll be jumping around again in less than a day."

Sambo suddenly opened his eyes: "What? Less than a day? No way, that kind of thing..."