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"Tell me, do you need to go to the toilet?"
Rakshasa: "I need to go to the toilet!"
Su Jinyan slowly turned her back: "Beg me, beg me and I'll let you go to the toilet."
With tears welling in her eyes, Rakshasa gritted her teeth and said, "Please...please...I need to use the restroom!"
Su Jinyan turned around coldly: "Speak louder, can't you hear me? You're so quiet, do you even need to go to the bathroom? Can you even hear me?!"
Everyone present shouted in unison, "We can't hear you!"
Rakshasa roared, "I am Rakshasa, a merchant from beyond the borders, and I need to use the restroom!"
Jing Yuan turned around silently, unable to help but reflect.
Rakshasa is clearly the apothecary's evil offspring and an enemy of the Immortal Ship, so why would I sympathize with him? Is there something wrong with that?
Xing had already turned on her phone to record video and secretly captured the scene.
Su Jinyan said in a loud voice, "Good, you're very energetic. I grant you permission to go to the toilet!"
Her eyes gleamed with admiration, and her expression was exaggerated: "Ayan, he treats you so badly."
"You're always thinking of him, you're so kind~"
Su Jinyan sighed: "Alas, if everyone in this world could be as kind-hearted as me, there would be no bad people."
Hearing the conversation between the two, Rakshasa almost fainted.
Rakshasa suppressed the urge to have diarrhea and hissed in a low voice:
"I'll ask you one last time, where's the restroom?!"
Su Jinyan finally pointed out the direction to Luocha: "Look, go straight to the end and turn left."
Rakshasa gave him a deep look, then turned and left.
Su Jinyan spoke slowly, "Wait, there's one more thing."
Can't we wait and talk about it later?
Rakshasa slowly turned her head, clamped her legs together, and twisted her expression: "What is it?"
He dared not disobey; if Su Jinyan were to hit him again, he might just run away on the spot.
Su Jinyan smiled, revealing her teeth: "Say thank you."
Rakshasa gritted her teeth: "Thank you."
March 7th whispered, "Look, he's quite polite."
Blue Arrow: "..."
Jing Yuan: “…”
Watching Rakshasa flee in a disheveled state, Jing Yuan felt a deep sense of sympathy.
Can't you develop some normal abilities?
Pregnancy, diarrhea, and faking it all—isn't that a bit too grotesque?
However, this ability also has significant drawbacks.
Once the enemy suddenly appears in public, he will completely let loose, and his anger will surge many times over.
......
After Su Jinyan and the others took their seats, Jing Yuan asked:
"Su Qing, are you planning something big next?"
Tell me about it, so I can be mentally prepared.
Su Jinyan said with a serious expression, "Just now, we were attacked by thugs from the Annihilation Gang."
"The two lovely ladies next to me have both suffered considerable psychological trauma."
"General, we have reached our limit. There is no need to endure any longer."
“I intend to destroy [the Yepela Brotherhood].
At this point, Su Jinyan revealed all of his plans for Planet Yepela to Jing Yuan.
The [Yepela Brotherhood] is affiliated with the Obliteration Gang, and its headquarters are located on the planet Yepela, where the inhabitants commit arson, murder, looting, and all sorts of atrocities.
Under the guise of loyalty to the destructive star god Nanook, they transformed into interstellar thieves, plundering and killing other weaker planets, committing countless atrocities for their own profit.
Even the Interstellar Peace Corporation only symbolically issues arrest warrants for members of the [Yepera Brotherhood] as long as their interests are not violated.
Coincidentally, the Star Core Hunter will also be heading to the planet Yepela soon.
Now I, Su Jinyan, intend to act on behalf of Heaven and wipe out the Star Core Hunters and the Yepela Brotherhood in one fell swoop.
I hope the Immortal Boat Alliance and the Interstellar Peace Company will contribute funds to help me suppress the bandits. I don't need much, just a few hundred billion credits will do.
Once the deed is done, the Immortal Boat Alliance's credit points will be returned in full.
We'll split those Star Peace Corporation credits together.
No, it's about splitting the profits.
Jing Yuan initially didn't take it seriously, but as he listened, his expression gradually became serious.
No matter how high-sounding and righteous Su Jinyan's words were.
But upon closer examination, it becomes clear that he intends to join forces with the Immortal Boat Alliance.
Under the guise of bandit suppression, they swindled a credit from the Interstellar Peace Company.
"Su Qing, are you short of credits?" Jing Yuan asked.
"I don't lack credits; they're just a number to me."
"But who would complain about having too few credit points?"
"Since the Annihilation Gang dared to provoke me, I will take revenge on them and teach them a lesson they won't forget."
"This is to uphold the spirit of the Imperial Bow Master and carry out the hunting mission. Isn't that reasonable?"
Su Jinyan's words were reasonable and well-founded, making them convincing.
Jing Yuan couldn't help but remind him, "Have you ever thought about this?"
“You just recognized Star Core Hunter Silver Wolf as your ‘godfather’.”
"For the sake of Silver Wolf, you did not hesitate to offend Black Tower and release the surrender document, which aroused the anger of many of Black Tower's admirers."
“You have insulted the object of their worship, and they are outraged and are attacking you verbally and in writing.”
"I wish I could tear you to pieces and grind your bones to dust."
Su Jinyan sneered, "Just a keyboard warrior who only knows how to pontificate on the internet."
"I am irreconcilably opposed to the Black Tower thief."
Jing Yuan was slightly speechless: "Yes, it hasn't been long and you're already dealing with the Star Core Hunters again."
"We still need to go to Planet Yepera to capture them."
"Although we all know that Star Core Hunter is just bait to lure Interstellar Peace Corporation into a trap, others don't know that."
Su Jinyan was deeply moved: "General, are you perhaps thinking of my reputation?"
"With a good friend like you, I can die without regrets."
Jing Yuan said expressionlessly, "No, I think your reputation is already bad enough."
"You may not know this, but you have more fans on the interplanetary internet than Gui Naifen."
Su Jinyan asked, puzzled, "Isn't that a good thing?"
"It seems they were all won over by my personal charm."
Jing Yuan took a sip of tea: "But they're all haters."
“A user who [fed Nanook as a child] listed your sins.”
"He has pinned all the evil deeds you have done and those you haven't done on you."
Su Jinyan frowned: "Is this really true?"
Jing Yuan picked up his phone and read aloud: "Lead Huanlong to overthrow Luofu."
"He established the secret teachings of the Medicine King, instigated a rebellion; and defiled innocent young men and women, causing them to become pregnant out of wedlock."
"Dumping radioactive materials into the sea to turn mermaids black."
"Dip your fist in peanut butter and beat up your neighbor who has a nut allergy..."
Su Jinyan: "Damn it, I didn't do it!"
“Slander, pure slander. This was all done by Aha, and has nothing to do with me.”
Jing Yuan said, "In short, he created your hater club on the interstellar internet forum."
"As a result, your call was met with overwhelming support, and in just a few days, your number of haters exceeded 100 million."
"After you posted your article denouncing the Black Tower, your number of followers exceeded one billion."
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