Starry sky, I can hear their secrets.

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Seeing the two girls' expressions change drastically, Su Jinyan looked up at the sky and shed two lines of tears.

"Ha, if I don't go to hell, who will?"

"I am the Venerable Lapis Lazuli, blessed by the Medicine Master. A small thermonuclear weapon like a cricket cannot kill me."

"Rather than letting an uncontrollable explosion engulf the immortal ship, I'd rather handle it."

"Then why did you put it there?"

On March 7th, her lips parted slightly, as if she couldn't understand.

Su Jinyan said smugly, "You may not know that flames need plenty of oxygen to burn."

"Isolating the air is to isolate the oxygen, and combustion will stop."

"Now I'm tucking it into my crotch, and it definitely can't continue burning."

Xing's breathing quickened: "Who doesn't know that, you bastard?!"

"Do you think stuffing a small thermonuclear weapon into your crotch will stop it from exploding?"

"Once it explodes, your OO will be absolutely blown to smithereens!"

Su Jinyan glanced at his crotch in surprise: "It's true, it's still counting down."

"It's okay, it will grow back anyway."

In that critical moment, the two girls didn't care about anything else.

The two men quickly stopped and tried to pull out and throw away the small neutron radiation bomb.

However, under the influence of the illusion, the time bomb was like a mirage, impossible to grasp.

Soon, Qingque, Tingyun, Fuxuan, Sushang, and Xueyi connected to the video call one after another.

Qingque: "Hey, Ayan, what's up? Um, eat!"

Fu Xuan: "Qing Que, I knew you were slacking off! Why aren't you here to clock in?!"

Qingque: "Oh no, Ayan, why did you start a group video chat?"

Su Chang: "Brother Jin Yan, why are you breathing so heavily?"

Tingyun: "My benefactor, do you know where Miss March is?"

Su Jinyan: "Hiss, what do you want with her?"

Tingyun: "Miss March is such a thieving cat."

"How dare you use such despicable means to humiliate me! I'm going to hire someone to kill you."

March 7: "?"

Xueyi: "Your complexion looks a bit off, and your breathing is unusual."

"I understand—"

"Quickly move the camera down; I need to know who the woman next to you is."

Su Jinyan, panting heavily, pointed her phone camera at the two busy girls.

Fu Xuan: "Traitorous disciples! How could you do such an absurd thing in broad daylight?!"

Qingque: "That's right, you guys are simply shameless."

"Hey, you two, where are you touching?"

"Our Grand Diviner hasn't had enough yet! Boom!"

Fu Xuan: "Qing Que, shut up! I am still innocent with this traitorous disciple."

Qingque: "Really? You gave up such a good opportunity last night?"

Tingyun: "This humble woman recognizes this place. Miss March, you're going to die."

March 7: "Don't kill us! We're innocent! Kill Xing instead, it was all her idea!"

Xing: "Little March told me last night that married men taste really good."

"Why did you change your mind so quickly? You were the one who tried it out, but I'm the one who has to take the blame?"

Su Chang: "Oh, I remember now."

"I also received the photo of you kissing Jinyan. Your photography skills are pretty good."

Xing: "Thank you for the compliment, I think so too..."

Su Jinyan: "You might not believe it if I told you."

"I am not doing anything shameless."

"In fact, I had a small thermonuclear weapon hidden in my crotch—a neutron radiation bomb."

"We must stop the countdown before it ends."

"Otherwise, my OO will be blown to pieces."

Fu Xuan: "Even if you're going to try to fool me, at least come up with a plausible reason, right?"

Xueyi: "No, what Ayan said is very likely true."

"The Annihilation Gang has indeed been causing some trouble in the Immortal Ship recently."

"Given the character of those scumbags, carrying out a terrorist attack certainly seems like their style."

"But why is this small thermonuclear weapon in your crotch?"

Su Jinyan felt both pain and pleasure: "It's difficult to explain to you all in a short time."

"Can you help me think of a solution?"

"This small neutron radiation bomb will explode in a little while."

Su Chang: "Choose the shortest of the three long ones. Brother Jin Yan, cut off the shortest one."

Su Jinyan: "Do you think this is a multiple-choice question?!"

Tingyun: "My benefactor, please ask it to wait a while before it explodes."

"The assassins from the Little Woman's Squad will be here soon."

"I need to have the assassin take care of these two philandering cats before they commit suicide with you."

Su Jinyan: "So all you know is dying for love, is that it?"

Qingque's face turned serious, and she couldn't help but urge, "Hey, stop playing."

"Quickly find a secluded place to dump it. Emergency evacuation, understand?"

"Even if you blow up the building, no one will say anything to you."

"Don't ruin our Grand Diviner's future happiness, bang!"

Xingmei's eyes lit up: "Listen up, you lot."

"Su Jinyan's happiness for the rest of her life is in my hands."

"Hurry up and transfer credits to my account, just close your eyes and type zero."

"Otherwise, if I exert any force, Su Jinyan's OO will be blown to pieces."

Qingque shouted in a booming voice, "Eighty thousand!"

Xing complained, "Eighty thousand won't do! That's too little, it should be at least eight million!"

Qingque: "Um, eat!"

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Su Jinyan: "?"

Xing couldn't hold back any longer: "Qingque, what time is it now!"

"Why are you still playing cards?!"

"Don't you care about Su Jinyan at all?"

"His happiness for the rest of his life is entirely in my hands."

"If I exert any force, the bomb will explode, and you will all be widows."

Qingque asked in bewilderment, "If Ayan isn't in a hurry, why should I be?"

"Judging from his expression, he must have a way to solve this."

"Besides, you'll be finished if that thing explodes."

Fu Xuan said urgently, "You traitor, hurry to the Bo Yue Ancient Sea."