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You're the one who's a bastard!
"You bastard."
Still scolding?
You think you're so tough, huh?
"Your whole family are bastards! You want me to pull your leg out of your body? I'll kick your pants off if I don't do it!"
Perhaps Jiang Xiao's scolding was too harsh.
"I miss my grandson so much! Can you help me find him? I haven't seen him for so, so long!"
Yo?
Didn't see it.
Is this old man a rapper?
"You want me to help you find your grandson?" Jiang Xiao asked tentatively.
"Yes."
"Do you want me to help you find your grandson?" Jiang Xiao continued to ask.
"Yes, yes!"
Jiang Xiao:
Jiang Xiao's face darkened. He felt that this old man was making a fool of him.
"What the hell are you doing? Do you want me to help you find your grandson, or your grandson's mother? You big idiot! I think you're getting senile!"
The old man didn't say anything immediately.
However, the rise and fall of his chest revealed that his emotions fluctuated greatly.
"Don't understand? You're getting senile, aren't you? Let me explain. Do you want me to help you find your daughter-in-law's son, your daughter-in-law, your son's wife, or your grandson's mother? You better make it clear to me."
OK OK.
Now, not only the old man, but even the people in the live stream were somewhat disoriented by Jiang Xiao's words.
The old man, on the other hand, turned red in the face from the rebuke and gasped for breath.
The instrument next to the old man detected a spike in the patient's blood pressure and automatically emitted a beeping alarm.
"What are you babbling about! It's annoying!"
Jiang Xiao disliked the red alarm sound and immediately unplugged the device!
Ouch, shit!
You little brat, you want to kill me?!
If it weren't for his physical condition, the old man would really like to do a Thomas Flair and challenge Jiang Xiao to a one-on-one fight!
Fortunately, it was just a slight increase in blood pressure, and after the old man took a few deep breaths, his blood pressure gradually calmed down.
"You little bastard, I want to see my grandson one last time before I die."
"Oh, looking for your grandson? Why the hell didn't you say so earlier? What does your grandson look like?"
this.
The old man fell silent again.
It's hard to describe exactly how it has one nose and two eyes.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Jiang Xiao casually grabbed the old man's medical record and ballpoint pen from the bedside table.
He quickly drew a pattern.
"Here, is this your grandson?"
One look at it almost made the old man faint with anger.
The picture shows a green-haired turtle with a human head!
"No, he's not a real turtle; he doesn't have a shell."
"Oh."
Swish swish.
This time, Jiang Xiao produced the image even faster; he even painted over the turtle shell.
wipe!
This made the old man so angry that he could speak fluently!
"He, he's not a turtle! He's my grandson! Neck! A neck isn't that long!"
"OK, got it."
Swish swish.
Jiang Xiao redrawn the drawing, creating a turtle without a shell and with a very short neck.
Well, that's right.
Even though there was nothing about turtles in the patterns he drew.
But anyone can tell at a glance that what he drew is a turtle!
"He's not an animal. He's normal, just like you and me, a human being!"
The old man was enraged, his face turning pale as he roared loudly with great force!
"Found dead inside. Just like you? Why the hell didn't you say so earlier?"
Jiang Xiao picked up the mirror from the old man's bedside and placed it in front of the old man's face.
"Here, I've made your dream come true. Look, doesn't the little turtle in the mirror look exactly like you?"
Old man: ? ? ?
Is that swearing?
Are you fucking swearing at me?
"I'm just... @#￥%*&! You trying to play abstract games with me, huh?"
The old man struggled to sit up from the hospital bed, rubbing his back against the floor, and glared angrily at Jiang Xiao.
“Oh buddy, I don’t think you really understand, but Mr. Krabs once told me that the world is an elephant, and we are all like blind men touching an elephant. In abstract terms, it’s actually our way of criticizing the world.”
I really want to rest!
Chapter 234 Are you trying to mess with my mentality?
No, Jiang Xiao's eyesight isn't sharp enough; he's clearly not Boss Pai.
But his behavior today reminded me of Boss Pai.
[Bullshit! I even saw Bao'er's shadow! Huang Yang, did you hear me?!]
Where did you put my commander? Are you deaf to that booming "Old Li"?
[Stop arguing! If you can watch it, watch it; if you can't, just leave. The comments are too dense and blocking my view!]
After much deliberation, the old man finally escaped the quagmire of "blind men and an elephant."
"Kind young man, I have difficulty moving my hands and feet, please help me find my grandson."
However, Jiang Xiao clearly had no intention of paying attention to the old man. He seemed to have thought of something and directly lifted the old man's blankets.
Old man:? ? ?
Jiang Xiao frowned.
The old man was wearing a hospital gown, so you couldn't see the colors or patterns underneath.
Considering the old man's limited mobility, Jiang Xiao had no choice but to help him drag it himself.
The old man stared in horror as Jiang Xiao did whatever he wanted to him.
"Heavy gift crab! What the hell are you trying to do? Get to work!"
"Uh, didn't you say you had difficulty moving your hands and feet? I'll help you take off your pants."
"Fuck you! What kind of utter nonsense is this? I don't need you to help me pull down my pants! I want you to help me find my son of a bitch, my son of a bitch!"
"But I want to see what style of underwear you're wearing."
Jiang Xiao spoke with righteous indignation, completely unaware that there was anything wrong with it.
"Wang Defa?! Fafafa! Dude, what's the connection between looking at my underwear and helping me find my grandson?"
"Of course I do! How am I supposed to know whether I should listen to you or not if you don't show me your underwear?"
What?
why? !
The old man, who is in his seventies or eighties, feels like his entire worldview has collapsed today!