I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Besides Jiang Xiao, the only one who led Mu Xitang astray was...

The books that Dr. Sun showed Mu Xitang also played a significant role!

"Old Li, don't be angry. Let's talk about it when Jiang Xiao comes out."

"I know! But that little Sun is a real scoundrel!"

Dr. Sun looked completely innocent. He had already explained that it really wasn't his fault!

"Also, Xiao Xitang can't go to the Ghost Stories with Jiang Xiao next time. Look at the state she's become now!"

Seeing the mischievous little pink-haired boy, the old commander felt a pang of sadness.

Hey ~

Putting aside her bizarre identity and the fact that she killed many "fathers" in the ghost stories.

That little pink-haired girl is such a cute and sensible little girl.

How did it turn out like this?

"Oh dear, this is worrying. With her personality, she might be condemned by the people of China. If they seize on her strange past and keep bringing it up, it could cause a huge uproar!"

Of course, this is true for the old men in the military compound.

Even under immense public pressure, they manage to protect the little pink-haired girl very well.

The main concern is that the image of the little pink-haired girl is not glorious enough in the public's mind.

Their initial plan was to mold Mu Xitang into the second pillar of the Dragon Kingdom.

"Hey Lao Li, it's been a while since you've been on Douyin, hasn't it?"

"You may not know, but the public's worship and adoration for the pink-haired cult leader has now reached a level comparable to that of Jiang Shen."

what?

Old Li was taken aback and couldn't help but ask.

"What do you mean?"

Old Zhang grinned, showing his big yellow teeth, and said with a smile.

"What else could it mean? Everyone really likes this kind of naughty pink-haired girl. The account we registered for her before has already gained over 100 million followers."

It has an adorable, anime-style, chibi-like appearance and pink hair.

Although it hasn't been shown what it will look like after it becomes bizarre.

However, most people think that, like Shi Shi, he will probably grow animal ears as well.

Her appearance alone is enough to win over people aged 13-43.

Add to that iconic scenes like "Sell Me a Tissue", "I Am Mu Xitang", "Righteousness Reaching the Heavens", and "Loyalty and Courage".

It has completely succeeded in appealing to all ages.

Haters: Mu Xitang is a weirdo, as everyone knows, and there isn't a single weirdo who is a good person!

Xitang fans: So what if someone is weird? Can't there be good people among weirdos? What makes you assume that our pink-haired leader is weird?

Haters: Mu Xitang is not only bizarre, but what she does is even more bizarre than bizarre! She's so evil!

Xitang fans: So what? Putting aside the facts, some people do things that are even worse than our pink-haired leader!

Haters: Mu Xitang has killed someone!

Xitangfen: Did she kill you? Why are you in such a hurry? Can't you give a four or five-year-old girl a chance?

Other weird things: To be honest, the double standards you Xitang fans have for weird things disgust me.

Mu Xitang, embarrassed by Jiang Xiao's lecture, lowered her head.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I got too excited and it affected Dad's ability to poison the food."

"Uh, it's okay, don't get too excited, because I've already downloaded it."

Priest: ? ? ?

The poison has been administered?

But I don't seem to feel anything?

What drug did you give me?

"Well, let me think about it."

Jiang Xiao counted them off on his fingers as if they were his own treasures.

"It contains paraffin oil, sodium sulfate, magnesium sulfate, castor oil, glycerol, and oh yes, phenolphthalein!"

Is this poison?

This gives me a feeling of being back in chemistry class?

Not only was the priest stunned, but many of the talented people in the live stream were also stunned.

[What kind of nonsense is Jiang Xiao talking about? Can that even be considered poison?]

[What a trashy name! I thought they'd come up with something as potent as "Seven-Day Death Powder" or "Smiling Half-Step Madness."]

[I'm curious, Jiang Xiao was on camera the whole time, when did he get his hands on the poison?]

"I'm not very knowledgeable, but as a veterinarian, let me explain. All of what Jiang Xiao mentioned are medications he got from the medicine cabinet at the ranch. They're mainly for relieving constipation and lubricating the intestines of the livestock."

Does it help with bowel movements?

So, the poison Jiang Xiao administered was a laxative?

[I understand. So he must have smeared the laxative on the blade, but would that stuff work on humans? Is the vet around? Is this stuff supposed to be usable by both humans and animals?]

After a while, the veterinarian replied again.

Let me put it this way: a drug that can kill a person might not kill a cow, but a drug that can kill a cow will definitely kill a person. If this stuff kicks in, it could probably pull out this priest's intestines.

While the comments were still debating whether the oral medication would still be effective after Jiang Xiao applied it externally to the priest using a sharp blade,

The priest on the live stream screen was starting to get a little uncomfortable.

What does it mean when my stomach keeps making gurgling noises?

Seeing that Jiang Xiao was about to attack him again, the priest immediately waved his hands at him repeatedly.

"Stop, wait a minute, a five-minute ceasefire, I, I need to go to the bathroom."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xiao not only did not stop, but rushed even faster.

I'm just waiting to fuck you when you need to go to the toilet.

How could it possibly stop?!

Grass!

Seeing Jiang Xiao's excited expression, the priest knew that his stomachache was most likely due to that poison!

"You're the one who made my stomach hurt?!"

"That's right, I gave you a laxative for livestock."

Flax!

The priest felt that he was on the verge of a mental breakdown today.

This fight really left me feeling uneasy!

Seriously, if there hadn't been so many people there, Gangdan would probably have burst into tears.

Who is this?

Seeing Jiang Xiao howling in pain, the priest was filled with despair.

The two were roughly equal in strength; with the aid of the scepter and the sacrificial robes, he was at most only slightly stronger than this kid.

He now has a wound over ten centimeters long on his chest, which he doesn't mention.

She had to hold up her pants with one hand while enduring the churning in her stomach.

Who would want to fight anymore?

They could barely hold their own, let alone launch a counterattack.

Within five minutes, the priest's forehead was covered in sweat.

This really won't work.

Just now it was just a slight pain and a constant gurgling sound.

Now, however, it is an unbearable, agonizing pain!

Each spasm made his back ache terribly.

However, the priest quickly found a temporary solution.

That is to adopt an inward-pointing stance.

This way, you can not only use your thighs to hold the robe in place to prevent your private parts from being exposed, but also effectively hold the surging inside your sphincter muscles.

Of course, this is only temporary.