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When she idolizes a man, she has already completely fallen for him.
Seeing Yao Han like this.
The men in the live stream were practically dying of jealousy.
Holy crap! Jiang Shen really got her?!
[I'm known as the "King of Cannons in Northern Jiangsu," and if I'm not mistaken, Yao Han has been completely conquered by Jiang Xiao.]
[What the heck! I don't understand! Why? Because Jiang Xiao just insulted her and bullied her like crazy?]
What type of man do you think strong women like?
[Nonsense! A strong partner should be paired with a weak one; they complement each other, just like the Queen paired with the Hook.]
[You know nothing! The more queen-like Yao Han is, the more she secretly yearns to be conquered by a man stronger than her! Of course, Yao Han herself probably doesn't even realize this.]
[Well, they've successfully held hands. Oh well, I don't have any other expectations. I just hope they won't blur my face when they're doing the deed later.]
[Ahem, just asking you, won't there be some unexpected problems with Jiang Xiao holding hands?]
Well.
As is typical of Jiang Xiao's unconventional tactics.
If nothing unexpected happens, it's indeed time for an unexpected event to occur.
Seeing that Jiang Xiao did not react.
Yao Han's face became even rosier, and her outstretched hand twitched slightly, the meaning of which was self-evident.
Yao Han: () Please hold my hand~~
Jiang Xiao was taken aback, and casually stuffed the banana he had just peeled in his left hand into Yao Han's outstretched hand.
"Ok?"
What the hell?
Yao Han was stunned.
Old Wang and his two companions were stunned.
The screen was filled with nothing but "?" and "?".
Seeing Yao Han in a daze, Jiang Xiao handed her the cucumber in his right hand again.
"Uh, so this is what you want?"
Yao Han: ? ? ?
You just finished going crazy, and now you're starting again, huh?
Yao Han: (°ー°) "Why, why are you giving me this?"
Jiang Xiao: (~) "Huh? You're just reaching out to ask me for something to eat, aren't you?"
Yao Han:
What on earth was I craving just now?!
[Jiang Shen is truly Jiang Shen, he has never let me down, he's awesome!!]
[Jiang Shen is a little bit flirtatious!!]
Jiang Xiao stared blankly at Old Wang and Yao Han.
"Hey, what are you all doing here in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?"
Everyone:? ? ?
The three resentful brothers staggered, their defenses completely breached by Jiang Xiao's casual remark.
elder brother!
I'm begging you, can't you just be normal?!
Can you please stop doing this?
If you don't like it, just kill us all with one blow!
After a long time.
On the contrary, Yao Han, who had just been the most distraught, tentatively spoke first.
"Or, or you can guess what we're doing?"
Let's guess?
We're guessing it's some kind of crazy thing!
What's the difference between asking that question and forcibly feeding someone a batch of poop and then making them write a 500-word review of what they ate?
Hehehe, the next chapter will be fun.
I've come up with a way that's both fun and not disgusting.
Dude, I'm the real driving genius!
Chapter 141 Powerful Offensive Soul Skill: Blue Silver Overlord Spear!
Who is this?
Honestly, it's hard to tell whether Jiang Xiao is normal or not now.
Why don't you guess what we were doing just now?
Not knowing how to answer, A-Zhi passed the question to Jiang Xiao.
"Uh, I guess."
Jiang Xiao tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said in a serious tone.
"I bet you guys are catching jellyfish!"
Everyone:! ! !
Damn it, here we go again!
Ah Zhi was the first to react.
With a whoosh, he grabbed the spatula and launched himself into the air with a graceful front flip!
"Oh yes, that's right! I am SpongeBob SquarePants, the best jellyfish catcher in all of Bikini Bottom! Oh dear! Patrick, please stay away! That pink monster is going to sting you again!"
Old Wang followed closely behind.
Old Wang, holding a mop, imitated A-Zhi, speaking in a broken, translator's tone.
"Oh! Okay, that's how it is! I think I, the Mr. Krabs, should get moving too! Jellyfish? Yes! We'll catch one today, kid!"
We have to get excited, we have to get active, jump up and shout!
As the saying goes, lessons from the past serve as guidance for the future.
Yao Han, who had just ignored Jiang Xiao's advice and insisted on maintaining a ladylike image, still had tears in her eyes!
With a severed tongue and a contorted body, he desperately waved the toilet plunger.
"Aba Aba."
He was afraid that Jiang Xiao would target him because he couldn't shout.
So he tried his best to compensate by using even more frenzied body language.
The chat is already numb.
It's insane; their nerves are constantly on edge.
There's even a bit of "censorship fatigue."
Just as Yao Han was about to join in the celebration.
Jiang Xiao stared dumbfounded at the frenzied trio.
"No way. What are you three doing in the middle of the night? Are you out of your minds?"
Ok?
The three men, including Lao Wang, froze.
Jiang Xiao looked at the three of them with the same disdainful eyes one would give someone mentally challenged.
"What are you three doing making such a stupid fuss late at night? If you're mentally ill, take your medicine and stop acting crazy for no reason."
Three people:? ? ?
"Didn't you guess we were catching jellyfish?"
Ah Zhi is about to have a mental breakdown.
“When did I say that you would take such an outrageous joke seriously? If you were eating poop, would you each show off how many pounds of poop you had? Where are the jellyfish? Do you want to point them out to me? I seriously suspect that someone removed the frontal lobe from your brain.”
Ouch, shit!
I just @#￥…&*!@#!