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What the hell? You suddenly know everything?
"You can't swallow because of your bad teeth, so you prefer liquid food, right? No problem, Patrick will help you!"
Jiang Xiao plunged his large hand directly into the large porcelain basin.
Crush the fatty meat into a mushy white paste, and throw away all the lean meat!
"I knew lean meat would be tough, and you definitely wouldn't like it."
Tongue amputation: ? ? ?
"Open your mouth! Ah~~~"
What the hell?!
Please, just don't try to understand me!
The man with the severed tongue pressed his lips tightly together; he really couldn't eat this stuff, it could really kill him.
"Tsk, should I find you a funnel or something?"
Tongue amputation:
"Hey buddy! Are you going to open your mouth or not? If you don't, you'll become a monster. That guy has a big mouth, it'll be easy to stuff in!"
The man with the severed tongue is going to cry again.
Why the hell am I so unlucky?!
"No change? If you don't change, I'm going to beat you up! I'll beat you senseless and still force you to drink it down my throat."
"Aba, aba aba! Ababa, aba."
No one expected it.
The severed tongue, through the mere two syllables he could utter, somehow conveyed an extreme sense of despair.
He was facing a handful of minced meat that Jiang Xiao was grabbing and getting closer and closer to him.
With his tongue cut off, he could only close his mouth tightly in terror and despair, the large veins on his face bulging out!
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Some people couldn't understand why the man with the severed tongue looked like he was constipated.
Honestly, is it really that bad?
[P.S.: Chapter 125 has been released]
I've already spent a fortune to draw Shi Shi's chibi-style illustration, and you'll never guess what the prizes will be!
Chapter 129 The Collapsed Severed Tongue
【+1, I just arrived too. What's wrong with eating some fatty pork? When I was young, I couldn't even afford it!】
That's right, anyone who's experienced hardship knows that fatty meat is very juicy and flavorful! Fatty meat is truly delicious, while lean meat isn't as fragrant.
Are all of you new to the livestream?
【What's wrong? Is there a problem?】
You wouldn't say that if you knew how much he just ate.
Rough statistics.
Having just had his tongue cut off, he was forced by Jiang Xiao to show off a whole braised pork knuckle.
A plate of shredded pork with garlic sauce, a plate of scrambled eggs with chives, a serving of spicy blood curd, a large carp, a plate of beer-braised duck with thick skin, and a bowl of oily old hen soup.
Oh, and there were also seven steamed buns and over twenty dumplings filled with chives and pork.
This is the braised pork.
The severed tongue really couldn't be stuffed any more in!
"Are you going to eat it or not! Do you want Patrick Star's iron fist to kiss your cheek and force you to eat it?!"
Shameful waste!
Every grain of rice is the result of farmers' hard work.
Every piece of pork is the result of countless amounts of pig feed consumed during its growth.
Damn it, some pigs even eat fruit!
Regardless, since I brought all this food up here, I have to go down empty-handed.
The main focus is on the "Clean Plate Campaign"!
With her tongue cut off and her eyes blurry with tears, she looked at Jiang Xiao.
What terrible things have I done?
Now he has two choices.
First, finish this minced pork.
Second, get beaten up, and then finish the meal of minced pork.
He's not out of his mind; he knows what choice he should make.
Jiang Xiao crushed the fatty pork he had picked out of the porcelain basin, gathered it together, and then piled it in front of the severed tongue.
Oh my god~~~
This minced pork, to be precise, should be called fatty pork minced pork.
It gleamed alluringly under the lights.
With just a gentle shake of the table, the whole lump of minced meat will wriggle slightly.
Visibly, some thick, creamy lard oozed out from the minced meat.
Sparkling~
Duan She glanced at Jiang Xiao, who had a serious expression, and his Adam's apple bobbed involuntarily.
Then, with trembling hands, he picked up the spoon and scooped up a spoonful.
But he hesitated when he put it to his lips, and didn't dare to put it in his mouth.
Because his intestines and stomach had already told him.
It was overflowing; this meal was truly overflowing.
Honestly, I can't eat any more.
The severed tongue even felt the food being stuffed all the way from the stomach to the tonsils.
He's so full now he doesn't dare bend over.
Even breathing slightly too hard can cause severe abdominal pain.
Aside from the fact that oily foods like shredded pork with garlic sauce, braised pork knuckle, and old-fashioned chicken soup made his stomach rumble incessantly.
The pungent, stale smell of chives and eggs kept washing over his stomach.
Every now and then a burp is even worse!
That stench hit me right in the head!
These days, let alone eating the severed tongue, I feel like I'd get dizzy just staring at this pile of pork belly.
I don't know when, but I felt my face getting wet again.
That's right.
This serious and old-fashioned uncle shed tears once again.
Duan She had cried countless times in Jiang Xiao's hands.
If this continues, it might even develop into an instinctive reaction.
Passive skill: Crying whenever you see Jiang Xiao?
"Are you fucking going to eat or not?! Are you kidding me? You're dawdling like a woman!"
Jiang Xiao's rebuke interrupted Duan She's train of thought.
Fearing a beating, Duan She shoved a spoonful of fatty pork, laced with lard, into his mouth.
Gift crab.
Tongue cutting: ()
The moment the minced meat entered his mouth, the man with the severed tongue shed even more tears, streaming down his face!
You can tell just by tasting this fatty meat that it must have been made by that woman He Menghan; her skills are terrible!
The texture has absolutely nothing to do with being soft or mushy.
He felt the chunks of fatty pork bouncing around in his mouth, while the silky, thick pork fat lubricated his lips and teeth until it slid down his throat.
Because I ate too much.
As soon as the lard slid down, the severed tongue instinctively wanted to vomit it up.