Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Bar downstairs.

At Guan Gu's date, Xiao Man said, "I'm really sorry, I had to leave early last time because of something that happened at home. Your outfit today... is very red."

Guan Gu Shenqi took a sip of the cocktail that the Snow Mastiff Armor had given him and said, "Your country's red."

After saying that, he even flirtatiously wiped his temples with both hands.

Xiaoman smiled and said, "Actually, I think you're a really good person, but reality is always cruel. I have a colleague who teaches physical education, and I think you'd be a better match for her than for me. So, shall I introduce her to you later?"

Guan Gu Shenqi said in fluent Mandarin, "It's alright, isn't it a pleasure to have friends coming from afar!"

Xiaoman was surprised when she heard Guan Gu Shenqi's standard Mandarin and asked, "What did you say?"

Guan Gu Shenqi added, "I'm a very easygoing person. If we're meant to be, then so be it. There's no need to force it."

Xiaoman stared at Guan Gu Shenqi with a lovesick look and asked, "Why does your Mandarin suddenly sound so sexy?"

Guan Gu Shenqi laughed and said, "Chinese culture is profound and extensive, and its language has an even longer history. In fact, I have been studying it all along, but suddenly... I have figured it out."

Xiaoman's eyes lit up as she listened to Guan Cong's amazing and standard Mandarin.

Guan Gu Shenqi asked, "By the way, when will your PE teacher arrive?"

Xiaoman laughed: "Don't you want to be alone with me?"

Guan Gu Shenqi joked, "Is it more enjoyable to enjoy it alone or to enjoy it with others?"

Xiaoman laughed and said, "Oh, we don't need to worry about her. It seems her house is on fire, so she probably can't come."

Xiaoman saw Guan Gu Shenqi finish the small bottle of wine in one gulp and laughed, "I think you look really dashing when you drink."

Guan Gu Shenqi also laughed and said, "I think you look really beautiful when you smile."

Xiaoman rested her chin on her hand and smiled, "I think your mouth is really sweet."

"I think... I love you." Guan Gu Shenqi's words suddenly went out of control halfway through.

Xiaoman's eyes widened as she asked, "What did you say?"

Guan Gu Shenqi looked around and said, "I didn't say anything, so what? Who said... I love you?"

After saying that, Guan Gu Shenqi quickly covered his mouth with his hand.

Xiaoman hesitated and asked, "Did I hear you use the word 'love'?"

Guan Gu Shenqi hurriedly explained, "Um, my Chinese isn't very good."

Xiaoman frowned and said, "We've only met twice, and I didn't expect you to be such a frivolous and hasty person. How can you keep talking about love?"

Guan Gu Shenqi chuckled dryly, "Hehe, how could that be? I love you."

Seeing that Guan Gu was acting so strangely, Xiao Man stopped answering the phone and immediately said, "I think... there must be a gas leak in my house, I'd better go back first."

After saying that, he picked up his bag and left.

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Be careful on the road, take care. I love you." Guan Gu Shenqi quickly covered his mouth.

the other side.

Tang Youyou's date also ended in failure.

The reason was that Snow Mastiff Armor had to go to the bathroom halfway through their date.

He went to the other side and started chatting with Hu Yifei.

She went over and questioned him to find out.

This guy actually made plans with two people at the same time.

Under anger.

The two of them worked together to drive away the snow mastiff armor.

Feeling depressed.

Tang Youyou went to a bar for a drink.

Seeing Guan Gu sitting dejectedly in the corner, he slowly walked over and asked, "Guan Gu, are you alright?"

Guan Gu Shenqi touched his headgear and replied, "It's nothing."

Tang Youyou asked, "You... had another one-sided love affair?"

Guan Gu Shenqi stood up and said with a wry smile, "Hehe, don't worry, I'm fine."

"Come on, your laughter looks like crying." Tang Youyou saw Guan Gu Shenqi looking dejected and silent, and after thinking for a moment, she said:

“When I was in elementary school, I had a severe stutter for a period of time. I would always stutter when I spoke, but I didn’t want anyone to notice, so I would only say one word at a time.”

Guan Gu Shenqi asked in confusion, "Say one word?"

Tang Youyou said with a smile, "Yeah, for example, 'okay,' 'um,' 'ah,' 'bye,' 'damn!' Basically, just one word, so no one will notice your stutter!"

Guan Gu Shenqi said dejectedly, "Heh, I didn't know you could stutter."

Tang Youyou continued, "Back then, there was a boy who really liked me. He thought that no matter what happened, I would only say one word, which made me very unique and different from other girls."

Guan Gu Shenqi became interested and pressed on, "And then what happened?"

Tang Youyou continued, "I liked him a lot too, but I stuttered and was too embarrassed to talk to him much, so I decided to see a doctor. Later, I was finally able to speak normally, but he didn't like me anymore. He said I wasn't anything special."

Guan Gu Shen 827 frowned and said, "No way? How could this be?"

Tang Youyou advised, "Guan Gu, I just want to tell you that everyone has their own unique characteristics. It's fine that you have an accent. Maybe... some people might like it. It's their problem if others don't appreciate it, so why should you be upset?"

The gloom on Guan Gu's face finally disappeared, and he laughed again in his own version of Mandarin:

"You're right. I, Guan Gu, a dignified seven-foot man, should wear other people's shoes and walk my own path. Let others figure it out!"

Tang Youyou patted Guan Gu Shenqi and laughed, "Haha, that's right. You're tall and handsome, much better than my unreliable nephew. You're not afraid of not finding a good girl, are you?"

"Uh..." Guan Gu Shenqi sighed, not knowing what to say.

Tang Youyou sensed the awkward atmosphere and said, "Uh~, it's a bit cold, I'll leave first."

Just as Tang Youyou turned around and took a few steps, Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly called out, "Youyou."

Tang Youyou stopped and turned around to look at Guan Gu Shenqi expectantly, asking, "What's wrong?"

"Um, I love you." Guan Gu Shenqi said, then realized he had said the wrong thing again and slapped his mouth a few times in annoyance.

Tang Youyou was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly said, "Ah, is this a manifestation of subconscious confusion?"

Guan Gu, flustered, stammered, "No... what I actually meant was..."

"I understand, no need to thank me, I'm leaving." Tang Youyou said and then left.

After Tang Youyou left, Guan Gu Shenqi frowned and muttered to himself, "Wait a minute, 'eating grapes, spitting out grapes'... my Mandarin... it's turned into the Japanese version again."

Chapter 433

"What? Guan Gu confessed to Youyou? Really?"

Su Mingyang and the others heard what Zhang Wei said.

My jaw almost dropped.

Seeing that no one believed him, Zhang Wei said confidently, "It's true. I went to the restroom at the bar yesterday, and when I came out, I heard Guan Gu telling Youyou 'I love you.' I heard it very clearly."

"I never would have guessed that Guan Gu, such an honest person, would learn to seduce someone from his own neighborhood," Qin Yumo joked, having just returned from doing volunteer work at the orphanage.

"That bastard Guan Gu, I treated him like a brother, and he actually wants to be my uncle-in-law?" Lu Ziqiao said through gritted teeth.

Everyone burst out laughing at this.

Su Mingyang joked, "What's wrong with that? Once Guan Gu becomes your uncle, you can legitimately ask him for money."

"Hey, that's a good idea." Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up.

"Ziqiao, remember to ask Guangu for money to pay me back later," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated: "Teacher Zeng, you're too cunning."

Lin Wanyu, who rarely gets a day off, heard such explosive news and smiled, "So, does this mean another couple is going to be living in our apartment?"

"It's hard to say. Youyou's answer was strange. I don't know if she agreed to Guangu's request," Zhang Wei said, frowning.

Hu Yifei gossiped, "What did Youyou say? We can analyze it."

"She said Guan Gu's subconscious was confused," Zhang Wei said.

Everyone was stunned by what they heard:

"What does that mean? Is it a veiled rejection?"

Su Mingyang thought for a moment, and then realized the meaning behind Tang Youyou's words.

However, he intended to bring the two together, and said with a smile: "I guess Youyou hasn't decided whether to accept Guangu yet, so she's just saying this to avoid an awkward situation."

"That makes sense." Hu Yifei and Lin Wanyu nodded.

"I'll have to ask her what she thinks then."

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