Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"You've made Teacher Zeng smell like milk all day long," Guan Gu said quietly.

Zeng Xiaoxian silently shook his head.

Zhang Wei quickly apologized, "I'm so sorry, Teacher Zeng."

"Forget it, spilling milk is a minor matter." Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand, puzzled. "But why did you jump off the building? If I hadn't stopped you, you would be minced meat by now, the kind that you'd have to shovel to pick up."

Zhang Wei was completely baffled: "I don't know either."

Su Mingyang said, "If you knew what you were doing, would it still be called sleepwalking?"

“That’s true.” Zhang Wei nodded.

Lu Ziqiao frowned and asked Zhang Wei, "But I've never seen you sleepwalk before?"

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Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "It must be because I'm sleeping on the sofa. I may need some time to adjust."

Guanggu Shenqi became worried: "But this is too dangerous. Who knows what you'll dream about tonight?"

"Yeah, what you've said has made me afraid to sleep." Zhang Wei panicked a little, his eyes darting around at the others. "How about..."

Su Mingyang cut him off, jokingly saying, "What's the big deal? Just tie his hands and feet before he sleeps."

"Hey, that's a good idea." Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up.

Lu Ziqiao agreed: "I think it's a good idea."

Guan Gu Shenqi had no objections.

Zhang Wei disagreed with the suggestion, saying with a pained expression, "Seriously? How can I sleep well with my hands and feet tied up? Besides, what if I need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?"

Su Mingyang said, "Although it's a bit uncomfortable, it's better than jumping off a building and turning into mincemeat. As for going to the toilet, I can just wear a diaper."

Hear this.

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian both laughed until their stomachs hurt.

"Haha, that's hilarious! Wearing diapers? Mingyang, you're a genius!"

"Mingyang, you..." Zhang Wei's face stiffened, and he didn't know what to say.

Guan Gu Shenqi patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said seriously, "Actually, the Mingyang method is quite good. Zhang Wei, you can give it a try."

"I……"

Zhang Wei was utterly speechless. (Nine.)

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having said so much.

It was just a joke after all.

We can't really tie Zhang Wei's hands and feet up.

Su Mingyang said, "Zhang Wei, the problem isn't about solving your sleepwalking issue, but about figuring out how to get your room back. That's the root of the problem."

“That’s right.” Zeng Xiaoxian and the other two agreed.

Zhang Wei's face showed a hint of helplessness: "I want to, but look at Yifei's attitude, she's clearly trying to make me uncomfortable. How am I supposed to get the room back?"

"Who told you to be so smug in front of her after winning 5 yuan, and even go and scribble on her comics? Otherwise, Yifei wouldn't have gone to such extremes." Su Mingyang rolled his eyes.

Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow and asked, "Comics? What comics?"

Su Mingyang replied, "It's that Conan book."

"Damn it!" Zeng Xiaoxian slammed his cue on the ground in a fit of anger, glaring at Zhang Wei. "Hu Yifei's comic was vandalized, and she immediately turned the blame on me. She gave me a good scolding, and I really had no way to explain myself. I never thought that you would be the one to make me take the blame!"

Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Zhang Wei vaguely guessed what had happened.

Having unintentionally tricked Zeng Xiaoxian again, he felt extremely guilty and could only weakly lower his head, saying, "I...I...I was wrong."

"Zhang Wei, I really admire you. You actually dared to touch Hu Yifei's things, and you're still alive and well. You're amazing." Lu Ziqiao gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

"Let's not talk about that. I just acted on impulse. Now that I think about it, I really regret it," Zhang Wei sighed.

"It's good that you know you're wrong," Su Mingyang said. "Why don't you do what Lian Po did and apologize to Yifei in person? She'll probably calm down and give the room back to you."

"Will this work?" Zhang Wei asked.

“I think it’s possible,” Guan Gu Shenqi, who had been silent until now, said. “Although Yifei has a bad temper, she’s not made of stone. If you just beg her and tell her what happened last night, she’ll probably give the room back to you.”

Zhang Wei was still somewhat hesitant: "But wouldn't that be too embarrassing?"

Su Mingyang said irritably, "We don't even have a place to stay, and you still care about saving face?"

Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in, "Exactly! You still have the nerve to worry about saving face? Aren't you afraid you'll sleepwalk and jump off a building tonight and lose your life? I can pull you back once when I get back from my live stream tonight, but I can't pull you back twice."

“Uh…” Zhang Wei thought about it carefully and realized that made sense. He nodded and said, “Okay, I’ll give it a try.”

“Zhang Wei, if you really can’t bring yourself to say it, we’ll go with you.” Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.

"OK, thanks."

that's it.

The five burly men returned to Love Apartment and explained the situation to Hu Yifei.

After recounting what happened last night.

Zhang Wei looked sincerely at Hu Yifei sitting on the sofa: "Yifei, I was wrong, please forgive me."

"I deeply sympathize with what happened to you last night." Hu Yifei shrugged, secretly pleased, and said expressionlessly, "But I want to ask you, what did you do wrong? I didn't do anything to you, so why should I forgive you?"

"I..." Zhang Wei turned to look at Su Mingyang and the others beside him and said, "I shouldn't have ruined your comics, won 5 yuan from you, and deliberately provoked you. I was wrong about both of those things. Since I'm personally apologizing to you, can you give me back the room?"

“Oh, you are indeed wrong about those two things, but there is one more thing you are wrong about even more blatantly…” Hu Yifei said.

"Is there anything else?" Zhang Wei didn't know what she was referring to.

Su Mingyang and the others were also confused.

"You don't know?" Hu Yifei's lips curled up slightly. "Then I'll be blunt. You made the biggest mistake you ever made: you shouldn't have tried to outsmart me."

Speaking of this, Zhang Wei was somewhat unconvinced: "But my IQ is not low."

"That depends on who you're comparing yourself to," Hu Yifei laughed. "Your IQ is only on the same level as Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, but it's not on the same level as mine."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with dissatisfaction, "Yifei, you can just say Zhang Wei, why are you bringing up 0.9?"

Lu Ziqiao puffed out his chest: "That's right. We'll admit that we're not as strong as you, but we can't say for sure that we're not as intelligent."

"hehe."

Hu Yifei smiled at them but didn't say anything.

His expression was full of disdain.

Su Mingyang asked with great interest, "And what about me? What level am I at?"

“You are smarter than Zeng Xiaoxian and the others, but you are still a little bit behind me.” Hu Yifei looked up at Su Mingyang, not showing any weakness.

"Oh ho, quite confident, huh?" Su Mingyang chuckled.

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"Of course," Hu Yifei said with a smile.

Hearing her say that, Su Mingyang got excited: "Okay, since that's the case, let's have a contest. If I win, you have to give Zhang Wei's room back."

Zhang Wei stood to the side, subtly agitated.

Hu Yifei calmly replied, "And what if we lose?"

Su Mingyang thought for a moment and said, "If we lose, Zhang Wei is at your disposal."

"Huh?" Zhang Wei was just happy that Su Mingyang stood up for him, but now he felt a bit like he had been tricked.

Hu Yifei was speechless: "What would I need Zhang Wei for?"

Su Mingyang replied matter-of-factly, "Treat me like a waiter. Wouldn't you want a free servant?"

“Uh…” Hu Yifei glanced at Zhang Wei and nodded, “Sounds pretty good.”

Zhang Wei felt a little uneasy under Hu Yifei's gaze. He frowned and said to Su 12 Mingyang, "Mingyang, why did you use me as a bet? If I lose, I'll lose both my money and my lover."

"Don't worry, if we really lose, you can stay in my 3603 for free." Su Mingyang patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder to comfort him.

This promise.

This put Zhang Wei at ease.

“Okay, I’ll compete with you,” Hu Yifei agreed.

At this moment.

Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Guan Gu Shenqi chimed in to join in the fun.

“After Mingyang finishes his competition, I want to compete with you too, to fight for my intelligence.”

"Me too! I have double master's degrees in philosophy and history, after all. My IQ is definitely no lower than yours!"

"And I!"

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