Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Hu Yifei took a few deep breaths to calm her anger, then pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and questioned, "Zeng Xiaoxian, did you do it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely bewildered: "What did I do?"

Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian and said angrily, "I said a few words to you last time, and you took the opportunity to get revenge on me, huh?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's anger flared up after hearing this: "Don't make false accusations!"

Su Mingyang glanced at Hu Yifei and asked, "What's wrong? Did Teacher Zeng throw a mouse on your bed? Why are you reacting so strongly?"

"No." Hu Yifei shook her head and said angrily, "I just bought a new edition of Detective Conan, and when I opened it, well, I was already in tears after only reading the second page."

"What's wrong?" Tang Youyou asked.

Hu Yifei continued, "I don't know which bastard drew a circle on someone's face with a pen and then wrote..."

After saying that, Hu Yifei held up the comic book in her hand and said, "This is the murderer."

The four looked at the comic and saw that a certain character in the comic had been drawn with a red circle.

They burst into laughter immediately.

Hu Yifei flicked Zeng Xiaoxian on the forehead and snapped, "Laughing? Laughing at your crossed legs? Tell me, did you do it?"

"Hey! They're all laughing?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little unconvinced, but seeing Hu Yifei's murderous aura, he could only defend himself: "Heaven is my witness! I didn't do it, why would I be so bored?"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, crossed her arms, and said, "I strongly suspect that you did it, because you're just that boring."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with dissatisfaction, "Hey! This is... prejudice, serious prejudice, it might be Mingyang's doing!"

In order to protect himself, he decisively shifted the blame onto Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes: "Do I look like such a boring person?"

Hu Yifei nodded secretly.

Su Mingyang and she haven't had any conflicts recently, so there's no need for him to resort to such underhanded tactics.

Who would be so impulsive as to do that?

……

……

in the afternoon.

Hu Yifei walked in carrying a laundry basket containing the clothes she had just washed in the laundry room, with Zhang Wei following behind her, looking very smug.

Tang Youyou looked at Hu Yifei, who was sullen and silent, and asked, "Yifei, what happened just now when you were fine?"

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "She's unhappy because I won five yuan from her."

Having just finished typing, Su Mingyang, who was visiting 3601, heard Zhang Wei's words and asked curiously, "Wow, Zhang Wei, how did you win?"

Zhang Wei saw Su Mingyang, raised an eyebrow at him, and said lewdly, "Hehe, I guessed right how many pieces of clothing Yifei washed today..."

"This is possible?" Su Mingyang chuckled.

Hu Yifei retorted, unconvinced, "It was just a coincidence, nothing special."

Tang Youyou whispered to Hu Yifei, "He might have secretly looked at your laundry basket."

Hu Yifei was shocked and pointed at Zhang Wei with disgust, saying, "Huh? How can you be so perverted?"

"Where is it?" Zhang Wei hurriedly explained, "I just noticed that you haven't done any laundry for a week, and you've been wearing the same clothes for the last three days, so I deduced it."

Su Mingyang patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and teased, "Deduction can be used in this way? I've learned something new."

Zhang Wei said smugly, "Hehe! That's a must. This is the wisdom of a lawyer. Yifei didn't guess me right."

Hu Yifei put one hand on her hip and said disdainfully, "How could I possibly deduce that you washed seven socks in five days?"

Su Mingyang and Tang Youyou exchanged a glance and couldn't help but laugh.

“Because I only have seven!” Zhang Wei said matter-of-factly. “But it’s not your fault. Actually, boys are generally better at analysis than girls.”

"Hey! You only won five yuan, is it really necessary to be so smug?" Hu Yifei frowned, her tone teasing. "Are you trying to prove you're smarter than everyone else..."

"This doesn't need proof, does it? Analyzing problems has always been one of my strengths..." Zhang Wei said, then added smugly, "Otherwise, how could I know who the murderer in your Conan book was just by looking at it?"

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei gritted her teeth and said, "What did you say?"

Tang Youyou looked at Zhang Wei with a strange expression and said, "So, you're the jerk!"

Su Mingyang was also a little surprised: "Zhang Wei, you are really awesome, I admire you."

Zhang Wei asked, puzzled, "Didn't I circle the correct answer?"

"Who asked you for the answer? You ruined my entire comic book series. If I don't punish you, you won't know how smart and brave I am!"

Hu Yifei was furious and rolled up her sleeves, ready to give this guy a good beating.

To prevent anyone from dying.

Su Mingyang quickly pulled Hu Yifei back: "Calm down."

Zhang Wei shrank back and said, "I admit I'm brave, but intelligence has always been my strength. Otherwise, I wouldn't have chosen a profession like lawyer, where you make money with your intelligence!"

Hu Yifei broke free from their grasp and said disdainfully, "Ha! Really? Genius, have you ever made any money?"

"Well, how should I put it!" Zhang Wei tilted his head, making a pretentious gesture as he drank in front of Hu Yifei: "I won today~, five yuan~, I won today~ five five~"

This is absolutely suicidal!

Looking at Zhang Wei's despicable behavior.

Let alone Hu Yifei.

Even Su Mingyang wanted to punch him: "Zhang Wei, have you forgotten that you lost the bet? If you sing again, I'll drag you to pay it off right now."

He was referring to the incident where he punched Qiangzi three times.

Upon hearing Su Mingyang's words, Zhang Wei immediately became quiet and muttered under his breath, "What's wrong with singing? I finally won five yuan through my wisdom, can't I even be happy?"

Hearing this, Hu Yifei scoffed: "Fine, Zhang Wei, since you think you're so smart, then I need to test your IQ so you can rediscover yourself. Let's play a game. If you answer my intelligence question correctly, I'll admit you're not brain-dead, and I'll give you an extra 0.9 yuan."

Zhang Wei was somewhat tempted.

Seeing his state, Su Mingyang reminded him, "The key to winning is not gambling, Zhang Wei. I advise you not to go astray."

"Mingyang, this is between Zhang Wei and me. Don't interfere. Let him decide for himself." After speaking to Su Mingyang, Hu Yifei turned to Zhang Wei and provocatively asked, "Want to play? Genius?"

Zhang Wei had been blinded by those fifty yuan.

Completely disregarding Su Mingyang's words, she eagerly said, "Okay! Let's play, but don't regret it. I took an intelligence test at the orphanage, and the director said that if my IQ were reduced by forty, I might barely be defined as... smart."

"hehe."

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes, inwardly cursing Zhang Wei's arrogance and greed.

Hu Yifei laughed and said, "The intelligence test device in your orphanage is not as good as our microwave oven. If you lose in a moment, you will have to buy me a new set of Detective Conan."

Tang Youyou reminded her, "Sister Yifei, even if we buy a new one, the murderer will still be the same person!"

“That makes sense.” Hu Yifei thought for a moment and said, “Then let’s cash it out.”

"It's a deal," Zhang Wei immediately agreed.

Chapter 387

Su Mingyang knew this in his heart.

Hu Yifei has suffered so much at Zhang Wei's hands, she's not going to let it go just by winning back the money for a Detective Conan book.

Unfortunately, Zhang Wei is blinded by greed and insists on walking into the trap set by Hu Yifei. It's going to be difficult for him.

He was thinking.

Hu Yifei has already started posing questions: "30 seconds limit, please listen to question 1!"

Zhang Wei immediately focused his attention and prepared to fight.

Question: Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

Zhang Wei didn't expect the question to be so easy and laughed, "Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic."

Tang Youyou, who was standing nearby, immediately shouted excitedly, "Congratulations, you got it right!"

Hu Yifei was speechless: "Whose side are you on anyway?"

Tang Youyou said shyly, "I am neutral."

Zhang Weicai didn't care about all that and stretched out his hand to Hu Yifei: "I got it right, fifty."

Hu Yifei's eyes flashed, and she smiled, "Don't rush, the next question's chip is one hundred, do you want to play?"

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang advised again, "Stop now, Zhang Wei. You've already won 55 yuan, which is quite a windfall."

Having tasted success, Zhang Wei became unstoppable and said to Su Mingyang, "Winning 55 yuan is indeed good, but if I answer this question correctly, it will be 155 yuan, which is just enough to treat you to a barbecue."

Such a stingy person, yet I still treated him to barbecue.

Su Mingyang felt inexplicably touched and thought of helping him out, so he patted him on the shoulder and said, "No need for the barbecue. You have 55 yuan now, just buy me a drink."

“How can that be? We have to barbecue! Besides, we might as well make that 100 yuan.” Zhang Wei laughed.

“Exactly, Zhang Wei is a smart man.” Hu Yifei revealed a sinister smile. “Mingyang, don’t make things worse.”

“Yeah, Mingyang, you just need to be like Youyou and watch me win money,” Zhang Wei said with a smile.