Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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He said awkwardly, "I know that, but it's really awkward to have such red teeth."

If others see this, they might mistake me for a vampire!

"Hehe, Teacher Zeng, you have quite the imagination." Zhang Wei was somewhat speechless.

"I'm serious, you guys need to help me figure out how to get rid of this red stuff!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the two of them anxiously.

Su Mingyang thought for two seconds and then came up with an idea: "I've got it! I've heard that white vinegar can remove plaque and whiten teeth!"

This should be very effective in treating the pigmentation on your teeth, Teacher Zeng.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "White vinegar? Brush your teeth with white vinegar?"

Zhang Wei was also puzzled by this, and thought that if this could whiten teeth, he would like to try it too.

“No,” Su Mingyang said. “If you brush your teeth with white vinegar, the vinegar stays on your teeth for too short a time to have any effect. So it’s best to hold a mouthful of white vinegar in your mouth for five or six minutes.”

"Huh? Will this really work?"

Upon hearing this method, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a pang of toothache.

Zhang Wei gasped. He decided against this teeth whitening method.

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, would I lie to you? If you don't want to have such red teeth, you should give it a try," Su Mingyang said.

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth, hesitated for more than ten seconds, and then said with a forced smile, "Okay, I'll give it a try."

"Ah."

Su Mingyang smiled slightly.

He swore.

This is definitely not a scheme against Zeng Xiaoxian.

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To remove the unidentified red substance stuck to my teeth.

Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to follow Su Mingyang's advice.

I went to the kitchen and found a bottle of white vinegar.

I forced myself to swallow a large mouthful despite the pungent smell.

The moment the white vinegar touches your mouth.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned green, and he almost couldn't stand it and vomited up the white vinegar.

However, when thinking about his own image...

He persevered.

"Are you alright, Teacher Zeng?"

Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with sympathy, and a sour feeling welled up in his mouth.

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand to show his attitude.

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh and encouraged, "Teacher Zeng, hang in there, it'll be over in five or six minutes."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded with a wry smile.

While waiting for the results.

Zhang Wei picked up the Extra gum from the coffee table, frowned, and said, "Normally, chewing gum shouldn't stain your teeth, right? This box of chewing gum clearly has quality problems. There's too much added coloring. We should call the Consumer Association to complain about this manufacturer."

Su Mingyang didn't expect Zhang Wei to think that way, and instead of revealing the truth, he said, "There's no need for that. Maybe staining teeth is a special feature of this pack of chewing gum."

"No way, there's such a thing?" Zhang Wei was quite intrigued. Looking at the instructions on the Extra gum bottle, he asked in confusion, "But it doesn't say that here."

"I don't know," Su Mingyang said, feigning ignorance.

“Okay, in that case, it’s better not to eat this box of Extra gum. It can stain teeth, so it’s likely made with industrial dyes, which are toxic. An excessive amount could even cause organ failure,” Zhang Wei said.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was sitting next to Zhang Wei and couldn't participate in the discussion because he was feeling a bit jealous, widened his eyes and showed a look of horror when he heard Zhang Wei say how serious it was.

Seeing his expression, Zhang Wei said, "Uh, Teacher Zeng, I was just saying, there shouldn't be such an unscrupulous producer."

Zeng Xiaoxian's brow twitched. What did he mean by "probably not"?

Su Mingyang smiled, not wanting to discuss unscrupulous manufacturers, and said to Zhang Wei, "Since you don't want this box of Extra gum and can't eat it, you can only throw it away."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei became somewhat anxious.

This was a token of love from Qin Yumo to him.

How could you throw it away!

In a flash, he quickly said, "I'll throw it away. I need to go downstairs to take out the trash anyway."

"Alright, I'll leave it to you to handle," Su Mingyang said.

This box of Extra gum didn't manage to trick Zhang Wei, but it did trick Zeng Xiaoxian, so it can be considered to have fulfilled its mission.

That's its ultimate fate—the trash can.

"Ah."

Zhang Wei nodded, tidied up the trash, and then threw the Extra gum into the trash bag.

Then I went outside and downstairs to throw out the trash.

The moment I got on the elevator.

He quickly pulled the Extra gum out of the trash bag, wiped it on his pants, and looked at it in his hand, muttering to himself, "How could I bear to throw you away? After all, it's a token of your affection."

Done.

He rubbed the Extra gum on his face a few times.

He closed his eyes, looking completely absorbed in the moment.

……

Five or six minutes had already passed.

Zeng Xiaoxian, his mouth full of jealousy, felt his teeth had softened like tofu, and frantically winked at Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang understood what he meant and said, "That's enough, Teacher Zeng, you can spit it out now."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he had been granted a pardon and immediately ran to the bathroom to vomit up the white vinegar.

I grinned at myself in the mirror to see how it looked.

The result surprised and delighted him.

The red, unidentified substance indeed disappeared almost entirely.

Overjoyed.

Zeng Xiaoxian rushed out of the bathroom and excitedly told Su Mingyang the good news: "Wow, 777, I didn't expect this white vinegar to actually work! Look!"

After saying that, she showed him her teeth.

But his joy lasted only two seconds before his expression changed.

He just opened his mouth and then inhaled.

My teeth felt so sensitive they felt like they were going to fall out.

It's incredibly uncomfortable.

With a pained expression, he said, "Ah, the problem of red teeth is solved, but a new problem has arisen. My teeth are so sensitive that I can't even chew, let alone touch them. What am I going to do!"

"It's good that it works." Su Mingyang smiled. "It's normal to have sensitive teeth. If it's uncomfortable, just don't eat anything."

"What if you get hungry?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"What else can we do? We'll eat it when our teeth stop hurting," Su Mingyang said matter-of-factly.

“Uh…” Zeng Xiaoxian’s lips twitched.

This method is incredibly simple and brutal!

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Su Mingyang said he was powerless to help Zeng Xiaoxian with his sensitive teeth.

It's better to not be able to eat than to go out with a mouthful of red teeth.

It really doesn't work.

You can also drink milk to satisfy your hunger.

After this self-consolation...

Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to accept this reality.

However, when he saw Su Mingyang leisurely picking up an apple and taking a big bite of it...

He was truly on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Su Mingyang: "Want one?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"