Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

Hu Yifei and Lin Wanyu covered their mouths and chuckled.

Su Mingyang had nothing to say to Zeng Xiaoxian; wasn't he just humiliating himself?

Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed weakly onto the sofa.

Lu Ziqiao asked Zhang Wei, "What would you like to drink?"

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "Anything is fine, just a glass of water will do."

"How about some fruit cocktails? It's on you," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

He knew that Zhang Wei didn't actually want a glass of water; he only asked for a glass of water because he was stingy.

Zhang Wei licked his lips and smiled at Su Mingyang, "Okay, thanks."

"It's alright, we're all friends." Su Mingyang laughed heartily, called over a waiter, and ordered a glass of juice.

At that moment, Zhang Wei's eyelids suddenly twitched.

"What's wrong? Is your eyelid still twitching?" Lu Ziqiao asked. Seeing Zhang Wei nod, he smiled and walked to his side, saying, "It's normal for your eyelid to twitch. It means we're going to have a romantic encounter tonight."

Zeng Xiaoxian was not impressed with this statement: "An eyelid twitch means he has eyelid spasms, how could he have a romantic encounter?"

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Lu Ziqiao ignored him completely, put his arm around Zhang Wei, and said, "Zhang Wei was able to receive this kind of hint, which means he has a knack for it. I have decided to officially appoint you, Zhang Wei, as my partner in the emergency rescue tonight."

"A compassionate rescue partner? Is that to play a supporting role for you?" Su Mingyang asked with a strange expression.

"Hehe." Lu Ziqiao chuckled lewdly.

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Lu Ziqiao said to Zhang Wei with a face full of excitement: "I've already found out about those three girls. They're from nursing school. In a bit, I'll pretend to have a heart attack, and you'll shout for help for me. Then, grab any one of them and give me CPR. Later, we'll switch places and you'll have the attack, and I'll be begging for help."

Su Mingyang gave a predictable smile: "I knew you weren't up to any good."

Zhang Wei smiled and politely declined, saying, "I... I can't."

Lu Ziqiao advised, "Don't be nervous. As long as you follow me, from now on, you and I will be invincible together."

"Ziqiao, don't corrupt Zhang Wei," Lin Wanyu teased.

"How could that be? I taught Zhang Wei invaluable experience in picking up girls, things that ordinary people can only dream of. How could I possibly teach him bad things?" Lu Ziqiao smiled confidently, then patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "How about it, want to go together?"

"I have something to do tomorrow, so I'll be going now." After saying that, Zhang Wei suddenly remembered something and said to Su Mingyang, "Mingyang, can you give me your phone number? We can get together more often in the future."

Why bother getting together? If nothing unexpected happens, we'll definitely be seeing each other every day from now on.

Su Mingyang thought to himself, but laughed and said, "Sure."

They then exchanged phone numbers with Zhang Wei.

“Ziqiao, you keep a 12 too, I have something to do.” Zhang Wei looked at Lü Ziqiao.

"What's the rush?" Lu Ziqiao quickly pressed Zhang Wei down and said, "You can ask for leave from work, and if you need it, that nurse can help you get a leave slip."

Zhang Wei didn't expect Lu Ziqiao to be so enthusiastic, and said directly, "I'm getting married tomorrow."

"Then I'll write a leave of absence for a terminal illness." Lu Ziqiao replied without thinking, paused for a moment, and asked in surprise, "You're getting married?"

"Yes! My wedding invitation is tomorrow at noon at the Crowne Plaza Hotel." After saying that, Zhang Wei took out the invitation from his pocket and handed it to everyone.

Lin Wanyu took the wedding invitation and said enviously, "You're getting married so soon, congratulations!"

Zhang Wei smiled sheepishly: "Thank you!"

Looking at the happy smile on Zhang Wei's face, Su Mingyang couldn't bring himself to smile.

He remembered that in the original story, the bride ran away from her wedding with a man.

This green hat is even bigger than Zeng Xiaoxian's.

They've lost face completely.

What normal man could stand this situation?

Only Zhang Wei had such a strong mentality, and he continued to live optimistically afterward.

Su Mingyang admired him greatly for this.

Now he's here, and he's even become friends with Zhang Wei.

Knowing how things are going to develop.

He wouldn't just stand by and watch the other person be humiliated like that.

We have to think of a way.

For a while.

Su Mingyang fell into deep thought.

When Guan Gu Shenqi learned that Zhang Wei was getting married, he pointed at him and laughed, "So that's why you're dressed like you're going to a job interview."

Hu Yifei asked in confusion, "What's the connection between these two things?"

Lu Ziqiao sighed, "Brother, why didn't you tell me you were getting married tomorrow? If you had told me you were getting married tomorrow, I..."

"So you should find another partner." Zhang Wei smiled sheepishly.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately pointed confidently to himself.

Unexpectedly, Lu Ziqiao ignored him and exclaimed excitedly, "What do I need a partner for? I'm invincible!"

Zeng Xiaoxian awkwardly lowered his hand.

He muttered to himself.

For some reason, he felt awkward everywhere he went after he came to this bar.

Is it because we're incompatible with this bar?

Or is it, as Mingyang said, that I'm too much of a homebody?

For a moment, he fell into deep thought.

Hu Yifei asked again, puzzled, "What's the connection between these two things?"

Lu Ziqiao explained, "How can it not be related? The theme is right in front of us: the greatest invention since the invention of the toilet in the 20th century, the ultimate bachelor night."

"The ultimate bachelor party?" Lin Wanyu pouted. "That doesn't sound very proper."

“Wanyu, you don’t know this, do you?” Lu Ziqiao laughed, “A marriage without a bachelor party is an incomplete marriage and is destined to be an unhappy one.”

"You made this up, didn't you? I've never heard of such a thing before." Lin Wanyu didn't believe Lu Ziqiao's nonsense.

“Perhaps Wanyu, you don’t know enough,” Lu Ziqiao laughed. “I reckon Zhang Wei’s future wife is probably gathering her girlfriends to prepare for her bachelorette party right now.”

Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly, "I kind of want to go to this party."

Guan Gu Shenqi agreed, "Me too."

"Mingyang, what about you?" Lu Ziqiao asked Su Mingyang, who was in a daze.

"Uh, what?" Su Mingyang, who had been pondering the question, asked when he realized what was happening.

"The ultimate bachelor party, wanna come?" Lu Ziqiao asked.

Lin Wanyu looked at Su Mingyang with resentment, clearly not wanting him to go.

Su Mingyang remained silent.

He remembered again, all because of this ultimate bachelorette night.

Zhang Wei missed his own wedding.

If Zhang Wei's wedding hadn't been such a tragedy to begin with...

Lu Ziqiao has committed a terrible sin.

Besides, he had already thought of a way to help Zhang Wei regain face by attending Zhang Wei's wedding tomorrow.

We can't let Lu Ziqiao ruin our plans.

Thinking of this, he refused, saying, "I'm not going, and I suggest that you don't drag Zhang Wei along either, otherwise it would be terrible if Zhang Wei missed the wedding because he got too carried away with the fun."

Lin Wanyu felt very gratified when she heard him say that.

Not only does he not go out fooling around, but he also considers his friends so thoughtfully. He truly deserves to be the man I've chosen.

"Miss the wedding? Mingyang, you're overthinking it. How could I let that happen!" Lu Ziqiao said dismissively.

"Alright, I hope I'm overthinking it." Seeing that Lu Ziqiao was so stubborn, Su Mingyang stopped trying to persuade him. After all, the wedding invitation had the wedding date on it.

If something really goes wrong, just be careful tomorrow. It'll also be a good opportunity to slap Lu Ziqiao in the face.

Lu Ziqiao had no idea what Su Mingyang was thinking. He said to Zhang Wei with emotion, "We're setting off tomorrow. Cherish this last bit of madness. I'll contact the beauties. You just need to get dressed."

“But…” Zhang Wei hesitated.

Seeing his indecisiveness, Lu Ziqiao tried to provoke him, saying, "You're not afraid of your wife, are you?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei became anxious, blushing as he laughed, "No way, how could that be? My wife always says one thing and never dares to say another."

At this point, he hesitated again: "But..."