Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia were also frightened.

They had just witnessed Su Mingyang chop the kitchen knife with a single hand strike...

The cleaver snapped instantly.

That's absolutely amazing! So incredible!

Enjoying the shocked and admiring gazes of the three men, Su Mingyang said calmly to Atai, "Teddy, remember this: from today onwards, your friendship with Wanyu is like this knife, cut in two. If you ever try to cause her trouble or flirt with her again, I'll use these two blades to crush your balls, understand?"

"hiss"

Upon hearing this, Atai felt a chill run down his spine, and a cold shiver ran through his body.

That's insane!

He hadn't realized that having an egg made little difference to him.

He immediately assured her, "Brother, don't worry, I'll listen to you. I'll stay far away from Wanyu from now on."

“That’s more like it.” Su Mingyang nodded. “But why are you still calling me Wanyu? Is that how you address me? Call me Ms. Lin.”

“Yes, Ms. Lin.” Atai bowed respectfully to Lin Wanyu.

Lin Wanyu was both amused and exasperated, and gave a soft reply.

Su Mingyang then said to Atai, "But if you want to find me, I'm very welcome. I've been learning traditional martial arts for decades and I'm just worried about not having anyone to practice with."

"Brother, please spare me." Atai's forehead was covered in cold sweat.

He had originally planned to get some friends to take revenge on Su Mingyang.

But even if he had ten times the courage, he wouldn't dare to do that now.

"Alright, get lost." Su Mingyang didn't want to say anything more and waved to Atai.

Atai felt like he'd been granted a pardon and was about to make a quick getaway when suddenly his bladder felt full. He turned to Su Mingyang, embarrassed, and said, "Brother, could I use your bathroom? I need to pee, it's urgent."

"Go ahead." Out of humanitarian considerations, Su Mingyang did not refuse his request.

"Thank you so much," Atai said, then hurried to the bathroom.

Five minutes passed before he emerged, looking pained.

Looking at his expression, Su Mingyang said quietly, "Frequent urination, urgency, incomplete emptying, and painful urination are illnesses that need treatment."

Upon hearing this, Atai's face turned red, and he wished he could find a hole to crawl into.

He hurried away and quickly disappeared.

Destination—A men's health clinic.

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Even more so, this month.

galf is self-sufficient.

Write it down well and let the day begin.

A few days ago, things were in a terrible state.

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Atai left.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief.

Watching Atai's departing figure, Chen Meijia suddenly remembered something and laughed, "Mingyang, I remember you said you wanted him to go out horizontally, how come he's vertical now?"

Lin Wanyu said, "Meijia, Mingyang was just saying that. You don't want Mingyang to knock him out and carry him out, do you?"

"I was just joking," Chen Meijia said with a smile, waving her hand.

Su Mingyang smiled slightly: "Hehe, on the surface he walked out upright, but in reality he walked out drooping, and whether he can stand up again in the future is a question."

The damage he inflicted on Artest was beyond the healing power of modern medicine.

Unless he personally gives the other person a massage.

However, that's impossible.

Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu, unaware of the inside story, were completely confused and asked in unison, "Mingyang, what do you mean by that? We don't understand."

"It's nothing, I was just joking," Su Mingyang said dismissively.

It was something he couldn't tell the two girls, and he was too lazy to tell them either.

"Oh." The two nodded.

At that moment, Chen Meijia caught a glimpse of the kitchen knife on the floor that Su Mingyang had chopped in half with a single chop.

Recalling what had just happened.

She bent down to pick up the razor blade, looked at the clean cut, and clicked her tongue, saying, "Mingyang, are your hands made of flesh?"

Lin Wanyu looked at the razor blade in Chen Meijia's hand and said admiringly, "This kitchen knife is made of stainless steel. Mingyang chopped it in half with one hand. I bet his hand is made of diamond."

Chen Mei jokingly said, "If it were made of diamonds, Wanyu, you should ask Mingyang to cut off his hand and give me a piece."

Lin Wanyu chuckled to herself.

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and said, "Wanyu, were you implying that I should buy diamonds just now?"

"No way, you're overthinking it." Lin Wanyu smiled. "What I meant was that your palms are as hard as diamonds."

“Okay, actually, my ability to chop a kitchen knife is based on the principle of using softness to overcome hardness, and it has nothing to do with the hardness of my hands,” Su Mingyang explained, then added, “But if we’re talking about hardness, I can make my palms as hard as diamonds.”

"Really? What should we do then?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously.

"All you need to do is gather your vital energy and blood in your palms, but it takes more than ten years of practice to achieve that," Su Mingyang explained.

"Oh, oh." After understanding, Lin Wanyu admired Su Mingyang even more.

Upon hearing Su Mingyang's explanation, Chen Meijia couldn't help but have some misunderstandings.

This skill is simply too good for Wanyu!

envy!

If Su Mingyang knew what she was thinking, he would definitely look at him with disdain.

After mastering traditional Chinese martial arts, his physical condition far surpassed that of ordinary people.

One kidney is better than six kidneys.

Where is this method needed?

Now the problem is solved.

Su Mingyang didn't linger any longer and returned to 3601 with Lin Wanyu.

At this time, 3601 was empty.

Lu Zhanbo went to Changbai Mountain and hasn't returned yet.

Hu Yifei went to see Zeng Xiaoxian's play but didn't come back.

Feeling a bit bored, Su Mingyang asked, "Everyone's not here, and we don't have to go to class. Wanyu, do you want to go out and play?"

Lin Wanyu shook her head: "I'm too tired, I don't want to go out today."

"Okay, so what do you want to do?"

"do not know."

Su Mingyang's eyes flashed, and he asked, "How about this?"

Lin Wanyu blinked, looking completely bewildered, and asked, "What do you mean?"

"It's like this, then like this, and then like this again," Su Mingyang whispered in Lin Wanyu's ear.

"Huh?" Lin Wanyu was taken aback after hearing this.

"How about it?"

"Uh, that's not a good idea, it's still daytime."

"What's wrong during the day (Wang Zhaohao)? Just keep your voice down."

"Uh……"

"Wanyu, you promised me, you can't go back on your word."

"I didn't say I was going back on my word, but..." Lin Wanyu looked around nervously and expectantly.

It felt like I was about to steal something.

Su Mingyang interrupted, "No buts, let's take advantage of the fact that no one's around now, otherwise it will be too late when Yifei comes back."

After hesitating for ten seconds, Lin Wanyu finally nodded: "Okay."

"pay close attention."

Su Mingyang was overjoyed and took her feverish little hand into the room to watch educational videos and learn.

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