Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Bang!"

The old man's gong was more powerful than the last.

A fourth young man appeared: "I'm a subprime borrower! I'm a consumer stagnation victim!"

Seeing this.

Lin Wanyu, her face covered, couldn't help but feel a little glad that Hu Yifei hadn't agreed to let her help back then.

The dialogue and performance were absolutely astonishing! Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched, and he couldn't help but exclaim, "I can't take this! What is this?! I'm going to die before Wall Street dies! I can't take it anymore, I have to go!"

He was about to get up.

One of the young men grabbed a mirror, rushed over, and looked it in his face, saying, "Look! This is the face of a speculator!"

"Bang!"

A gong sounded.

Zeng Xiaoxian stared blankly.

Guan Gu Shenqi said with envy, "Congratulations, Teacher Zeng, you got interacted with!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked utterly hopeless, almost wanting to pull out the plastic bag Su Mingyang had given him and put it over his head.

Seeing this, Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Hang in there, Teacher Zeng! Look how engrossed Wanyu and Guangu are in watching. Don't hold them back!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitched, and he turned to look at Guan Gu, who was grinning from ear to ear, thinking to himself that this was not a normal person.

He turned to look at Lin Wanyu again. She was clearly different from Guan Gu; she seemed to be going through a lot of pain too.

Just as he expected.

Lin Wanyu also found the play somewhat unbearable.

If it weren't for the bet,

She'll definitely grab Su Mingyang and run away before Hu Yifei shows up.

Chapter 268 You're cheating!

"Hang in there, Wanyu, you can do it!"

Lin Wanyu secretly cheered herself up.

At this moment, Hu Yifei officially made her entrance.

Look at their attire.

It was none other than the landlady from the movie Kung Fu Hustle.

Lin Wanyu was stunned.

She couldn't understand what the play had to do with the landlady.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened.

Su Mingyang was utterly speechless.

Only Guan Gu's eyes lit up, finding it amusing.

Amidst the varied gazes of the crowd.

Hu Yifei began her performance.

"There is no love."

"I regret not having it."

"Can't catch it."

"They can't escape."

With each line she sang, Hu Yifei struck a seductive pose.

It's so captivating it makes you itch with desire.

It was extremely uncomfortable.

If there are vegetable leaves or rotten eggs.

Su Mingyang and the others would definitely throw it up.

"I can't take it anymore, Wanyu, you can look at it yourself. I'll come pick you up in three hours."

Su Mingyang threw down a sentence and tried to run away.

Unexpectedly, Lin Wanyu grabbed him as soon as he stood up.

"Hey, Mingyang 11, how am I supposed to keep going for three hours now that you're gone?"

Lin Wanyu said, looking aggrieved.

Su Mingyang's lips curled up: "You can choose to come with me."

"No, that won't work."

Lin Wanyu immediately shook her head, "Wouldn't that mean I'd lose the bet?"

Su Mingyang laughed: "Losing is losing, there's no punishment."

"But the reward is gone too."

Lin Wanyu pouted and grabbed Su Mingyang's hand to stop him from running away. "Mingyang, just stay with me a little longer..."

"Give up, Wanyu. You can't hold on for three more hours. You might as well leave now."

Su Mingyang advised.

"Let me watch a little longer... I'll see if I can hold on."

Lin Wanyu said coquettishly.

Seeing that Lin Wanyu was stubborn, Su Mingyang's eyes lit up and he immediately had an idea: "Hey, how about this, Wanyu, let's call it a draw, and both of our bets will be cashed out together: how about that?"

He really didn't want to stay there for another second.

Lin Wanyu pondered for a moment, then nodded and said, "Yes."

Seeing that she agreed, Su Mingyang smiled and said, "Then let's go... Wait... Mingyang."

Lin Wanyu suddenly thought of something and remained seated.

"What's wrong"

Su Mingyang was suspicious of her.

Lin Wanyu turned to look at Hu Yifei performing on stage and said, "Let's watch for a few more minutes before we leave. If we run away as soon as Feifei comes on stage, she'll definitely be angry."

"If Fei had any self-awareness, she wouldn't be angry; she would apologize to us for making this thing that hurts our eyes, tortures our minds, and insults our intelligence."

Su Mingyang complained.

"Mingyang, you're right, but..."

Before Lin Wanyu could finish speaking, Su Mingyang interrupted her: "No need for 'buts,' I know that given Yifei's personality, what I just said is impossible."

Lin Wanyu wholeheartedly agreed: "Mhm."

That being said, he still had to save face, so Su Mingyang said helplessly, "Fine, I'll just watch for a few more minutes."

Lin Wanyu nodded with a smile.

At this moment, Hu Yifei was still stiffly reciting her carefully prepared lines to the four 44-year-old young men.

"Hello, subprime risk!"

"Hello, the stock market has crashed!"

"Hello, bad debt at the bank!"

"Hello, consumer spending is stagnant!"

Hu Yifei's shout caused the four young men playing the 44 characters to exaggerate their expressions of terror!

Hu Yifei was quite satisfied. She turned around and shouted at Zeng Xiaoxian in a stern voice, "And you! You self-righteous opportunist!"

Just as the words fell.

Just then, a young man rushed up to Zeng Xiaoxian and showed him his face in a mirror.

Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu couldn't help but chuckle to themselves.

Zeng Xiaoxian was secretly scheming, but outwardly he was all smiles.

He thought to himself, "Use whatever tricks you have up your sleeve; I can still hold on."

Unexpectedly, Hu Yifei's next line, coupled with the constantly echoing gong, made him gag uncontrollably—"I am your mother, financial crisis, bang bang bang bang bang!!!" He immediately took out the plastic bag Su Mingyang had given him, just in case.

Su Mingyang patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the back: "Teacher Zeng, hang in there, there's always a rainbow after the storm."

These words made Lin Wanyu, who was standing to the side, inexplicably want to laugh.

"I'm disgusted by Hu Yi. This is like a thunderstorm. I'd rather watch a whole day of elderly people's art performances than watch a single minute of Yi Fei's play."

Zeng Xiaoxian said while gagging.

"There's no one better than a mother in this world; a child with a mother is a treasure."