Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Su Mingyang joked.

"puff"

Lin Wanyu was laughed at.

"I'll blow your head off!"

Hu Yifei was immediately annoyed and said narcissistically, "Didn't you guys notice that a lot of people are secretly watching me? As soon as I move, their eyes follow my every step."

"Really? I see they're all busy with their own things."

Lin Wanyu glanced around with her bright eyes and said in a dazed manner.

"That's how it appears on the surface. They're all secretly watching me; they wouldn't let anyone discover it so easily."

Hu Yifei said mysteriously.

"Hehe, whatever makes you happy, Yifei."

Su Mingyang shook his head and took a sip of his drink.

"Hey, Mingyang, you don't believe me, huh? I'll show you."

Hu Yifei was eager to prove herself to Su Mingyang and was about to take a step.

Lu Zhanbo walked over listlessly, picked up the drink on the table, and drank it all in one gulp.

Seeing that he was dressed in a sharp suit and bow tie, Su Mingyang praised, "Not bad, Zhanbo. Dressing so formally has greatly improved your demeanor."

"It looks really good."

Lin Wanyu said casually.

In her opinion, Mingyang looked dashing and handsome in a suit, like he had stepped out of a comic book.

Unfortunately, she only saw Su Mingyang wear it once, on the day the store opened.

However, compared to the suit, the pastor's robe she wore to her wedding on the first day they met was more stunning, and with the cross around her neck, she looked sacred and solemn.

Hey, right, what if Mingyang wore that? Thinking of this, Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up as she looked at Su Mingyang, who was wearing a jacket and looked incredibly stylish.

"I can buy a set for Mingyang to try later. Sigh, so what if his demeanor has improved? He's just gone from a homebody to a waiter. He'll still be looked down upon by girls."

Lu Zhanbo looked dejected.

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei immediately forgot about the crucial evidence and turned her concern to her younger brother: "What happened? Zhanbo got rejected while trying to chat someone up?"

"Sister, what do you think?"

Lu Zhanbo said resentfully.

"It's okay, failure is the mother of success."

Hu Yifei encouraged her.

"But I already have many mothers, and none of them are pregnant."

Lu Zhanbo complained.

Su Mingyang patted Lu Zhanbo on the shoulder and said, "Wanting a younger brother or sister is easy. There are so many girls here. Just chat them up one by one, and I'm sure you'll find one who's willing to have a child for you."

"Forget it, I don't have Ziqiao's thick skin, nor his eloquence."

Lu Zhanbo said in a somber tone.

"You can't learn to be thick-skinned and eloquent in a day; you'll definitely improve with practice."

Lin Wanyu said with a smile.

"Sigh, it's easier said than done, but for someone like me, it's incredibly difficult."

Lu Zhanbo sighed, "I should have gone to see Pirates of the Caribbean."

"Take it slow, don't get discouraged."

As Su Mingyang was speaking, he suddenly remembered something, "By the way, Zhanbo, has that... the one you've been thinking about day and night arrived yet?"

Speaking of this, Lu Zhanbo's mood worsened. He nodded and said, "She came, and I even greeted her, but she said... I'm a real jerk."

Hu Yifei was enraged upon hearing this, her domineering aura radiating from her, almost crushing the cup in her hand: "Outrageous! How dare she humiliate you like this! Bo, tell me where she is, I'm going to teach her a lesson!"

"Feifei, don't be angry. What you said was indeed too much, but let's find out what happened first."

As she spoke, Lin Wanyu quickly pulled Hu Yifei back from her outburst.

"Yifei, calm down. You need to learn to balance your aura, otherwise you'll really become a walking nuclear bomb."

Su Mingyang shook his head.

"All right."

Hu Yifei took a deep breath and asked, "Zhanbo, um... why did they humiliate you like that?"

"The correct way to ask is, how did Zhanbo greet you?"

Su Mingyang shrugged helplessly.

"I don't think I said anything wrong. I just told her, 'What a coincidence, I never thought I'd run into you here.'"

Lu Zhanbo scratched his head, looking at Su Mingyang and the other two with a puzzled expression.

"There's nothing wrong with that sentence, yet he calls you a jerk just because of it."

Hu Yifei said with dissatisfaction.

"The sentence itself was fine, but since Zhanbo invited us, it's a little problematic; consider it a slip of the tongue."

Su Mingyang said helplessly.

"Yes, it was just a slip of the tongue."

Hu Yifei nodded, then frowned and asked, "Zhanbo, that's all you said, right?"

"No, I even recited a poem to her to praise her."

What poem?

The three exchanged glances, vaguely sensing that the problem lay here.

"Let me see."

Lu Zhanbo pulled a cheat sheet from his pocket and read aloud: "A silver bottle suddenly breaks, water pumps up, cascading down three thousand feet; having seen the vast ocean, other waters are insignificant; having beheld the clouds of Wushan, other clouds are not worth seeing."

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Lu Zhanbo's poem truly shocked the three of them.

Hu Yifei covered her face with one hand, utterly speechless, and didn't mention any lesson.

"Zhanbo, you not only need to improve your social skills with girls, but you also need to work on your language skills."

Su Mingyang spoke earnestly.

How to improve?

Lu Zhanbo asked casually.

Lin Wanyu was very honest: "You can memorize 300 Tang poems when you have nothing to do."

"Back: Will this increase my attractiveness to girls?"

Lu Zhan's eyes lit up.

"No, you can't just recite poems to every girl you meet."

Su Mingyang shrugged.

Hearing an answer that wasn't what he wanted, Lu Zhanbo was quite discouraged: "Then let's just forget about it."

"When it comes to experience in dealing with girls in the apartment, Ziqiao is undoubtedly the best. Zhanbo, instead of wallowing in self-pity, you should go ask him for advice and become his apprentice."

Su Mingyang pointed out a clear path.

Before Lu Zhanbo could speak, Hu Yifei jumped in: "What if I learn Ziqiao's womanizing ways after becoming his apprentice? What if I hook up with several girls in one night and then put them all together to play mahjong?"

"Probably not. I feel like Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng, like... Laura, are both exceptionally gifted in their interactions with the opposite sex... Their social skills are hard for ordinary people to learn."

Lin Wanyu placed her index finger on her chin and expressed her opinion.

"Wanyu is right, Yifei, you're overthinking it. Dating several girls at the same time is a feat of mastery, Zhanbo hasn't even entered the door yet."

Su Mingyang smiled.

"That's true."

Hu Yifei was persuaded by the two and said to Lu Zhanbo, who was in a daze, "Zhanbo, what are you standing there for? Hurry up and go find Ziqiao!"

"Oh, okay."

Lu Zhanbo snapped out of his daze and staggered away.

"Zhanbo is such a worry; I'm even concerned about whether the family line can continue."

Looking at Lu Zhanbo's reckless behavior, Hu Yifei complained.

"Feifei, you could introduce me to Zhanbo from university."