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Chapter 137 This legend is false!
After finishing their barbecue, Su Mingyang took Lin Wanyu for a walk before returning to the Love Apartment.
"Of course it's fine."
Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and placed the packed barbecue on the coffee table. "Oh, by the way, Wanyu and I brought you some barbecue."
"It was delicious, I ate dozens of skewers."
Lin Wanyu said, still wanting more.
"That's wonderful, thank you! We won't stand on ceremony then, it's been so long since we've had this."
Hu Yifei put down the bread in her hand and turned to eat the barbecue.
Lu Zhanbo also took out a few skewers and ate them to his heart's content.
Lin Wanyu was exhausted after a busy day and went to her room to rest.
Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in from next door and greeted him, "Mingyang, you're back! I'm going to Yifei's place. Are you guys having barbecue? It smells so good!"
Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Teacher Zeng, isn't that obvious? Do you want some?"
"Uh, never mind, I just ate the sushi Mika made, I'm so full."
Zeng Xiaoxian sat down on the sofa, rubbing his stomach.
While eating his barbecue, Lu Zhanbo said with a bitter face, "Teacher Zeng, you're still the best. Now that Mingyang has opened a shop, my sister and I can only eat bread, but you can still eat the food that Meijia cooks."
"Hehe, there's nothing we can do about it. Why don't you tell Meijia to come eat with us?"
Zeng Xiaoxian suggested.
Hu Yifei refused, saying, "That would be too much trouble for Meijia."
Let's just forget about it.
Su Mingyang joked, "It's okay, Yifei, you can just cook."
Upon hearing this, Lu Zhanbo recalled the nightmare of eating Hu Yifei's cooking last time and quickly waved his hand, saying, "I refuse! I'd rather eat pickled vegetables and steamed buns than eat my sister's cooking!"
Hearing this, Su Mingyang and Zeng Xiaoxian suppressed their laughter.
"hehe."
Hu Yifei sneered and said with dissatisfaction, "Zhanbo, you really want to eat pickled vegetables and steamed buns that much? Fine, then I'll buy them for you every day!"
No, that's not what I meant.
Lu Zhanbo hurriedly shook his head. He had only said it jokingly; if he actually had to eat pickled vegetables and steamed buns every day, he'd be dead! "Then what do you mean?"
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
"me"
Lu Zhanbo stammered, unable to give a coherent answer for a long time.
Seeing this, Su Mingyang was anxious and couldn't help but speak up for him: "Yifei, Zhanbo is just worried that you, his older sister, are working too hard, that's why he doesn't want to eat your cooking."
Lu Zhanbo glanced gratefully at Su Mingyang and nodded, saying, "Yes! That's exactly what Mingyang said."
Su Mingyang thought to himself, "That's a lie."
"That would be best."
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.
Lu Zhanbo, fearing that Hu Yifei would continue to dwell on the matter, changed the subject, saying, "Sister, can you understand this feeling? There's someone who's very similar to you, but always a little bit ahead of you in everything."
Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in, "I have this."
As Mingyang said.
Su Mingyang: ""
Hu Yifei ignored Zeng Xiaoxian and asked Lu Zhanbo, "Who are you talking about?"
Lu Zhanbo asked, "Do you know my colleague Zhao Wuliang?"
Hu Yifei frowned and thought for a moment, then guessed, "It's that... Filipino who has glasses so thick they could stop bullets, and is also allergic to sunlight."
"no."
Lu Zhanbo shook his head, gritting his teeth, and said, "You haven't seen him. He's a fat bastard who looks like Lu Yi. He loves to argue with me."
After saying that, he took a big bite of the barbecue, chewing it with resentment, as if he were eating Zhao Wuliang's flesh.
Hu Yifei didn't understand Lu Zhanbo's mentality at all, and said indifferently, "It's a good thing that there's competition."
Lu Zhanbo said angrily, "I'm almost suffocating from all this. Yesterday he was bragging to me that he was about to be awarded the Outstanding Contribution of the Year Award, and that the whole world would be giving him the award."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously, "What's the prize?"
"A... banner and a warm hug."
Su Mingyang joked, "Then Zhanbo, you should tell Zhao Wuliang that you're about to be awarded the Most Powerful Magician Award, and all the beauties in the world will present you with the award."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked疑惑地问道, "What does this 'great magician' mean?"
Lu Zhanbo and Hu Yifei didn't understand either.
Su Mingyang explained with a smile, "According to an ancient legend from the Land of Sakura, if a man remains a virgin until the age of 25, he will be promoted to a great mage and will be able to use magic."
"This legend is definitely false."
Zeng Xiaoxian asserted confidently that he was well over twenty-five and had personally proven that he couldn't use magic at all! "How do you know it's fake?"
Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a half-smile.
Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh.
Just as Zeng Xiaoxian was at a loss for words, Lu Zhanbo said helplessly, "Whether this legend is true or false is not important. The key is that tomorrow is Zhao Wuliang's birthday."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Zhanbo in surprise and said, "Oh, you guys even steal my birthday gift?"
"no."
Lu Zhanbo said with a bitter expression, "Yesterday he announced to the whole office that his girlfriend would bring him a huge birthday cake tomorrow at noon!"
"How pitiful! Next time it's your birthday, I can give you a big cream cake too."
Hu Yifei teased, "If you're not allergic to cream."
"You don't understand!"
Lu Zhanbo was on the verge of a breakdown, pounding his chest and stamping his feet, saying, "If Zhao Wuliang actually has a girlfriend, then that means tomorrow, that means I'll be the only idiot in the whole company who's never been in a relationship!"
Hahahaha
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed heartily.
"Hahaha"
Su Mingyang couldn't help but laugh.
However, he wasn't laughing at Lu Zhanbo, but at Zeng Xiaoxian.
He remembered when Lü Ziqiao pretended to be sick and took him to see a psychologist, Zeng Xiaoxian let slip that he had been cheated on!
He even had the nerve to laugh at others for never having been in a relationship. Ignoring their laughter, Hu Yifei suddenly realized something and exclaimed in surprise, "Zhanbo, you mean... that Filipino guy who's allergic to sunlight has a girlfriend too?"
"Yes, he told a girl that he had to stay in the dark or he would die."
Lu Zhanbo looked utterly dejected, slapping his hands together with a loud "So the two of them just..."
Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang laughed and said, "This must be... the legendary 'dying in the light'."
"It really does look terrible in the light."
Hu Yifei agreed, glancing at Zeng Xiaoxian, "By the way, Zeng Xiaoxian is also a case of 'fading in the light' (i.e., his appearance doesn't live up to expectations)."
"Yifei, you're the one who'll die in the light."
Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, his lips twitching slightly.
Hu Yifei laughed and said, "Your show is scheduled for the middle of the night, isn't that just asking for trouble?"
Zeng Xiaoxian: ""
Chapter 138 The Rich Heiress Falls in Love with Me!
Seeing the three of them still joking around, Lu Zhanbo grew increasingly agitated. Holding a few skewers of barbecue, he paced back and forth in the living room and said, "I've decided, I'm not going to the company tomorrow."
"what is this"
Hu Yifei pouted.
Lu Zhanbo said to himself, "I'm going to get a sick leave certificate from the hospital. I'll say I have a cold, no! I'll say I got poisoned by fake milk powder, and then I'll get a kidney stone certificate. That way I can stay home from work for a month until everyone forgets about it! I don't want to be the laughingstock of everyone!"
Su Mingyang couldn't help but say, "Zhanbo, running away is shameful."
Hu Yifei nodded in agreement: "Exactly...!"
Lu Zhanbo helplessly spread his hands: "What other choice do I have? This is all I can do!"
Su Mingyang smiled slightly and said, "Escaping is shameful, but it's useful. How about this, Zhanbo, why don't you just switch jobs and change companies right away? That way you'll never see that... Zhao Wuliang again."
Hu Yifei: ""