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"It's alright, leave it to me." Tokita-senpai smiled and placed his hand on Iori's shoulder. "We'll help you."
Senior Shou continued, "I absolutely won't let you be late."
With the assurances of her two seniors, Iori was completely relieved. A second round it is! As long as she wasn't late for tomorrow's orientation, everything would be fine.
[The next day...]
Iori sat up from a pile of bottles and jars, clutching her head which still ached from drinking too much, and then took out her phone: "What time is it..."
[Click, click, click—]
The continuous clicking of camera shutters drew Kita Iori's attention away from her phone. Looking up, she saw a large group of neatly dressed students staring at her.
Iori stood up stiffly, looking at the beautiful cherry blossom trees on both sides, and at the end of the road, he saw the chapel of Izu University!
[Tokita Kazutoshi-senpai, who had woken up at some point, said with a broad smile, "Right? This way we definitely won't be late!"]
"Are you guys out of your minds?!" Iori had never been so devastated. This was the first day of school, and also the last day of his wonderful university life.
"Hahaha... I'm dying of laughter... The seniors are so reliable, just ask me, are you going to be late or not!"
"Haha, you've directly lost your right to choose a partner for four years of college. You won't be late, but you'll become famous!"
The people from other worlds were laughing so hard at the scene. These two seniors were really clever; they drank right there at school so they wouldn't be late!
Wearing only underwear to the school gate on the first day of school is not a problem that can be solved by moving to a different city; I suggest moving to a different planet.
Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions
Seeing this, Yuuta Tomoo felt a sense of comfort: "What a kind person, Iori-senpai!"
Compared to this, Yuta suddenly felt that his past chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) didn't seem so bad anymore.
Iori-senpai is the real deal when it comes to big company failures! This dream start puts her right in the center position!
But then again, where did Iori-senpai, who was completely naked except for her underwear, get that phone from?
The Student Council's View of the World
"I did think that I might be late because I was too drunk to wake up, but..." Sugisaki Ken couldn't help but cover his face, his old habit of feeling embarrassed for others had resurfaced.
Honestly, it would have been better to just be late. Being absent is better than dying at the company, Iori-senpai!
"Although I wasn't late, my life is completely over." Hongye Zhixian shook her head. Now, she could stop looking forward to university life.
Moreover, judging from the calm demeanor of the two seniors, it's clear they've gotten used to it.
"Don't worry, Iori-senpai! Your fate will be changed by Mafuyu... Hehe..."
With a strange laugh, Mafuyu exuded a strong aura of darkness, her fingers dancing rapidly across the computer keyboard like a nimble dancer.
Sugisaki Ken silently approached Mafuyu from behind, looked at the computer screen, and subconsciously read aloud: "Iori-senpai and Nakameguro-senpai, naked..."
"Snapped--"
Without a word, Sugisaki Ken reached out and closed Mafuyu's laptop, pleading tearfully, "Mahoo-chan, please let Iori-senpai go."
The world is already dead enough, at least retain a shred of decency online!
"A hopeful new encounter and a new life..." Iori sat in the classroom wearing only her underwear, staring blankly out the window.
Not far from him sat a handsome blond man, but the magical girl pattern on his clothes clearly indicated he was an otaku.
The two exchanged a knowing glance, both the naked man and the nerdy guy having the same thought...
"The one thing you absolutely must avoid is getting involved with this person!"
"Haha, what an excellent matchmaking system! We've run into evenly matched opponents, and their thoughts are remarkably aligned!"
Everyone couldn't help but chuckle, completely baffled as to why Iori, who only wore underwear to school, actually thought she had the right to criticize others.
Magical Girl Illya World
Seeing the magical girl pattern on Kohei's clothes, Magic Ruby couldn't resist being reckless again: "Illya-chan, she's your fellow fan... no, I mean, your fan!"
“I don’t have that many like-minded people…” Ilya complained speechlessly. Although it was a good thing that some people liked magical girls, she couldn’t feel happy about this scene at all.
Looking at the brilliant strategist and the young genius on the screen, Luvia, who had spent most of her time abroad, was somewhat bewildered: "Is this a legitimate university?"
One college student dared to wear clothes printed with magical girls to school, another was even more ruthless, simply not wearing any clothes at all... It's as if social death is an everyday occurrence for them.
"University is a proper institution, but whether the people there are proper is another matter."
Seeing Iori appear in the classroom wearing only underwear so casually, Rin couldn't help but cover her face with her hands: "Can't you at least put your clothes on before you start criticizing others?!"
After class, all the students around me went to visit the clubs, so Iori wanted to invite Chisato behind him to go with her: "Chisato, you go visit the clubs... Hey!"
However, after taking only two and a half steps towards her, Chisara hurriedly packed her things and turned to leave, as if afraid of having any connection with him whatsoever.
"Don't talk to me dressed like that!!"
"Now that you mention it..." Iori glanced down at her outfit, realizing it was indeed inappropriate. "I want to go back and change, but I don't know how to get there."
So Iori followed behind Chisa, wanting her to lead the way, but Chisa absolutely refused.
"I understand you don't want to go back with me, but I'm in a difficult position, so... could you take off your shirt and give it to me?"
"Hiss—Big brother, if you can't speak properly, then shut up. This is some kind of twisted speech, really something!"
"Can you stop being so calm, bro? Put on some clothes before you think about club stuff!"
Seeing Iori's breathtaking actions, everyone couldn't help but gasp. Do you want to hear what kind of perverted things she's saying?
Given that you're only wearing your underwear right now, anyone who sees you could call the police any minute now!!
Arakawa Under the Bridge World
"This guy is a real conversation genius!" Xingxing was shocked. In a sense, this guy was also an extraordinary person.
In this situation, his first thought was to invite Chisara to join the club, instead of figuring out what clothes to wear... Jin...
Even recruiting and building up his team was starting to get tense: "Xingxing, if it were you, could you be as calm as him?"
"Heh, still calm?" Xingxing silently lit a cigarette, her eyes becoming somewhat melancholy: "I would choose to wear a hood and sink into the river to become a starfish."
"River? Starfish?" Zhaobingmaima was stunned for a moment, then realized what was going on.
In other words, if it were him, he would choose to die on the spot!
Chapter 842 summarizes the genius: You scoundrel, you schemed against me!
Faced with Iori's perverted remarks, Chisa turned to a passing teacher for help: "Teacher, a half-naked pervert is coming up to me and asking me to give him my clothes."
"Wait—" Iori suddenly panicked, her expression becoming extremely exaggerated: "We're cousins, right? So your clothes are my clothes, that shouldn't be a problem, right?!"
"Idiot! Don't yell like that!" Chisa blushed; she didn't want anyone to know that she and this pervert were actually cousins.
"Such a thing?" Kitahara Iori's expression froze for a moment, then she fell into deep thought, before raising a finger: "Then... if you don't take off your clothes, I'll spread rumors about us living together everywhere."
"Hiss—to make someone utter such a bizarre request while ignoring the teacher next to them... you're really something!"
Hearing Iori's outrageous words, everyone was completely shocked. This guy was simply a logical genius. What did he mean by saying that your clothes are my clothes?
Clothes aren't that important to you, what you need right now are pants, pants!!
The most outrageous thing is this statement; it reeks of crime...
Lonely Rock World
"Master... Master!!" Little Lonely, peeking out from inside the cardboard box, had a renewed burning desire for change in his eyes.
To be able to utter such scum-like remarks with such a straight face under these circumstances... that's a skill she could learn for a lifetime!
A glistening trickle of tears flowed from the corner of her mouth, and she occasionally chuckled to herself, completely lost in her own wonderful fantasy world.
Hongxia immediately panicked, her face turning bright red as she waved her hands frantically: "Wake up, little lonely one! You can't learn this, you'll become a pervert!"
In her opinion, although Iori-senpai was a "corporate bully," she was a complete conversational genius, the kind of person who couldn't talk properly.
For example, right now, with this statement brimming with criminal intent, if it weren't for the support of 360's childhood sweetheart relationship, Qian Sha would have called the police.
"I understand... I'll take it off... I'll take it off, okay..." Chisa trembled all over upon hearing this, like a coerced doujinshi girl, tears streaming down her face.
"Please, don't go around telling everyone about what happened at home."
Seeing the strange atmosphere, Iori's expression froze: "Um... wait a minute, this will make people think I'm committing a crime..."
[Smack!]
A smiling patrol officer suddenly put his arm around Iori's shoulder, enthusiastically inviting him to the police station for a pork chop rice bowl and some tea!
[Amidst the wailing of sirens, Iori, panting heavily, hid behind a flowerbed, while patrol officers nearby continued searching for him.]
"What did I do wrong..." Iori thought about what had happened that day, and was immediately filled with resentment.
"Hmm... how should I put it? It's a pity it has a mouth? But it's not without its merits, it's pretty fast!"
Everyone was laughing so hard they almost choked. It was high-energy from start to finish. That incredible speed of police response... You managed to escape after all that, that's quite a feat.
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Hahaha..." Cú Chulainn burst into a hearty laugh, his whole body heaving with the laughter, his hands pounding the table incessantly.
"These terrible lines, coupled with the slightly erotic atmosphere and the half-naked, perverted outfit... what did you do wrong?"
Didn't he notice anything amiss? Any one of these points could get you invited in for tea by the police!
"Have you ever thought that the biggest problem is yourself?" Shirou was both amused and exasperated; his thought process was truly bizarre.