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Even Iori, who has seen countless films, couldn't help but cover her face with her hands: "What kind of world-famous paintings are these?!"
A police chief, a national leader, posing like this in the snow... well, that's it, this country is doomed.
Bless the World
Seeing those two lewd figures, Kazuma, his face dark with anger, jumped up and down trying to block the screen, wanting to save face for his former hometown: "What are you broadcasting, you idiots?!"
"W-Wa-Zhen... Is this the king of your hometown?!" Darkness blushed and breathed heavily with excitement, seemingly lost in thought.
Not only was she sliding down the snow in this terrible pose, but there were also many people watching... Just thinking about this made Darkness instantly collapse with excitement, drooling.
Seeing Darkness's expression, Kazuma knew she was having another episode: "No, don't talk nonsense, it's unrelated..."
Faced with this situation, He Zhen decisively abandoned his hometown, pretending not to understand what you were saying.
After all, how could I admit that the two people on the screen were acting like that? If the ruler of a country were discovered like this, the people would be considering emigrating!
"Stop them! We can't let the Shogun's family... the Shogunate embarrass themselves any further!" Fourteen hurriedly directed the crowd to stop them from continuing to glide.
However, after running only a few steps, their skis hit a small rock, separating the two skiers. Kondo fell to the ground and continued skiing, while Shogun happened to hit someone with naturally curly hair and stopped.
"The general has run into an ordinary person!!"
Seeing this, Fourteen sent a group of men to chase after Kondo, while he went to check on the civilians who had been hit: "Hey, are you alright?"
"It's alright, it's alright. After all, I'm just a beginner. This happens all the time, only the skis flew off." Gintoki stepped onto the Shogun's back and nonchalantly started skiing.
Seeing this, Fourteen's face darkened. He chased after Kondo with all his might, then jumped onto Kondo's back, naturally using him as a skateboard.
"Stop it right now, you rotten natural curly hair! Look down there, down there!"
Gintoki looked down and was immediately surprised: "Ah...when?"
"Hahaha, Sakata Gintoki, an ordinary citizen, can calmly treat the Shogun like a skateboard under his feet. He's nothing like an ordinary citizen!"
"General!!! You are the ruler of a country, but this is too tragic. You've been used as a ski."
Seeing the general's miserable state was truly heartbreaking and brought tears to everyone's eyes! He came out to ski, but now he's being used as a skier instead.
Surprisingly, he was actually quite good at skating! Everyone even suspected that Gintoki was doing it on purpose, since a beginner would have fallen long ago, how could he have skated for so long?
"But what do I do now? If I could stop, I would have done it already! I'm a beginner, how could I possibly know how to stop someone?"
Gintoki was also helpless. As a beginner, how could he possibly stop trying things out? He then experimented haphazardly and it seemed he had actually found a solution.
"Hey! Wait a minute, if you just pull down the underwear, the speed will decrease a bit!" Gintoki tugged at the Shogun's underwear and found that the speed really did decrease.
"What? Underwear can control a human ski?" Fourteen, somewhat suspicious, tugged at Kondo's underwear and was immediately surprised: "Oh, it does feel like braking! But there's a strange groove, what's that?"
A furrow had appeared in the skid tracks they left behind...
"Brake marks, I guess?" Gintoki asked uncertainly, looking at the marks left behind him.
[Fourteen quipped: "Brakes? What part of the human body has brakes?"]
Gintoki reached out and tugged at the Shogun's underwear: "Prostate O-brake... Stimulate the prostate O-brake by pulling on the underwear!"
"Hahaha, the prostate O-brake... I can never look at skiing the same way again, it's hilarious, and this brake is only useful for boys!"
Seeing this scene, the people in the other parallel worlds fell into a strange atmosphere. The men were silent, the women blushed, and the rest were laughing wildly!
What the hell is this front-end brake? This brake is probably too expensive for the average person, since there are no places to get the special parts repaired, and it would be a real hassle if it broke down!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Cough cough...cough cough!!" Shirou Emiya was choked and gasped for breath after seeing this scene. What an explosive plot!
Stop! What are you doing to the head of state and the police chief?! It'll break! If you keep using it, it'll definitely break!
Rin Tohsaka blushed and pretended to be nonchalant, saying, "Just how shameless must a person be to think of such a...braking thing!"
If a beginner wants to brake while skiing, why not just crouch down? You can't believe you came up with that idea.
Red A managed to squeeze out a sentence: "To be honest, it's quite practical... at least the speed has been reduced."
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The world is full of wonders, and his knowledge of strange brakes has increased, refreshing his understanding time and time again.
Seeing Gintoki's continued pulling, Fourteen became anxious: "Stop! Don't use the brakes anymore, or you won't be able to continue the family line!"
"We can't afford to be picky in this situation! We have to stop first," Gintoki said, immediately pulling his underwear up to its limit.
Then a slope resembling a diving platform appeared ahead, and the two of them instantly leaped high into the air, carrying human skateboards, before crashing down heavily.
"Splat—" Suddenly, a sound of something breaking rang in their ears. A sense of foreboding washed over them, and they silently turned to look.
Two pools of blood appeared where they had landed, leaving trails of blood in their wake.
"The brakes... are broken—" The two men's faces darkened instantly, and they said in terror. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
brake--!!
Hahaha... The people from other worlds were laughing so hard their lungs were about to explode when they saw this scene. It was incredibly high-energy from start to finish. What the hell was wrong with the brakes?!
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Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Hiss—" Even the lecherous man in the hushed voice couldn't help but shudder at the sound, and his lower body inexplicably began to ache.
"The brakes... are broken, which means... it hurts!! It looks so painful!!"
Realizing this too late, Akihisa's face turned deathly pale. He was certain that he was destined to never be able to ski again.
Yuuji, who was blocking Shoko's view with a book, was also on the verge of tears: "What happened to the skiing episode... This is not the skiing I imagined at all."
That's terrifying! Skiing is so dangerous, and here the brakes are broken! Putting aside the pain, the worst part is there's nowhere to get it repaired!
JOJO World
"Hahaha, the brakes broke down... This is hilarious!" Young Joseph laughed so hard he rolled on the ground.
Caesar stared at Joseph with a dark expression: "Are you really not a vehicle killer...?"
Hearing Gintoki's familiar voice, and then listening to Joseph's carefree, maniacal laughter, isn't that voice exactly the same?
It's one thing if the sound is the same, but how come everything breaks down? How come you can even break a human skateboard? And what's more, you broke the most important part that shouldn't break?
As for the vehicle killer thing, Joseph quickly waved his hands in denial: "Cough cough... What nonsense are you talking about? It was just a coincidence!"
After all, if it were him, he might not only have "brakes" but his whole body would have been damaged.
Gintama World
"Young General!!!"
The Shinsengumi members all gaped, their mouths agape, already faintly seeing their death stars flashing, their heads about to be destroyed with a single announcement from the "Young Master".
Kondo froze on the spot, muttering repeatedly as if he were completely broken, "Brake... Heh, brake..."
Fourteen's hand holding the cigarette was trembling, and he began to try to lie: "Kondo-san, it's all...it's all that silver-haired guy's fault, I told him to use the brakes less..."
“You can’t say that, Vice Commander!” Sougo immediately contradicted him: “You can complain all you want, but you’ve also used the brakes quite a bit.”
Even in the face of such a scene, though his face turned deathly pale and his voice trembled as he said, "Generals have been common soldiers for generations..."
P.S.: What's next? Slice-of-life? Isekai? Tokusatsu? Or a romance anime?
Chapter 553 Gui: I've been waiting in the snowball...
With the brakes broken, Gintoki and Tohru could only desperately ride on two human skis covered only in shorts, gliding at breakneck speed!
"Gintoki, don't be afraid! I'm coming to save you right now." Hearing the voice, Gintoki turned around, his face filled with gratitude.
Ah Miao was gliding down the slope at an incredible speed, like a seasoned skier, skillfully dodging the obstacles in his path.
Just when Gintoki thought there was hope, the skis that Amiya was standing on suddenly spoke up: "Gintoki! Now that we're here, there's nothing to worry about!"
Faced with this situation, Ah Miao, stepping on Shinpachi, glided to Gintoki's side and explained, "I made a mistake while practicing skiing and stepped on Shinpachi. Surprisingly, it works better than the skis! Siblings are just different!"
"Haha, I never expected that such a small ski resort would have such talented people as Crouching Dragon, Phoenix Chick, and Young Lin!"
Even people from other worlds couldn't help but spit out blood upon seeing this, feeling that it was full of ridiculous points... Seriously, how did you manage to step on your little brother while skiing?!
And Shinpachi, why are you so natural being used as a ski?! Your ability to accept this is a bit too strong.
Detective Conan World
Conan glanced at the screen, then looked down at "443's" skateboard: "They seem to be playing a very new kind of skiing..."
They said they were practicing skiing, but why was Miss Miao so skilled just now? Could it be that being siblings increases skill levels?
And you guys are way too quick to get it wrong about using a human body as a ski, it's clearly intentional!
"This isn't the skiing I know!" Sonoko threw her skis on the ground, on the verge of tears. For a moment, she had almost forgotten how to ski.
Could it be that I've been learning the wrong thing all along? Is the human body skiing the right way?
JOJO World
"While it's good that you're so confident, Shinpachi, the question is, how do you plan to stop yourself...?"
Caesar's lips twitched. This was another development he could never have predicted, aside from the other world of Kazuma Sato. They'd even turned skiing into something extraordinary.
"Needless to say, of course it's the front O brake!" Joseph grinned mischievously, placing his hands in front of his eyes in a strange pose.
Caesar's face darkened: "You can't be that cruel, can you? They're siblings! What if the brakes break down?"