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"I'm sorry, this... here you go." Kazuma said in a very soft voice, timidly handing over the white underwear.
"Huh?...Ah—" The female knight blushed instantly upon seeing Zhuang, hurriedly groping her lower abdomen. Even the princess and the mage beside her were stunned.
Darkness, her face flushed, grabbed Kazuma's neck and shook him repeatedly: "You bastard, you bastard! Why can't you end this in a cool way?!"
Meanwhile, Aqua, already drunk, was slumped over the table...
"Hahaha, a divine move! I would call this move a divine move. He managed to turn a random skill into a targeted skill."
"You dare to steal panties in front of royalty? Kid, you're unbelievable! You didn't know if you were going to live or die before, but now you're definitely going to die!"
Darkness was just hoping for a cool ending, but it seems she was wrong... No woman can escape the clutches of Stea1!
Academy City World
Touma Kamijou slowly raised his hand and covered his face, a sigh escaping through his fingers: "Sigh... Can I say this was within my expectations?"
While Kazuma can be surprisingly reliable in crucial moments, that's only true in crucial moments! ...As for other times, it's best not to have too many expectations.
Meanwhile, Misaka Mikoto, seeing Aqua passed out drunk on the table, had a spark pop out of her forehead: "Seriously, goddess, what are you even here for?!"
Look at the air! The duel is on the verge of a fight, and instead of showing up to support the proceedings, you're just like an outsider, completely drunk.
You're living such a carefree life, no wonder Kazuma always dislikes you, you can't blame anyone else...
Type-Moon Absolute Demonic Front
"Hahaha, panties, it really is panties! I guessed right." Ishtar laughed triumphantly, as proud as if she had won the lottery.
"Tsk..." The wise prince clicked his tongue, somewhat disapproving of her arrogant face, and said loudly, "Is there any need to guess? I only need to take one look to know, just one look..."
Kazuma's luck stat is maxed out, but he can only use it for stealing underwear and playing rock-paper-scissors. Normally, you can't see where his luck lies; you could even say he's unlucky!
"You...you did this on purpose, didn't you?" Ishtar glared at her angrily, but the latter met her gaze without flinching.
Merlin was used to this scene and shook his head with a smile: "Haha, I thought Kazuma would be cool this time."
These words immediately drew sidelong glances from the wise king, Flash, and Ishtar. "Really handsome this time? You really dare to dream!" It would be more realistic to believe that Aqua would become reliable.
Don't you know that Stea1 has almost become a signature skill, possessing a special attack on women, with a 100% chance of revealing their panties!
He can accurately steal the Demon Sword when fighting with swords, but when facing women, his random stealing skill seems to be locked up like his underwear!
After Aqua healed Darkness, the female knight believed that everyone was capable of defeating the Demon Lord's executives. Alice then apologized to Kazuma and asked to continue telling him stories!
Just as the group was seeing Alice off, an unexpected incident occurred. Alice pulled Kazuma into the teleportation array, and the next second they were transported to the royal capital!
Kazuma, at the request of the guards, also becomes Princess Alice's playmate.
[The scene then shifts to Darkness telling Alice her adventure story: "Then, Darkness, completely naked, clutched a towel... looking shy..."]
Alice, seemingly engrossed in the conversation, leaned forward and rushed to Kazuma: "What's wrong with you looking so shy?!"
[The female knight Kureia, who had just returned after completing the formalities, saw this scene and immediately rushed forward angrily, grabbing Kazuma by the collar: "You bastard, what are you trying to teach Lady Alice? Do you want me to chop you up?!"]
[After being persuaded by Alice, Clarea finally calmed down and put Kazuma down again.]
Then Alice leaned in again, eagerly pressing for more information: "More importantly, what was Lalatina doing while clutching the towel?!"
[Kurea quickly stopped him again: "No, this is not a topic you should be discussing."]
Seeing the princess's regretful expression, Kazuma continued, "Then, let's talk about how after I win the match against Darkness, the winner can do something very powerful to the loser!"
"I...I want to hear!" Alice ignored Kureya's attempts to stop her and excitedly rushed forward!
"No, Princess Alice! You can't listen to this man! He's a scumbag!"
"It's not easy. Finally, the map has changed, and we've arrived in the royal capital. Based on their past behavior, which official or the Demon King is coming this time?"
"When it comes to scum, you really are the best. How could you say such things to a young princess without any restraint?"
Everyone watching the video gasped in shock. They could only say, "Truly, you've got it all figured out! A female knight could see right through you in such a short time."
Bless the World
"You bastard, you bastard!" Darkness cried as she grabbed Kazuma's collar. "What are you saying to Her Highness the First Princess?!"
What kind of inappropriate and lewd talk is this?! Don't corrupt Princess Alice!
Kazuma pulled Darkness's hand away and began to struggle, saying matter-of-factly, "This isn't my fault, they asked me to be their playmate."
I was inexplicably kidnapped and taken to the capital as a playmate. Is that my fault? ...Of course not! (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novels!)
Speaking of this, Darkness was also a little frustrated. You guys really dare to think that you'd make such a scumbag your playmate? The extent of his wickedness far exceeds your imagination.
And, Princess Alice! Why do you seem so interested in these things?
Night fell quickly, and news of the Demon King's army's attack came over the loudspeaker. Kureya, who had been sleeping, immediately rushed outside.
However, not long after, news came over the loudspeaker that the Demon King's army had already been quelled by the adventurers. Kazuma looked at the still-smoking battlefield outside, speechless.
"This is the capital city, how could it be attacked like this! What's wrong with this country? I really hope those overpowered guys from Japan will take this seriously."
And so, after Alice addressed him as "brother," Kazuma decisively chose to stay in the capital, where he lived a life of ease, with everything done for him.
Kazuma wakes up every day in his luxurious bed, clapping his hands with a seductive air: "Sebastian, please give me a cup of coffee."
A butler gracefully entered through the door: "But I am Hydro..."
Alice leaned against the door, a little shy, and said, "Good...good morning! Onii-chan!"
Kazuma felt instantly healed and flashed a cool smile: "Good morning."
Alice turned and walked away upon seeing this; after all, if you ignored Kazuma's exposed underwear, it might actually look quite cool.
"Hahaha, those Japanese overpowered guys probably didn't even defeat as many Demon King executives as you alone, and you still expect them to do anything!"
"The royal capital? Is the Demon King's army that powerful? They've even reached the royal capital!"
Everyone outside the video was laughing. They abandoned those three troublemakers for the sake of calling him "brother" and resolutely stayed in the capital. The friendship in your team is truly unbreakable!
And then there's the part about greeting the princess while wearing only his underwear—you really are something else…
The Buried World of Frilian
Philon (Li Zhao's) said blankly, "They've already attacked the capital. Is the situation in this country really that critical?"
Heroes who hunt down the Demon King usually set off from the royal capital, which can be considered the starting point of their journey.
How come the Demon King's army has already invaded our hometown? I never realized the situation was this critical before.
Frilian shook her head: "Philan, it's not like that. Although the Demon King's army appeared, the demons were suppressed not long afterward!"
That world cannot be described according to common sense. If the situation were critical, the princess and her companions would not have had time to run to Axel.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Those overpowered guys from Japan...aren't they just troublemakers?" Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched slightly as she suddenly remembered that bald old researcher.
Mobile fortresses, railguns, the Crimson Demons… He's got some serious cheat codes, but basically, all the trouble that could destroy the world is caused by him.
Emiya Shirou retorted speechlessly, "I do wish you, Kazuma, could take this a little more seriously..."
You, the hero, have never been serious either. When you're broke, you can still do some raiding quests, but when you have money... well, don't expect him to do anything.
You're wasting your days with this useless goddess. If you were even slightly more serious, you'd have defeated any demon king long ago!
Chapter 526 Kazuma is sexy from beginning to end.
[The scene shifts, and Kazuma finds himself living the life of a playmate who spends time playing games with Alice while occasionally interrupting her classes.]
"I hope you can play this game with me today..."
On this day, Alice, carrying a chess set, arrived in the courtyard, feeling uneasy about the possibility of rejection, and extended an invitation to Kazuma, who was enjoying fine desserts.
After swallowing the snack in his hand, Kazuma said seriously, "I don't play the game of deliberately letting you win. If we're going to play, we'll go all out! Don't cry if you lose."
The two sat down and began rapidly setting up the chess pieces, playing from noon until dusk, and Kazuma hadn't won a single game!
Alice looked at the darkening sky and hesitated before saying, "Um... let's stop here for today."
[Hazumi Tsubasa III, who had already lost to the point of rage, completely lost her composure, slamming her fist on the table: "You think you can just win and run away! I told you that if you're going to play, you have to give it your all!"]
"Also, don't do anything like intentionally throwing the game just to end it. I can tell if you're deliberately losing!"
[It wasn't until the two had been fighting into the night that Kazuma's cheers rang out: "Yay! I won!"]
As compensation for playing until late at night, Kazuma gave Alice a bamboo dragonfly and promised to take it with him next time they went out.
"It's better to go out and see the world. There are demons that the neighbors call weirdos, and liches that eat bread crusts!"
Alice looked at Kazuma with some suspicion: "Please don't think I'm naive and treat me like a fool. How could there be such demons and liches?"
Watching Kazuma live his life every day, the people watching the video couldn't help but have black lines on their faces... This is no playmate, this is clearly an extremely awful court jester!
Oh no, he really got rid of those three idiot teammates and is living a good life now! The Demon King can forget about ever going to fight him...
633 Spring Things World
Seeing Kazuma's increasingly desperate attitude, Hachiman sighed helplessly, "As expected of you..."
You should practice cooking more. You actually used this kind of "endurance tactic" on a little girl, forcing her to stay up from noon until night... That's so despicable, Kazuma. Are you a child?
He even claimed he wouldn't hold back, but where did this half-baked guy get the confidence to beat a princess with an elite education? In the end, he suffered a crushing defeat.
Yukinoshita was truly amazed. How could a human being be so shameless? "You only won one game all night, but judging from your cheers, anyone who didn't know better would think you had won everything!"
It gave her a strange feeling that Alice was losing one game a day and showing signs of decline, while Kazuma was winning one game a day and was unstoppable!