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With a wriggling motion, the headless knight's head emerged, only then noticing that Darkness was wearing Barnier's mask.
[Barnier, now reunited with Darkness, smiled and said, "It's been a long time, Beldia the Hero Slayer!"]
"I was wondering why Darkness wasn't so freakish today; she actually managed to hit someone. Turns out you're a card player too, playing Fusion as well!"
"Speaking of which, slimes are immune to physical damage, and magic killers are immune to spell damage. Wouldn't this thing be invincible?!"
Those watching the video rubbed their eyes, feeling like they'd been startled... They'd actually seen five Demon King executives fighting amongst themselves!
However, what everyone was more curious about was what brilliant idea Kazuma had come up with in the face of such an invincible opponent.
Academy City World
"If physical and magical attacks are useless, then let's use mental and soul attacks!" Misaki Shokuhou lowered her head and pondered for a moment, realizing that the Kazuma Squad didn't have any of these abilities.
If Darkness's perversion counts as a mental attack, then the damage is quite significant. When it comes to perversion, who can compare to her?
Meanwhile, Kuroko in the Tokiwadai dormitory was also incredibly surprised: "Hero Killer? The Headless Horseman has that title?"
There's nothing we can do about it; the Headless Rider died at the hands of Aqua, so we couldn't see where his strength lay.
Kuroko then realized that it wasn't that the officers weren't strong, but rather that they were dealing with bizarre teams like Kazuma's, and they had become bizarre themselves!
Gintama World
Watching the infighting among the Demon King's executives, Shinpachi was speechless: "Why is it that you only show your true abilities when you're fighting amongst yourselves!"
Even the nagging, motherly Shinhachi felt heartbroken for the Demon King. A bunch of his subordinates were either dead or had betrayed him... and there was also Wiz, who was only going through the motions, and Banir, who was just putting on an act.
But when it comes to internal strife, they all drop the act and go all out...
Kagura was still striking various strange poses on the side: "Barnier, Darkness, the best match, Kamen Rider pervert!"
"Stop it, you idiot!" Gintoki smacked Kagura on the head in an annoyed tone. "Don't you know that gorilla has already used all the money he earned to apologize?"
While Aqua's words are somewhat realistic, they still make a lot of sense. After getting used to a luxurious lifestyle, I don't want to live in the stables anymore... Gintoki, I don't want to go to the late-night shows anymore either!
If they keep making random jokes, it might actually turn from a prime-time 6 PM show into a late-night program!
Chapter 517 An inspiring villain and a scumbag protagonist! The Crimson Demon Village ends!
Meanwhile, the others began their operation as Kazuma had instructed. Aqua was frantically buffing Kazuma: "Blessing... I've known Kazuma-san for so long, and you always risk your life like this."
"Isn't the goddess protecting me?" Kazuma glanced back at Aqua and smiled. "Give me your greatest blessing, partner!"
Wiz was gathering the magic power of the entire village, while the Kamen Rider freak had gone berserk, easily severing the headless rider from Sylvia's body with the help of Banir.
[His formidable defense meant he remained completely unharmed even when hit by Sylvia's attacks.]
"From now on, I will never waste my time on this insane village again. As a cadre, I have fought gloriously to this day, and my subordinates admire me and are determined to follow me here to the death!"
As Sylvia attacked Banir, she kept saying, "But it wasn't until I fell into the abyss that I realized for the first time that fulfillment is not the same as happiness!"
"No matter how hard I try, only goblins pay attention to me. I want a love that is unforgettable! Without love, my life has no light."
"With teammates like you around, how could I not risk my life? But to be honest, Aqua is actually quite useful; you know, resurrection is a god-tier skill!"
"Love and glory, happiness and light... Listen to these lines, isn't that respectable enough?"
After hearing Sylvia's remarks, the crowd in the video turned away, unable to bear watching... Is she a big brother or a big sister? Who would dare love you with your androgynous appearance?!
However, it's not to say that you can't get love. Didn't you see that the goblin dared to confess to you? That's undoubtedly true love, and it's the kind that's locked in!
OVERLORD World
"Brother Kazuma is an expert! He knows to buff himself before fighting." Old Bones nodded in satisfaction.
Although it's unclear what Kazuma is planning to do, the fact that the goddess has added a full-power buff has at least significantly increased Kazuma's chances of winning.
After all, aside from being a bit dim-witted, Aqua is incredibly talented, and her buffs are absolutely amazing!
However, Old Bone's only complaint was why all the buffs were stacked on top of each other? It made others think we couldn't afford to add more...
Hearing Sylvia's outrageous statement, Shalltear was stunned and said, "Does He... want to find a boyfriend or a girlfriend?"
It's still unclear whether you're male or female, so it's no wonder no one likes you. But... you could try dating yourself. Anyway, there's no dowry, so it's a win-win situation!
"You idiot—!"
[Sylvia, who was still feeling sad, heard angry shouts behind her. Turning around, she saw He Zhen standing on the cliff, looking rather dashing.]
"That can't be right!" Kazuma reached out and unfastened his robe, then flung it into the air. "Sylvia, you... you've been shining ever since the moment we met!"
Sylvia shuddered at his words, a blush creeping onto her face: "This...this is the first time someone has rebuked me so bluntly."
“Sylvia…” Kazuma took off his undershirt, revealing his bare upper body, and opened his arms to Sylvia.
“You child, really…” Sylvia looked helpless, opening her arms and letting the tentacles extending from her back slowly pull Kazuma towards her: “I… like… you…”
Kazuma's eyes were also filled with love as he opened his arms to welcome the embrace: "I... like..."
[After a burst of holy light, Kazuma and Sylvia merged into one, with only his upper body visible above Sylvia's chest.]
"Hahaha, what an incredible plot twist... I laughed until I cried, it's just too hilarious!"
"I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing so much! You're amazing! This plot is just too ridiculous... and you're such a real man!"
The people watching the video were laughing so hard they could hardly contain themselves. It was so absurd that even the word "grotesque" couldn't describe it. Kazuma's shameless antics were absolutely hilarious!
This is simply the most incredible scene since the video appeared. I have to say that He Zhen really made a huge sacrifice. You truly deserve to be called the king of meme videos. I salute you as a real man!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
Yuuji, whose vision had finally returned, saw this incredibly abstract scene and burst into laughter, rolling on the floor: "Hahaha... I can't take it... I'm laughing so hard I'm going crazy... Heheha..."
Whatever Kazuma intends to do, this will be recorded in history and make him famous for all time. Even after playing so many RPG games, I have never seen such a strategy!
Everyone says the hero's mission is to conquer the bosses and defeat the demon king, but I never expected him to actually conquer the bosses!
"That's true generalship!" Sugawa, the leader of the FFF group, was moved to tears. He could actually do that; he was a role model for us all.
He decided to adopt Kazuma's philosophy as the leadership principle of the FFF group. With a general who dares to conquer even monsters guiding their way, how could they not find a partner?
Date A Live World
"Look at them, that's what professionalism looks like!" Kotori Itsuka, with a lollipop in her mouth, launched into a tirade against Shido.
Go on a date with her, make her blush, steal her first kiss, and add her to your harem! These steps seem so real, they can all be done in an instant—it's truly unbeatable.
Shido smiled somewhat awkwardly: "Who else could remain so composed like him..."
Putting aside the fact that the other party's identity as a transgender person is a major obstacle, they are even different species, yet they can still speak without batting an eye.
Sometimes he really wanted to tell Sylvia, "Never believe anything Kazuma says! That's a scumbag like Kazuma, something bad will definitely happen."
"Wow... such immense magical power, please accept it!" At the same time, Wiz transferred all the magical power of the Scarlet Demon Village to Megumin and Yuuyu!
The enormous ball of magic instantly surged into Huihui and Youyou's bodies, even Youyou was shocked by the sheer amount of magic power.
However, Megumin was still feeling guilty for Kazuma's risky gamble: "I let Kazuma become Sylvia's weakness. If I had known advanced magic..."
[Yoyo noticed Huihui's hesitation and asked softly, "Huihui, do you no longer believe in explosion magic?"]
[With just that one sentence, Megumin was fully revived. The two held hands and began chanting magic, the Blade of Light and the Explosion Magic merging together!]
"Explosion magic is romantic, the strongest magic that turns the impossible into reality! Explosion—"
Layer upon layer of red-glowing magic circles overlapped in front, while torrents of deep blue magic surged wildly around them, then transformed into blazing light and hurtled towards Sylvia!
“Love…” Sylvia spread her hands, concentrating intently on raising a mental shield to block the explosive attack: “Dream…! Hope…!”
"Such magic cannot steal my life; I will move forward, towards the future!"
Just then, Kazuma suddenly spoke softly, then winked: "Sylvia, come with me... on our journey!"
"I love...you!" Sylvia, momentarily distracted, was pierced through the chest by the torrent of scorching magic, while Kazuma howled in pain.
"Ahhhhhh—"
Finally snapping out of her lovestruck state, Sylvia looked at Kazuma on her chest: "Kazuma Sato...you...you've toyed with my feelings! But I still love you!"
"This is my prime time for romance!!" After uttering these final words, Kazuma perished along with Sylvia.
"Wait... why is it that the words you, a demon king's subordinate, recite are so positive?! It's so inspiring, it makes you seem more righteous than the protagonist!"
"Love, dreams, hard work, hope! You're the main character, aren't you? Big sister, you've got the wrong script! You're saying the kinds of things only the main character says!"
Those watching the video couldn't help but twitch their lips slightly. The villain was fighting with love and hope... and what were the heroes doing? Exploiting innocent love to deceive young girls in the throes of first love.
Marching forward, marching towards the future… This villain is so positive, so inspiring! Is this some kind of villainous power?
Chapter 518 Kazuma: Then let's continue to max out Explosion Magic!
Academy City World
Even the self-proclaimed villainous old man was utterly astonished by such a horrific ending: "This...is this something a human would do?"
The loyal and righteous Demon King's army versus the treacherous and cunning protagonist group—this guy, isn't he the real villain?! Do they really have no moral compass whatsoever? They're capable of anything!
Even Mr. Kamijou covered his face in shame, sharing the same thought: "Although I finally won... I feel like I've lost my life."
You've completely lost, Mr. Kazuma! Although you won, as a person, you've lost utterly and completely in terms of your actions!
The Demon King's subordinates charged forward while shouting about hope and dreams, which was completely contrary to the natural order. Is this the kind of line you should be shouting?
And what is Kazuma, the hero, doing? He's still deceiving people's feelings. Is that what a righteous hero should be doing?
You two have both picked up the wrong scripts; you've each gotten the other's script...