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Although Kazuma has the worst attribute level in the team, who would dare to say he's useless based on this feat alone?
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Looking at Kazuma, who had been corrupted into a skeleton, Fujimaru Ritsuka felt a sense of admiration: "When I usually call him a monster, I'm just joking. In crucial moments, Kazuma is a hero, a brave hero!"
Death from being corroded by deadly poison and strong acid is no different from being torn to pieces; it's not something an ordinary person can easily accept.
“This is an opportunity that Kazuma risked his life for…” Da Vinci’s expression turned serious, admitting that he had indeed underestimated this lecherous and sadistic hero.
Kazuma is full of flaws, or rather, he has some of the common shortcomings of men, but he doesn't come across as unpleasant; rather, he feels somewhat real...
After all, this is the kind of behavior a high school student should have!
Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
Seeing Kazuma's miserable state, Natsuki Subaru's face turned pale, and his voice trembled slightly: "How much courage does this take!"
Although he could be resurrected, the pain was real—he would be directly digested into a skeleton! Just thinking about it gave him goosebumps.
Is this still the same fellow villager he knew? Where did that cowardly, lecherous, and somewhat clever guy go?
Who is this guy who did that cool leap of faith?! He's incredibly reliable; it seems there's a reason he was chosen as the hero.
Chapter 500: The Arcanist Cult's Rebellious Doctrine! Season 2 Ends
OVERLORD World
"Oh, Kazuma, are you thinking of becoming an undead? It's just that your skeleton is a bit small," Ainz said leisurely, sitting on his throne.
It was just a joke, after all, he knew that the stupid goddess's resurrection spell was maxed out, and she could be perfectly resurrected even if she turned to ashes.
He was simply shocked by Kazuma's actions. After all, Kazuma was just an ordinary high school student before, and it was hard to believe that the other party would have such courage.
Demiurge, whose focus was different, seemed somewhat shocked: "Megumin-san's Explosion Magic has become even stronger! How long has it been?"
That enormous mushroom cloud was incredibly awe-inspiring, and that wasn't even Huihui's limit.
If he keeps adding points, he's starting to wonder how far Megumin, who specializes in one type of magic, can go... He wonders if she can actually wipe out a country with a wave of her hand.
Sword Art Online World
Hearing Kazuma's cool remarks, Kirito rolled his eyes helplessly: "So you knew about the game world's balance issues too..."
Don't you even look at your level and stats? You're only level 10 and you're already fighting a high-ranking officer! Do you think you can win? You're guaranteed to die, bro! This is the fourth time you've died.
And if we include Wiz, you, a hero who hasn't even left the starting village, actually defeated four Demon King executives.
Even now, while on vacation, I managed to kill a Demon King's army officer. Isn't that a coincidence? It's no wonder the balance is disrupted!
Asuna was filled with awe at Kazuma: "Just how strong is this person's spirit!"
If I remember correctly, the goddess Eris said that ordinary people cannot endure multiple deaths. It is a miracle that Kazuma, who is used to dying, has not yet suffered a mental breakdown!
As the ice shattered, a slime shrunk dozens of times in size emerged from it; this level of attack was insufficient to destroy it.
"That's not enough! I can eat you all right away to recover!"
Just then, shouts from the cultists came from behind. The slime turned around and saw Aqua raising her fist with a grim face.
"GodBloe!!"
In a mere instant, a fist gleaming with divine light slammed heavily into the slime, and a dazzling golden light rose from the ground!
"I thought it was something serious. This level of strength can't defeat me, you useless high priest, Yueyi Liuyi!" The slime, after taking the punch with its body, also spoke tauntingly.
Just then, the Axis followers behind them gathered together, their eyes filled with unwavering faith, and began chanting their doctrine in unison!
“Axis followers can achieve anything through hard work. Even if they fail to complete it, it's not your fault; the world is to blame for the failure!”
"When you encounter something unpleasant, just run away. Running away isn't a defeat; there's a saying: running away is victory!"
"Since you'll regret whichever choice you make after being lost, why not choose the one that brings you happiness right now?"
[Seeing the radiant faith of the followers behind Aqua, the slime finally realized Aqua's true identity!]
“To pollute my beloved believers’ cherished hot springs—this crime! It deserves death!”
[An energy sphere composed of the power of believers' wishes appeared and gathered around Aqua, and more and more magic circles appeared as well.]
The old man who had once confessed in church loudly shouted out the incantation Aqua had taught him: "Eris's breasts are padded!!"
"GodRequien" Aqua threw another punch.
The slime couldn't withstand the fist imbued with the power of believers' vows. Even as it vanished, it uttered resentfully, "The despicable goddess they revered... I never imagined it was you!!!"
"Aqua has finally encountered a monster that can take damage from God Fist. The same attack can defeat the executives, but it can't defeat the frog."
"What kind of doctrine is this? It's a cult! It's definitely a cult, but... is it too late to join now?"
Listening to the doctrines of the Axis religion, the worldviews of people from other worlds began to crumble. What an outrageous doctrine! To put it simply, it's... utter nonsense.
The problem isn't me, it's the world, right? There's this guy named Cheng Ge who's already taken the lead on a world tour, and another gourmand is already washing seaweed.
I've never seen such a ridiculous prayer in my life. It makes me feel like my faith has become strange. Anyway, it's free, so I might as well believe a little bit.
Azure Sea World
“If that’s how you put it, then I’ll become a believer.” Kitahara Iori put down her oolong tea and suddenly looked devout.
"What's so appealing about this doctrine?" Qian Sha Liu Yin Qi Yin Ba Si Si Xia C looked at Yi Zhi with the eyes of someone looking at trash. She had also heard about this doctrine... What kind of heaven-defying spiritual victory method is this?
Iori adopted a tough-guy demeanor and struck the same pose as Commander Ikari: "I've summarized the Axis doctrine, which can be summarized as being carefree and living for the moment."
It's not about putting things on display, but about enjoying the present moment more! This kind of teaching is truly...
"That's fantastic!!" Kohei Imai suddenly exclaimed excitedly, then gave Iori a high five.
Iori looked at me with an expression that said, "I knew you'd understand, partner!"
Little did they know that Chisa's gaze towards them had changed from that of trash to that of scum.
Academy City World
"Ha..." Kamijou Touma's lips twitched slightly as he looked at the screen. A cult, definitely a cult.
These doctrines are truly outrageous. Life is too short, so enjoy it while you can, right? No wonder these believers have such a firm faith.
It's just a serious-sounding but utterly nonsensical doctrine, so why does the last sentence include the fact that the goddess Eris's breasts are padded? Is this some kind of personal message that your goddess is subtly promoting?
Please spare the gentle and pitiful goddess Eris; she would definitely cry if she knew!
Although they defeated the Demon King's army officers, Kazuma and the others not only failed to receive gratitude from the town, but were instead treated as sinners.
[From the carriage traveling through the countryside, came Aqua's cries: "I was just trying to purify the polluted hot spring, why is everyone scolding me?!"]
Even as they left, they were still being pelted with stones by these believers.
[It turns out that Aqua's powerful purification magic successfully turned all the hot springs in the town into ordinary hot water, and the water and hot spring capital famous throughout the world ceased to exist.]
[The Demon King's army has achieved its goal of cutting off the Axis Cult's source of income!]
[During the resurrection, the goddess Eris, inside the dead space, was terrified when she saw the skull and Shin sitting in the chair!]
Wiz was also affected by Aqua's purifying power, his body becoming transparent, and a headless phantom reappeared, calling out to Wiz from the side: "Come over here quickly!"
"Hahaha, in the end Aqua is still that stupid goddess. Can you guess why she's being criticized? She's ruined someone's livelihood."
Seeing Aqua's bewildered expression, everyone sighed wearily. She was alright when it came to fighting, but she was completely hopeless when it came to thinking. It turned out to be the other way around; Kazuma was Aqua's blessing.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
"Have they forgotten the purpose of coming to the hot springs...?" Mashu realized her mistake. How come a relaxing vacation has made them even more tired?
Fujimaru Ritsuka also shook her head: "Poor Wiz... got accidentally injured by Aqua again, always getting purified."
It has to be said that this headless knight who has already been purified is really persistent! It's like he's settled on the other side of the Sanzu River, constantly calling out to Wiz to come over quickly.
Da Vinci nodded silently: "Wiz is truly pitiful; he came here dizzy and he'll go back dizzy too."
Wiz truly lives up to his reputation as someone who walks the line between life and death; he's constantly on the verge of dying but never actually dies, his main characteristic being his repeated leaps and bounds.
Chapter 501 The Legend of Red Begins! Please have my child.
After Kazuma defeated Hans, a subordinate of the Demon King, his life didn't change much; he continued to take on quests from adventurers every day.
[Meanwhile, the familiar Adventurers' Guild was still bustling with activity, and the faint sounds of adventurers discussing their experiences could still be heard.]
"Have you heard? Starting tomorrow, you won't be able to catch any tuna. Some crazy magician changed the terrain."
Meanwhile, Kazuma's squad, huddled in the corner, fell silent after hearing the surrounding discussion, for they were the culprits.
Looking at his teammates around him, Kazuma slammed his fist on the table in frustration: "So you used explosion magic because you were afraid the monsters would steal the tuna? You should learn some advanced magic!"
[As for Darkness, needless to say, her attacks completely missed, and she ended up being preyed upon by the fish; she's still reliving that feeling.]
"Hey, has the debt gotten even bigger again?!" Aqua started shaking Kazuma again, clinging to him. "What am I going to do?! I don't want to work anymore!!"
Kazuma glanced at his teammates with some disdain... the high priest who caused trouble at every turn, the great mage who could turn everything to ashes, and the perverted crusader!
[Thanks to these useless companions, my adventure life is truly at its peak!]
The commotion caused by Kazuma's team also attracted the attention of a group of female adventurers nearby, who began to discuss Kazuma.
"Besides stealing underwear, he has no other redeeming qualities. He's a scumbag who can kick women without batting an eye, a piece of trash!"
[Then, without any hesitation, the female adventurers shouted it out to his face: "Scumbag, scumbag..."]
Kazuma was utterly devastated; if he were the protagonist of an anime or game, 817, he'd be a heartthrob by now.