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[As soon as he finished speaking, he ordered his men to untie the men, and then led them to a room.]
[La explained, "Through our research, we discovered that in the beginning, the universe was a point of infinite mass, which I call... the punchline."]
His words left everyone stunned.
[La continued, "Jokes were created by the touch of the scepter, which caused the Big Bang. In the explosion, the energy of 'being silly' and the energy of 'making sarcastic remarks' were born. When these two energies mixed together, a meme was created. Memes are the foundation of all matter."]
"From ants to planets, everything in this universe is made up of memes."
Three-body World
"..."
"'Humor'?"
"'Energy for being silly'?"
"'Complaint energy'?"
"..."
"'stem'?"
He painstakingly went through these words, which he could understand but couldn't comprehend at all, in his mind.
Then, when he heard the final, and most absurd, conclusion—"Everything in this universe is made up of jokes"—he was completely dumbfounded.
"What...what kind of world is this?"
"universe……"
"It's actually made up of 'memes'?"
Luo Ji, the Wallfacer, stared at the screen.
He was completely confused.
"Our universe is composed of cold, unquestionable physical laws and a cruel, dark forest-like social condition."
"And their universe..."
"Its basic building blocks are actually 'humor' and 'sarcasm'?"
"Was the so-called 'Big Bang' just a grand, cosmic-scale stand-up comedy performance filled with laughter?"
"This...this is not scientific!"
"This doesn't make sense!"
"This……"
He felt that he had spent his entire life, through observation and reflection, painstakingly building up that cold yet real sociological system about the universe.
At this moment, this so-called "ultimate truth," filled with absurdity and mockery, was utterly and ruthlessly shattered.
"Later, we invented the meme collider and conducted meme collision experiments. We discovered that if a meme has too much mass and too high density, it will form a...brain hole with infinite mass and density."
[Thor even held up a sign that read, "I haven't read many books, don't lie to me."]
Athena remarked, "Isn't all of this just theoretical?"
[La didn't reply, but instead placed his palm on a machine. After the palm print was recognized, a huge black hole appeared before their eyes.]
[He spread his arms wide and said, "This is... the mind. It can distort spacetime, it can devour everything, it can create worlds, and it can destroy universes."]
[Later, Ra led them to the laboratory where the staff was being researched, but Little Kong was nowhere to be found.]
Ra said, "If I hadn't taken the Staff back then, you would have already started fighting. Now, war is imminent. Taking the Staff back will only trigger a full-scale war."
[Just then, he realized that Little King Kong had stolen the magic staff.]
Seer World
"Oops!"
"That magic staff..."
"Gone!"
Sai Xiaoxi's face was filled with surprise.
"It's that Little King Kong!"
"He...he stole that most powerful staff, the one that can create the universe!"
Karu was equally shocked.
"This little King Kong is so smart!"
"He took advantage of the fact that those seemingly powerful deities were all chatting endlessly and spouting grand principles."
"Quietly and without saying a word, they directly obtained that most powerful and important treasure!"
A Tieda's tone was full of approval for this decisive action.
"He is the one who laughs last, the true winner!"
"so amazing!"
"I've made up my mind. From today onwards, he's my idol!"
Sai Xiaoxi's face was also filled with admiration.
...
Doraemon World
"Wow!"
"That little King Kong, he... he stole the most powerful magic staff!"
"He's amazing! He managed to fool so many gods!"
Nobita's face was filled with surprise.
"Now, the situation is completely different."
"We already knew about that Creation Staff; it is the most powerful and supreme force capable of creating the entire universe."
"Now, this power has completely fallen into the hands of that Little King Kong."
"Doesn't that mean..."
"From this moment on, that little King Kong is the most powerful being in that universe?"
"After all, that staff is the most fundamental force that created the entire universe."
Doraemon's expression is very serious.
He looked at the screen and slowly analyzed the situation.
"Eh?"
"Is he even more powerful than Zeus and Nuwa?"
Nobita's face was filled with confusion.
"Of course!"
"He is now the only true 'god' in that world!"
Doraemon's tone was filled with shock.
[The scene shifts, and Little King Kong, carrying the magic staff, has already departed in his spaceship.]
"With this, Xiaoqing's illness can be cured," he murmured to himself.
[Little King Kong, aboard his spaceship, quickly returned to his home planet and, using the power of his staff, cured Little Green's illness.]
Xiaoqing exclaimed excitedly, "That's fantastic! Now I can go on adventures with you!"
"Who would want to take risks? I now possess the strongest power in the entire universe. I can have anything I want; I'm like a god. No, I've already surpassed the gods."
Little King Kong spread his arms wide, his face contorted in a grimace, and spoke.
Not long after, the three celestial beings appeared in the sky above this planet.
Hong Qigong said, "Little Vajra, we trusted you so much before. Whose trust did you betray 487 with? It was the trust of the gods!"
After Little King Kong egged them on, the three celestial beings started playing Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game).
"I'm coming!"
"Those three celestial beings have finally caught up!"
"Is a great war between gods, powerful enough to shake the entire universe, finally about to begin?"
"……etc."
"what's the situation?"
"I am not wrong, right?"
"Aren't we going to start a war?"
"Why...why did they sit down?"
"Dou Dizhu... what the heck is that?"
"Is it... some kind of mysterious divine game, with heaven and earth as the chessboard and laws as the stakes, that we cannot understand?"
"No! It looks like they're just playing cards normally?"
"I couldn't understand it, but I was shocked."
"This world of '100,000 Cold Jokes' is filled from beginning to end with an absurd atmosphere that we cannot understand at all."
"This is...this is so strange!"
...
The King's Avatar World
"Play...play landlord?"
"What are they doing?!"
"Shouldn't we rush up immediately and teach that little Vajra who stole the magic staff a good lesson?"