Chapter 317 The Fake Student Council Locked Room Murder Case
Chapter 317 The Fake Student Council Locked Room Murder Case
(P.S.: This book was banned from October last year until February this year. Don't ask me why I only write about daily life and can't write anything else! If I did, the book would be gone. Why do you think I stopped updating for four months? A lot of the content in the earlier chapters is now an abridged version...sigh.)
What on earth happened here?!
Miyuki Shirogane instinctively took a step back. The once bustling student council suddenly became incredibly quiet, and there was a strong smell of blood in the air.
Fujiwara Chika slowly drew the curtains, turned around with a dagger smeared with ketchup in her hand, and revealed a smile that resembled that of a pink-haired yandere.
Kaguya Shinomiya and Yukino Yukinoshita were slumped over the table, blood seeping from their mouths, while Ryo Uchiha leaned against the sofa with another dagger stuck in his chest.
As for Ishigami Yu, he was lying on the floor of the student council room, with the words "Fujiwara..." crookedly written in ketchup on his left hand.
Five seconds after seeing the crime scene, Shirogane Miyuki gritted his teeth and told himself that he must not be afraid. He then turned around and was about to rush out to call the police!
"Secretary Fujiwara! You've really gone mad! This is a school! I'm calling the police right now!!"
But just then, the door to the student council classroom was tightly shut and wouldn't open! It wasn't locked, so why couldn't it be opened? Could it be that Fujiwara Chika had tampered with the door from the outside?
Shirogane Miyuki leaned against the door, trying to calm himself with a deep breath. However, the stench of blood in the air made him feel nauseous and his stomach churn.
Actually, not only Shirogane Miyuki, but Fujiwara Chika was also a little confused. She was supposed to immediately announce the prank plan's great success as soon as the student council president opened the door, but why couldn't she open it? And why didn't Shirogane Miyuki smell such a strong tomato scent? How stupid of him!
(Uchiha Ryo: No need to thank me... I used my kaleidoscope to refine the details.)
"President..."
"Don't come any closer!"
Shirogane Miyuki clenched his fists. He was a man, and his strength was definitely greater than his opponent's, but Fujiwara had a sword! This made him hesitant to advance.
"Secretary Fujiwara! Don't make your crimes worse! Turn yourself in, for the sake of us being classmates!"
Noticing that Shirogane Miyuki was in a state of extreme tension, Uchiha Ryo quietly withdrew the effects of the Mangekyou Sharingan.
Just as Shirogane Miyuki was about to secretly call the police using his phone in his pocket, he also smelled the tomatoes...
No, wait, listen carefully, there's no smell of blood in this room! It's all the strong smell of tomatoes.
"Fujiwara-san... what is this?"
"Hahahahahaha!!!"
Fujiwara Chika suddenly crumpled the blade, threw it on the table, and then burst into laughter.
"The president is such an idiot! We pranked you!!! Great, I finally succeeded in pranking you today!"
Yukino Yukinoshita and Kaguya Shinomiya sat up at the same time, then picked up a rag from under the table and began cleaning up the tomato juice on the table.
"Please take care of the mess on the ground, Fujiwara-san."
"Leave it to me! President, come and help!"
Fujiwara Chika quickly brought over two mops and handed one to Shirogane Miyuki, whose body was stiff.
"President, what are you still standing there for? And what did you just say?! What do you mean by 'She's really gone mad'?! How do you all see me?!"
Shirogane Miyuki stood there stunned, and only realized he'd been tricked when Ishigami Yu and Uchiha Ryo on the sofa started moving around as if nothing had happened.
"Fujiwara-kun, you!!!"
"This is all concentrated tomato juice... but I can clearly smell blood!"
Fujiwara Chika waved her hand, "There's no smell of blood at all. I was worried you'd recognize me by the smell as soon as you walked in, since we couldn't find any blood for the performance and had to use tomato juice instead."
Shirogane Miyuki walked to the table and dipped his finger in the tomato juice that hadn't been wiped off... He had just clearly...
Uchiha Ryo said with a smile, "Maybe you're just scaring yourself? The smell of blood is just in your imagination."
"Imagine...this real?"
Uchiha Ryo coaxed, "Imagine you have a sour plum in your mouth. Don't you find yourself unconsciously drooling? Isn't that what the idiom 'quench thirst by looking at plums' means?"
"You were just scared by our appearance, so you believed the murder was real, and that's why you're imagining the room is full of blood!"
"Isn't the human imagination amazing!"
Although something felt off, Shirogane Miyuki believed Uchiha Ryo's explanation.
"Secretary Fujiwara! From now on, pranks are prohibited in the student council! This is a new rule I added as president! And Vice President Shinomiya and General Affairs Officer Yukinoshita, why did you allow her to act like this?!"
Kaguya Shinomiya shrugged. "There's nothing we can do. If he doesn't play pranks on you, we'll have to deal with Fujiwara's harassment."
"So you just went all in on me...?"
Shirogane Miyuki sighed, then returned to normal.
"Let's not talk about that now. Everyone from the student council is here, so let's focus on the important matters!"
[Second Semester Final Exams] and [Cultural Festival (Fond Heart Festival)]
"First and foremost, the most important thing is the [Second Semester Final Exam]! There's still a month until the exam! Uchiha, are you ready?"
What should I prepare?
Miyuki Shirogane chuckled, "Of course I'm going to push you to second place! You think I neglected my studies this semester because of my student council president position?!"
Kaguya Shinomiya was taken aback. Wouldn't this cause a delay?!
"I've made thorough preparations, and I'm confident I'll get first place in the grade in this exam!"
Uchiha Ryo nodded. "Oh... then good luck."
Pshaw, you guys keep arguing. True strongmen don't bark before a battle. The barking dog is the least likely to bite. The Silver Guild Master is just so-so... As for Uchiha Ryo, I heard he spends his weekends either out playing games or having fun. He has no time to study.
Kaguya Shinomiya smiled silently. Victory will definitely be on my side.
"Ahem, because student council and club activities will be temporarily cancelled during the exam period, which means we'll have a holiday!"
That's right! Shuchiin High School gave students a holiday right before the exams! What a terrifying choice for other test-takers! Think about it, what other school gives students a holiday instead of extra classes before the exams?
But this is also a way for the school to cultivate students' self-discipline!
...Actually, it's because the students of Shuchiin Academy have such high social status; some can inherit their family businesses even without studying. So, instead of having the teachers work overtime, it's better to let the students study at home...
"So before that, we need to prepare for the second thing the student council needs to do! That is, the [Heart Offering Festival]!"
The second weekend after the final exams is the time for the Fongshin Festival, and we need to decorate the school during those two weeks after the exams.
"However, besides the class booths for the Honshin Festival, the school has allocated four slots for large-scale performances to various clubs. Yukinoshita, General Affairs Officer, have you received the club proposal reports yet?"
Yukinoshita nodded. "We're here now. Apart from the Classic Literature Club, the Paranormal Phenomena Research Club, the News Club, and the Astronomy Club, we've received a total of thirteen proposals for club performances."
"Well then, everyone, let's select four feasible proposals from these thirteen to be the programs for the Feast of the Heart Festival performance."
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