One Piece: I Start with a Married Woman, I Am the Evil Admiral!

At the Admiral's inauguration review meeting, the Navy's high command scrutinized East Blue Governor Enni. "Please explain why the children born to the queens of so many kingdoms in the East Blue bear a seven or eight-tenths resemblance to you?" "Coincidence!" "Akainu and I even look six or seven-tenths alike! Is he my son?" Akainu instantly erupted: "I've tolerated him for a long time!" Kizaru pulled him back: "Just a little longer..." Aokiji: "You can't beat him..." The Navy review department: "..." "Then tell me, why are the East Blue Navy's salaries so high, and their benefits so plentiful?" "The meager Beri they used to earn barely enough to make ends meet... what else could be better than this?"