allendalepharm Chapter 106 Teasing a Dog
Chapter 106 Teasing a Dog
chapter 106
This is absolutely outrageous! It's outrageous to the extreme!
Meng Youcheng is a complete straight man!
Now, she can tell if someone likes her just by looking at them, and she can tell from their expression that Xu Guo definitely likes men...
Is this what they call gay da?
Screw you, I'm straight! How could such a thing exist?!
Xu Guo's energy had not yet recovered; he appeared extremely exhausted, his face as pale as paper, and his dry lips moved slightly. "Major General...am I really, really useless?"
His voice was choked with sobs, as if he were about to cry.
Meng Youcheng sighed heavily. He wanted to reach out to comfort him, but stopped himself. He said, "You did very well. You tried your best. After all, the opponent is Fu Lian, and you were seriously injured in the battle. You did very well. There is no need to continue to blame yourself for this."
There's really no need to blame yourself...
After all, he's neither the protagonist nor the villain; he doesn't have any innate advantages or cheat codes.
Xu Guo's eyes filled with tears. He gazed at Meng Youcheng with deep affection and said with all his might, "Major General... are you alright? Are you hurt?"
Meng Youcheng didn't look him in the eye, but pushed up his glasses. "I'm not injured."
"Then... Fu Lian?"
"I've caught you."
Xu Guo forced a smile. "As expected of you, Major General, you are truly amazing. You captured the target that the Killing Squad had been troubling for so long with ease, but..."
Tears welled up in his eyes, and his voice choked as he said, "But I can't help you at all, and I've only been a burden to you..."
Faced with his words, Meng Youcheng did not know how to respond.
Comfort is definitely needed, but how should we offer comfort?
The given condition is that the other person likes me. If I comfort them without being sure, they will definitely misunderstand that I like them too. If there is another misunderstanding and they have a big confession with me, wouldn't that be incredibly embarrassing?
He turned his head and glanced at Xu Guo...
This silly boy is very handsome, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a standard square face. He looks a bit fierce, but when he looks at me, his eyes are full of gentleness...
It's such a pity...
Upon learning that this instance was not a romantic pairing game, Meng Youcheng secretly made up his mind that he absolutely must not fall in love...
He would never touch a girl, let alone a boy.
Because being in a relationship is such a waste of time, and most importantly, it's extremely harmful to your health.
Meng Youcheng coughed lightly a few times. "Actually... you've already tried your best, and that's enough. Everything has a talent element; not all efforts will yield corresponding results. Get some rest, and I'll come see you another day..."
He was just about to get up...
"Major General...!"
Meng Youcheng stopped and secretly glanced at him...
The guy's eyes filled with tears as he gazed longingly at his retreating figure, "Could you stay with me a little longer?"
"There are too many things to do at the camp, you know that better than I do. There are quite a few wounded, I have to go check on them all. It's getting late, you should get some rest..."
Xu Guo hesitated for a long time before finally uttering a single word, "Okay."
……
Meng Youcheng visited all the wounded soldiers and comforted them one by one. As a major general, he did a good job.
It was almost nine o'clock at night when I got back to my room...
Apart from the patrolling warriors, the remaining nearly a thousand warriors were mostly asleep...
Because they could be deployed to combat at any time, they must ensure they get enough sleep to perform at their best in battle…
The man originally intended to go to sleep...
But after thinking for a moment, he still left the room.
He needs to go see Fu Lian.
A little misunderstanding happened this morning. That guy said he'd be a dog if he wanted to be one, there must be a reason. Knowing his personality, he was probably just teasing me...
Unfortunately, the incident happened so suddenly that Meng Youcheng was too frightened to speak and his mind went blank. He failed to see the true nature of the matter and his evil scheme succeeded.
I need to go check on him now... Is he resting or not?
"Major General...!"
The two guards standing at the door called out to Meng Youcheng.
The man looked at them blankly. "Is he... still behaving himself?"
Just as the guard was about to speak, Fu Lian's voice suddenly came from inside, "Master, you can come in and see for yourself. You can't keep avoiding me, your little puppy, like this. It hurts my heart..."
The guard continued, "He... was quite well-behaved and didn't cause any trouble."
Meng Youcheng stepped forward, pushed open the door, and went inside.
When I opened the door and walked in, I didn't see a single person in the room; it was completely empty...
Meng Youcheng twitched his brow...
Just then, a figure suddenly darted out from behind the door, leaping up. Meng Youcheng didn't bother to look at the pose, but instead blurted out, "Stop..."
The other person's body indeed stopped uncontrollably.
Meng Youcheng turned his head and glanced at it...
He felt that the other person was in a posture as if they were about to hit him, probably with their fists clenched tightly and their expression filled with rage...
But you were wrong.
The other person opened their arms wide, their face beaming with joy; this gesture clearly indicated they were about to give Meng Youcheng a big hug…
Neuropathy.
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"hehe……"
The disbelief in Fu Lian's expression gradually became clear. "I...!"
Meng Youcheng roared, "Didn't you want to be my obedient dog? Didn't you hear your master's orders? Get the hell over here! And... weren't you good at barking like a dog? Why don't you bark when you see your master?! Who the hell gave you permission to speak?! Bark like a dog!"
Fu Lian could no longer suppress the anger on his face...
"Fuck your mother! Is your mother dead?!"
He strained with all his might and finally managed to take one step. "Are you fucking crazy?! Who the hell is your dog?! You're a fucking freak!"
Meng Youcheng calmly poured himself a cup of tea...
His tone immediately softened considerably, "I didn't tell you to be my dog, that was your own choice. I didn't tell you to lick my shoes, that was your idea. So, the one with the dirty and twisted mind is you..."
"Fuck you!!!"
He was just about to unleash a torrent of curses...
Meng Youcheng pondered for a moment, then said with interest, "Shut up."
Hey……!
It's stopped?!
Fu Lian's face turned bright red, down to his neck. He looked incredulous, yet his eyes blazed with barely suppressed anger...
He touched his throat in disbelief, then glared angrily at Meng Youcheng...
Meng Youcheng was overjoyed...
He thought the handcuffs could only control his physical movements, but he didn't expect they could also control him verbally...
This is much more interesting?
The man stepped forward...
The previous orders were eventually lifted as time passed. Fu Lian shifted his body, his face still flushed red. Before Meng Youcheng could react, he leaped up and raised his fist to punch him...
Meng Youcheng calmly reached out and grabbed his hand. "What? Are you trying to commit domestic violence?"
Fu Lian's expression immediately turned to disbelief, and another surge of anger filled his entire face...
"What are you trying to say?"
Meng Youcheng thought for a moment, then said in a cheeky tone, "What...should you tell your husband? Tell him you like me? Or...never mind, I'm too lazy to guess. Just say something to me..."
As soon as the spell was lifted, Fu Lian burst into a tirade of curses, "Go to hell! May your whole family die, you son of a bitch! I'm a straight man, don't you understand? With your face like that..."
"Shut up, you're so noisy."
Before Fu Lian could finish speaking, Meng Youcheng interrupted him.
The boy's words came to an abrupt end, and the world suddenly became quiet.
Hmm... this is interesting, isn't it?
Meng Youcheng immediately became interested...
"What did you just say? I really didn't hear you clearly. You just started cursing and cursing, I had no idea what you were trying to say. I think I heard... you compliment me on my looks, no way, no way..."
Meng Youcheng gripped his fist tightly, smiling as he continued, "I'll feel embarrassed if you praise me so unabashedly. Even though you like me, you know... you have to be careful with your praise. If others hear us, they'll laugh at us..."
The boy's face turned bright red...
"Speak up."
"I'll fuck your mother...!"
"Shut up."
Meng Youcheng smiled and said, "I'm only giving you one chance. Talk it out calmly. I don't want to hear any more profanity, understand?"
Fu Lian desperately suppressed the anger on his face and nodded...
"Okay, speak."
"Your whole family is dead! I'll fucking kill you all! May your whole family die!"
"Shut up."
Oh my god...
Meng Youcheng could hardly believe his ears. He never expected his mother to say so much in one breath!