allendalepharm Chapter 58 Fun Things About Renting a Room
Chapter 58 Fun Things About Renting a Room
chapter 58
Jiang Yuming immediately understood what he was saying.
"You...how can you be so perverted?!"
Meng Youcheng immediately laughed, "I've always been a pervert, didn't you know? Well, today is our first day meeting, and we'll be spending a month together, so you'd better watch out, I'm a pervert..."
"I wouldn't spend a month with a freak like you!"
The boy immediately became agitated, "How could a pervert like you be so filthy? You actually peeked at my nipples! We've only just met, and you're already spying on me, it's simply unbelievable..."
Meng Youcheng nodded. "It's absolutely disgusting, isn't that what you were going to say?"
"I……"
The boy was furious, but he couldn't utter a single word for a long time, probably because he hadn't thought of the right words.
The man laughed and said, "You told me to watch it, didn't you? Besides, I wasn't particularly interested in watching yours. If you hadn't told me to, I wouldn't have watched it."
"What do you mean I told you to look at this?"
"Didn't you say there were bugs?"
Meng Youcheng thought for a moment and then said, "Besides, why are you, a grown man, afraid of bugs?"
"Of course I'm not afraid...!"
The boy said somewhat excitedly, "How could I be afraid of a bug? I was just shocked because... it suddenly... crawled into my clothes, that's all, not scared..."
"Oh, is that so?"
Meng Youcheng nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.
"Heh..." The boy chuckled dismissively. "How could I possibly be afraid of a bug? Just like I said, I'm only nervous, I'm not afraid at all...!"
"You're just afraid."
Meng Youcheng originally didn't want to expose him, but this guy just kept putting on an act...
Can this be tolerated?
Of course not! Expose him and embarrass him!
"I...I'm not afraid!"
Jiang Yuming was somewhat agitated, "How could I possibly be afraid of a bug? I was just... just because it was too rushed, not because I was scared, how could I...!"
Meng Youcheng thought for a moment, "Didn't you just say you absolutely wouldn't go to the toilet? What's going on?"
The boy was stunned.
He tried to ease the awkwardness with a smile...
Jiang Yuming: "Hehe..."
Meng Youcheng: That's how it is...
Feeling bad, aren't you?
You arrogant young master, do you think I can't handle you?
The feeling of being slapped in the face is unpleasant, isn't it?
I told you not to call me "uncle" all the time, let's see if you still do it!
"Uncle, I..."
It wasn't you...?!
The boy bit his lower lip. "I came here to use the restroom because... because I... um...?"
Meng Youcheng: "Because of what?"
You brat, let's see how you explain this now!
Jiang Yuming immediately panicked, "Because, because..."
After a long time, he still couldn't come up with a reason.
Meng Youcheng sighed, "Never mind..."
"You don't need to explain to me. Just come back with me. Stop throwing a tantrum. I can't help it. If I had money, I definitely wouldn't be living in a place like this..."
We can't just leave him feeling awkward and stuck here, can we?
Let's give him a way out...
I'll maintain my "good guy" persona so that his "bad guy" persona will be more convincing.
You brat, see if you dare call me "uncle" again!
Jiang Yuming hesitated, "Do we really have to stay in a place like that?"
Meng Youcheng looked at him and thought for a moment, "Have you ever heard the saying, 'Great men don't sweat the small stuff'? If you really want to become a movie star, and you can't even endure this little bit of hardship, how will you succeed? How will you fulfill your dream?"
The boy stared at him, stunned.
The man patted his head. "Good lad, listen to your brother..."
Meng Youcheng hesitated for a moment, then corrected him, "Listen to your uncle, take it one step at a time, don't be afraid of hardship, and one day you will become a true movie star."
Jiang Yuming did not resist, but pondered for a while, then said, "Alright then..."
"But you told me to go up there, it wasn't my own choice. You...you've got it wrong."
Meng Youcheng smiled. "Well... I'm the one who asked you to go up, okay?"
……
When the two returned to their room, it was almost 5 p.m.
After leaving the company, I grabbed a quick bite, and now my stomach is growling loudly.
It was getting late, and Meng Youcheng just wanted to eat a bowl of instant noodles to make up for it...
but……
Jiang Yuming can't eat instant noodles...
If he eats instant noodles, gets pimples, and ruins his face, how can he possibly continue his career as a celebrity?!
My diet definitely needs to be regular, and what I eat definitely needs to be healthy. If I accidentally ruin my face, wouldn't that be the end of everything?!
Let's go cook...
Actually, this is good. It can highlight his "good person" persona while also showcasing Jiang Yuming's lazy and gluttonous "bad person" persona.
Thinking about it now, I realize how wicked I really am!
Meng Youcheng looked at him. "Are you hungry?"
The boy shook his head. "I'm not hungry..."
"Gurgle gurgle..."
Jiang Yuming's stomach rumbled...
The man couldn't help but laugh...
The slap in the face happened a little too fast...
But I like it!
The boy was immediately embarrassed and looked around, trying to ease the tension. "Uncle, why is this place so small? Won't it be too cramped for the two of us to sleep here?"
Changing the subject, you brat?
I won't do as you wish!
"What was that noise just now?"
The boy's face immediately turned red...
Meng Youcheng noticed it too, and found it strange; he hadn't expected him to blush...
hey-hey……
Jiang Yuming lowered his head and said awkwardly, "I...I don't know, I don't know what's making that noise, but...maybe it's something outside. Why don't you go out and take a look?"
"Outside?"
Meng Youcheng scratched his head. "Is it really outside? I feel like it's...something about you making that sound?"
"Ah, ha..."
The boy immediately laughed awkwardly, "This... how is this possible? How could it be me? I... I just..."
"Gurgle gurgle..."
His stomach rumbled again.
How should I put it? It's really disappointing.
Jiang Yuming swallowed his words before he could finish, adding weakly, "No...it wasn't me."
Meng Youcheng hesitated for a long time...
"Is it really not you?"
"Sigh... I thought it was your tummy ringing the dinner bell. I thought it was your stomach protesting because you haven't been eating..."
Meng Youcheng spoke tentatively, observing his expression with great interest.
Jiang Yuming kept his head down, and the more the man spoke, the redder his face became...
He bit his lower lip and still said, "No, it wasn't me."
Well... he's a stubborn one!
In the past, he would have been a skilled undercover agent; no matter how much you tortured him, he wouldn't have revealed any military secrets!
Meng Youcheng smiled...
I don't want to tease him anymore; I'm afraid if I keep teasing him, he might just die on the spot...
hey-hey……
The man stood up. "I'm going to cook. What would you like to eat? Although I probably can't cook, I'd like to hear your opinion. When you start earning money in the future, I'll take you to eat out..."
"I... am fine."
Meng Youcheng looked down at him, thought for a while, then squatted down again, looking at him face to face...
The boy looked up and bumped right into him...
Jiang Yuming was immediately at a loss for what to do. "What are you doing?"
Meng Youcheng reached out and touched his stomach. "Let me make sure, is it your stomach that's growling?"
The boy's face immediately turned red, and he tried to pry his hand away, but in his panic, he failed.
"I already said it wasn't me..."
Meng Youcheng smiled and said, "But it really is making noise. I could feel it; it's been 'gurgling' all along."
Jiang Yuming's face immediately turned bright red, the redness even spreading to his neck...
His Adam's apple bobbed slightly, and he stubbornly said, "You're mistaken, it's not making a sound!"
Meng Youcheng smiled and touched his face. "Okay, okay, I was wrong. I'll go cook."
He was very obedient and did not resist, perhaps because he was too shy to resist.
Overall, though, his personality is actually quite good. Although he's a bit arrogant, he's also quite cute.
However, he can't let the readers find out this. He has to continue his "bad guy" persona, otherwise his 30 yuan prize money will be wasted.
Besides... he didn't originally intend to tease him, but his shyness suddenly aroused Meng Youcheng's straight man's love for teasing other men.
……
The man came into the kitchen...
After some cleaning, it's much cleaner now...
He looked around and saw a few bell peppers, a sausage that hadn't expired, and rice—all thoughtful gifts from his landlord…
She said that Meng Youcheng was from out of town, and she felt sorry for him because he didn't have much money. So she prepared some food and brought it over, afraid that they wouldn't have anything to eat tonight.
She's a... thoughtful older sister.
Ugh……
Meng Youcheng rolled up his sleeves...
Cooking is a piece of cake for him.
Let's make it easy and relaxed, okay?
He first rinsed the rice with water, then put it in the rice cooker to cook. Next, he washed and chopped the chili peppers. He hesitated for a moment…
How to make stir-fried ham with chili peppers?
Okay... as long as there's food, that's fine!
Once everything was ready, he started cooking...
Turn on the gas, light the fire, and then start pouring in the oil, preparing to stir-fry...
"ah……!"
Just then, a sharp sound rang in his ears once again...
Jiang Yuming burst out of the room like a monkey, crying, "Uncle... Uncle... Uncle... Uncle!"
Meng Youcheng's brows furrowed tightly...
"Are you stuttering?"
"There's a spider in the room, and it's huge!"