allendalepharm Chapter 52 The arrogant vampire loli hunts for food in the middle of the night and is brought to tea
Chapter 52 The arrogant vampire loli hunts for food in the middle of the night and is brought to tea
The holographic radar screen emitted a soft beeping sound, breaking the tranquility of the night at an altitude of 10,000 meters.
The bat-like shadow nimbly vaulted over the top-level holographic railing, skimming along the bulletproof glass exterior wall.
After landing, the dark figure rolled on the ground, dissipating the force of the fall, and transformed into a petite human form.
She wore an elaborate dark red Gothic Lolita dress, with a few peach petals blown down by the night wind still clinging to the hem.
The girl slowly raised her head, and on her pale, paper-white face, two sharp little tiger teeth gleamed coldly in the moonlight.
Her name is Lilith, a pure-blooded vampire who has been sleeping for a hundred years beneath an ancient European castle.
This evening, she was forcibly awakened from her coffin by the overwhelming smell of blood and qi rising from Qingshui County.
The aroma was so tempting, it was like having tens of thousands of meals of top-quality Kobe beef placed in front of a foodie who hadn't eaten for a century.
Lilith swallowed a mouthful of rusty-tasting saliva and patted her shrunken belly.
She vowed that as long as she sneaked into this glowing hill and found a few blood packs to fill her stomach, she could regain the power of the Dark Queen who once dominated Europe.
Liu Rushuang stood in the shadows, her bronze short sword already drawn, its tip pointing steadily at the pretentious little girl.
She brought the walkie-talkie to her lips, preparing to call her boss for a decision.
Lin Xian's lazy voice came through the headset, filled with a deep sense of sleepiness.
"Let her in. I want to see what a thief climbing over the wall in the middle of the night can steal."
Lilith, relying on her vampire-like ability to stealth, crouched low and moved swiftly through the shadows of the corridor.
She sniffed her small nose and followed a strange fragrance all the way to the holographic smart kitchen in the backyard of the manor.
The kitchen is as spacious as a football field, and various dazzling household robots are quietly waiting in their hibernation pods.
Lilith's eyes lit up as she smelled a special refrigerator in the corner, emitting a rich aroma that sent shivers down her spine.
This level of blood and qi concentration is absolutely equivalent to a pope-level blood pack that has been dormant for thousands of years!
She quietly opened the glass door of the refrigerator without even triggering any infrared alarms.
Instead of the blood bags she had imagined, the cabinet contained a neat row of purplish-red spheres.
This is a mutated purple-skinned garlic that Xia Anran just dug up during the day from the place with the richest spiritual energy in the back mountain.
This mutated garlic is not only as big as a fist, but its skin also has a purplish-red color similar to coagulated blood.
Lilith had never seen any mutated crops from the East before; she assumed it was some kind of special vampire gel food.
She eagerly grabbed the largest purple garlic clove, opened her little mouth, revealing her sharp little fangs, and took a big bite.
The crisp juice burst instantly in her mouth.
The look of ecstasy on Lilith's face didn't even have time to fully bloom before it froze completely on her face.
An indescribable, terrifyingly spicy taste, like hundreds of high-explosive grenades detonating simultaneously on her taste buds.
The potent antibodies and exorcising substances contained in the mutated garlic are as lethal to vampires, shadowy creatures, as if they had drunk a mouthful of concentrated sulfuric acid.
Lilith's fair face instantly turned a deep purplish-red, and two streams of blood gushed uncontrollably from her nose.
"Awooo—"
A piercing scream pierced through the kitchen's soundproofing and echoed for a long time in the silent manor.
Lilith threw away the garlic in her hand, clutched her throat, and rolled around frantically on the gleaming kitchen floor.
The burning pain spread down her esophagus to her stomach, tormenting her seemingly invulnerable vampire body to the point of near death.
Her proud dignity as the Queen of the Night shattered, and tears streamed down her face, turning her smoky makeup into two black mudslides.
The top female assassin Yan Guhong, who was sleeping in the storage room next to him, was awakened by the scream.
She maintained the alertness of an assassin year-round, and without even bothering to put on her shoes, she leaped barefoot out of the room.
Yan Guhong casually picked up a heavy iron spatula used for stir-frying large pots of vegetables from the cutting board, his eyes cold and sharp as knives.
She looked at the unidentified creature rolling around on the ground and assumed it was some reckless colleague who had come to poison the kitchen.
Yan Guhong rushed forward in one stride, the spatula in his hand whistling through the air, and struck Lilith precisely on the back of the head.
The force was just right; with a muffled "thud," Lilith rolled her eyes and lay sprawled on the ground, convulsing.
Yan Guhong stepped on the vampire loli's back, pressing the spatula firmly against her slender neck.
"Sneaking in to steal food in the middle of the night, even taking the garlic that Butler Xia just planted! Are you some kind of starving ghost who never had a proper meal in your past life?"
Lilith was so burned by the garlic that she couldn't even utter a complete sentence. She was foaming at the mouth and desperately pounding the floor, begging for mercy.
The commotion in the kitchen quickly woke everyone in the manor.
Lin Xian, wearing an ice silk bathrobe, yawned as he walked to the kitchen door, holding a glass of warm water to quench his thirst.
Xia Anran, wearing a bunny pajama, hid behind Lin Xian, peeking out at the bitten purple garlic clove on the ground, and stomped her feet in distress.
"This was the main ingredient I was saving to make garlic ribs for Xian-ge tomorrow morning, how did she manage to eat it all!"
Zhong Xiaoai and Tang Wu, two female mad scientists, rushed in with all sorts of instruments.
Tang Wu used tweezers to pick up a few drops of blood from Lilith's nose that had fallen to the ground and examined them frantically under a portable microscope.
"The telomerase in this blood sample is in a dormant state, meaning this girl's bone age is at least over one hundred years old!"
Zhong Xiaoai pushed up her gold-rimmed glasses and frantically took notes in her notebook.
"A century-old vampire went into shock from the spiciness of mutated garlic—a major medical breakthrough in humanity's fight against shadow creatures!"
It took Lilith a long time to recover from the biochemical attack of the garlic and barely regain a sliver of her sanity.
She looked up at the strange humans surrounding her, staring at her like she was a giant panda, and her fear was amplified infinitely.
To think that a member of the vampire clan could be pinned to the ground and taught a lesson by a spatula, this place was a hundred times worse than hell.
Lin Xian pulled up a chair and sat down, looking down at the gothic lolita girl whose face was covered in tears.
"They climbed over the wall in the middle of the night, stole food, and even made a mess of my floor."
"Are you planning to jump off a 10,000-meter-high cliff yourself, or should I have the butler tie you to a telephone pole and leave you to bake in the sun for three days?"
When Lilith heard the words "sunbathing," she shuddered and shook her head repeatedly, even retracting her two little tiger teeth.
"Don't show off my wealth! I'll lose money! I've hidden tons of gold coins and oil paintings in a European castle!"
Lin Xian sneered. He had so much money in his system account that he could buy the whole of Europe. He wouldn't even look at her piece of junk.
Mu Qingxue walked over in high heels and skillfully pulled up a contract of servitude on her tablet.
"Since I have no money, I'll just have to work myself to pay for it."
"There are many flowers and plants in the manor at night, which often attract mosquitoes and rats. You, a winged creature, are just right for the night shift."
Lilith's eyes widened, tears welling up in her eyes. She tried to fight back, but Yan Guhong's spatula made her head buzz.
She trembled as she extended her finger and pressed her bloody handprint onto the holographic tablet.
The once-mighty Queen of the Night in Europe became, in a rather haphazard way, a night-shift cleaner in the Kingdom of Qingshui, dedicated to catching insects.
Zhou Bapi and a few security guards were peeking around at the door. When they saw this scene, their hands were sweating as they gripped their stun guns.
"Master Lin's method of recruiting soldiers is truly ingenious. He even captured foreign vampires to work as laborers. From now on, we won't even have to spend money on mosquito coils at night."
The two big stars, Chu Yiyi and Shen Youran, covered their mouths and chuckled, thinking that the little girl was quite cute.
They were even planning to buy her a few nice maid outfits tomorrow to satisfy their perverse pleasure in dress-up games.
Liu Rushuang leaned against the door frame with her arms crossed, having no liking for this kind of Western evil spirit, and coldly reminded her that she had better behave herself.
Ye Xiu walked in carrying his keyboard, looking at the vampire in the gothic dress with surprise in his eyes.
"Boss, can this creature be integrated into our quantum defense system and used as a night patrol radar?"
Lin Xian waved his hand. This stupid vampire who can't even distinguish garlic probably gets himself confused even when turning on a computer.
After everyone had enjoyed the spectacle, they dispersed, and the kitchen quickly returned to quiet.
Lin Xian finished drinking the water in his cup, clapped his hands, stood up, and prepared to go back to catch up on his long nap.
Lilith got up from the ground, rubbing the back of her head where she had been hit by the spatula, wiping away her tears as she followed Lin Xian around complaining.
"Boss, your estate is tens of thousands of acres big. My little wings are too slow to catch all those mosquitoes and bugs in one night."
She pouted, her voice still carrying the pungent smell of garlic, which made Lin Xian's eyebrows twitch.
Lin Xian was annoyed by her noise, so he stopped and casually grabbed a white napkin from the table next to him.