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Jackie Chan is clearly addicted to telling evil stories.
"Do you know what Kennedy's head, Abe's chest, and Jesus' hand equal?"
Zhou blinked.
"Equals what?"
Evil Jackie Chan lowered his voice and mysteriously revealed the answer.
"SpongeBob!"
"Pfft... Ahahahahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter again, even Tru couldn't help but grin.
Lin Ci, standing to the side, couldn't help but twitch his lips.
This evil Jackie Chan, his jokes are just too hellish.
He cleared his throat and waved his hand.
"I have a good one too!"
All eyes immediately turned to him.
Evil Jackie Chan raised an eyebrow.
"What is it?"
Lin Ci wore a strange smile on his face.
Do you know why Louis XVI liked highways?
Evil Jackie Chan pressed for an answer.
"why?"
Lin Ci slowly uttered the answer.
"Because you can't turn around there!"
The office was silent for a second.
Then, an even louder burst of laughter erupted.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Lin Ci gestured for everyone to be quiet.
"Alright, alright, stop joking about Louis XVI."
Ah Fen asked while laughing.
"What's wrong, Brother Lin? We find it very interesting."
Lin Ci's gaze swept over everyone, and his smile became meaningful.
"Even jokes have an end."
"Hahahahahaha!!"
They were laughing so hard they were rolling around on the ground, clutching their stomachs.
Valon's lips twitched.
He felt that Lin Ci was even more "evil" than Evil Jackie Chan.
Chapter 6 I'm back to life!
Ah Fen was laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground, tears streaming down his face.
He noticed Valon approaching and quickly nudged Zhou, who was still grinning foolishly, with his elbow.
"Hey, stop laughing, the boss is here."
Valmont completely ignored these clowns and walked straight up to Evil Dragon, looking down at him and scrutinizing him.
“Jackie Chan, perhaps you could go to District 13 and bring me all the talismans.”
Evil Jackie Chan leaned back in his chair, crossed his legs, and wore a wicked smile on his face.
"What's the benefit?"
Valon's voice carried a hint of seduction.
"I can make you a millionaire."
Jackie Chan was silent for a few seconds, then the smile on his face grew wider and wider.
"sounds good."
They freed Evil Dragon from his restraints.
Valon stared at his departing figure, his eyes in the shadows unfathomable.
He suddenly spoke.
"You stay with him, just in case he tries anything funny."
Lin Ci smiled gently and bowed slightly.
"Of course, otherwise I wouldn't feel at ease."
Of course he was worried.
He had to ensure that every aspect of the play followed the original plot precisely.
Shan Chenglong was rescued from Lasu and his gang by Xiaoyu's scheme.
My partner has been kidnapped by the Mafia!
Shan Chenglong's tone was full of anxiety and worry.
Xiaoyu made a quick decision and clenched her little fist.
"Let's go ask Sheriff Black for help! He'll definitely have a solution!"
She left Shan Chenglong outside District 13 and rushed in alone.
In the shadows across the street, Lin Ci watched this scene quietly, like a detached spectator.
He saw Xiaoyu's figure disappear behind the gate.
Evil Jackie Chan walked out of District 13 with a leisurely air, carrying a black briefcase.
"Oh my god, brother, you're okay! That's so good!"
Shan Chenglong immediately rushed over and opened his arms to give him a hug.
Jackie Chan pushed him away with a look of disgust.
"Take your hands away."
Shan Chenglong immediately withdrew his hand as if he had been electrocuted.
Just then, Lin Ci emerged from the shadows.
When Shan Chenglong saw him, his face turned deathly pale.
"My God! It's that wizard from the Black Hand Gang!"
Lin Ci paused for a moment, raising an eyebrow slightly.
Shan Chenglong's voice trembled slightly.
"My father said you are a wizard from ancient China."
Lin Ci remembered that it was probably the Feng Hou Qi Men from last time, which her father interpreted as some kind of mysterious Eastern witchcraft.
However, within this worldview, this statement is not entirely wrong.
He stopped thinking about it and gestured with his chin towards Evil Jackie Chan.
"Let's go, brother."
Evil Jackie Chan was about to lift his foot to follow.
Shan Chenglong immediately spread his arms to stop him.
"What! You're going to go with this bad guy! No way, brother!"
Jackie Chan frowned impatiently.
"Get out of my way! Don't stop me from becoming a millionaire."
Just as they were at an impasse, Xiaoyu walked out of District 13, her face full of frustration after her defeat.
Then, she saw two Uncle Longs.
When Shan Chenglong saw his savior, he immediately shouted to Xiaoyu.
"Xiaoyu, my brother needs to take the talisman to the Black Hand Gang!"
Upon hearing this, Xiaoyu disregarded her frustration and immediately rushed over to block E Chenglong's path.
"Stop, Uncle Long! You can't do that! If the Black Hand Gang gets their hands on the talisman, something terrible will happen!"
Evil Jackie Chan gave a disdainful sneer.
"What's going on?"
Lin Ci interjected, his voice calm yet carrying an undeniable air.
"Alright Jackie Chan, I'll handle this little girl. You hold off your brothers."
E Chenglong nodded and handed the box of talismans in his hand to Lin Ci without hesitation.
Shan Chenglong's eyes widened in surprise.
"We can't do this! She's our niece!"
Evil Chenglong got into position, his eyes gleaming with a fighting spirit.
"You should worry about yourself first."
No sooner had he finished speaking than the two identical Jackie Chans began to wrestle together.