Chapter 213 Qualification Certificate Examination - Written Test Over! Do you want a double-flavor m
Chapter 213 Qualification Certificate Examination - Written Test Over! Do you want a double-flavor m
Chapter 213 Qualification Certificate Examination - Written Test Over! Do you want a double-flavor milk tea or a cheese and grape topping?
This is too much! My eyes can't keep up with the streamer's pace.
[One question per second?! I'd call him the Exam God of Flight!]
[Pass this on: the streamer is a quick-draw man! A fast shooter!]
The live chat was quick to respond to Ye Yinchuan's lightning-fast problem-solving, and some viewers even started teasing him.
[Multiple Choice Question: If brown feathers are visible on Pidgey's wings, what move is it most likely to have mastered?]
A. Impact
【B. Digging Sand】
【C. Wind picks up】
【D. Wing Attack】
Ye Yinchuan directly chose B.
Although it's a feature that appears on the wings, many people who see "sand-grabbing" will think of a feature that appears on the feet...
But actually, once you understand that Bobo's habit is to stir up sand with its wings, you can understand it!
[Multiple Choice Question: Which of the following methods is incorrect for determining the sex of a baby rattata?]
A. The female has shorter whiskers.
[B. The larger one is female]
[C. Judging from the morphology of the genitals]
[D. The ones with darker fur are females]
"First, choose the wrong answer, not the right one. You must read the question carefully... Although option three is longer than the other options, it is undoubtedly correct..."
"Choose D! Because there's no difference in color between male and female Rattatas, everything else is correct! Although B has individual variations and isn't very rigorous... there's no doubt that D is absolutely wrong!"
When Ye Yinchuan was doing practice problems, he often lamented that these problems were full of traps.
Ordinary people are prone to making mistakes when faced with limited time and pressure...
But Ye Yinchuan can only be described as both fast and accurate!
Even if he couldn't get a perfect score, he was close to it; Ye Yinchuan was that confident.
The only possible reason he couldn't get full marks is that the questions weren't rigorous enough, or the question setter's understanding was wrong!
[Multiple Choice Question: Which of the following is NOT a method for determining the quality of an individual pom-pom?]
[A. By observing the length and thickness of the antennae]
[B. Observe the growth and sharpness of the teeth]
[C. Observe the clarity of the internal structures of the compound eye]
[D. Observe the length and fullness of the tail]
"Easy question, choose D!"
Although some questions are full of traps, these kinds of questions are just free points.
Because the fluffy ball doesn't have a tail at all!
"I never imagined that one day taking exams and doing practice questions could feel so exhilarating. No wonder those top students love studying and taking exams so much..."
Ye Yinchuan said he felt good.
This problem-solving process, which is almost unobstructed and guarantees accuracy, is truly delightful!
After the multiple-choice questions, there are also multiple-answer questions.
[Multiple Choice Question: Which of the following are methods for assessing Psyduck's psychic potential?]
① Observe whether their eyes look dull or lifeless.
② Observe whether the patient has a headache.
[③ Observe whether they often space out]
[④ Observe whether it responds to your calls]
Looking at the four options in front of him, Ye Yinchuan raised an eyebrow and quickly selected them all!
These are all criteria for judging whether Psyduck is dull-witted, and the more dull-witted a Psyduck is, the more potential it has to be a Psychic-type Pokémon... This is already the latest research result in the Pokémon academic community!
[Multiple Choice Question: Which of the following are incorrect methods for assessing wrist strength?]
[① Try to provoke it and see how it behaves when it gets angry]
[② Beat it to see its resistance to blows and its tolerance to pain.]
【③ Observe the muscle dimensions according to its grade】
[④ Tap the three crown-like structures on its head and listen to the texture of the echo.]
Looking at the options before him, Ye Yinchuan paused briefly before selecting one or two.
The most taboo identification method in textbooks for Fighting-type Pokémon is to provoke them.
Furthermore, beating up Pokémon violates the Pokémon Protection Act and is not permitted.
While there may be some unconventional appraisers or extremely special cases where these appraisal methods are needed, they are inappropriate in most situations.
As for options three and four...
The size of the muscles in the wrist can, to some extent, indicate the strength of the wrist.
The three crown-like structures on its head can be used to test the strength of its bones...
Basically, by combining the two, one can determine the quality of a wrist's strength, that is, the level of its individual value.
However, low individual wrist strength often results in muscle atrophy, a dull echo when the coronal phalanx is struck, and a hollow texture can be heard.
These are all facts found in textbooks, so this question isn't particularly difficult.
After all, the elementary exam is neither too difficult nor too easy. It has a threshold that can stop those who can't remember the knowledge points or have poor comprehension and adaptability. That's all there is to it.
[Multiple Choice Question: Which of the following methods for determining the individual values of Eevee are correct?]
① The fluffier the hair, the higher the individual value.
[②The brighter the eyes, the higher the individual value]
③ The fuller the foot, the higher the individual value.
④ The thicker and longer the tongue, the higher the individual value.
Looking at the last body, Ye Yinchuan eliminated the last option and selected all the others.
These are all patterns derived from experience.
However, Ye Yinchuan had his own understanding.
First, Eevee's Dynamax form features exceptionally fluffy fur around its neck, demonstrating that Eevee's strength is reflected in its fur.
Secondly, Eevee has Fairy and Psychic type genes and potential. The brighter its eyes, the cuter it is, and the better its mental state.
Thirdly, Eevee's movement habits are primarily based on running on all fours. Eevee with higher individual values often have better athletic performance, and therefore their feet are also thicker.
As for the tongue... research in this world shows that Eevee's individual values have little to do with its tongue, a view Ye Yinchuan agrees with, and he doesn't have much insight.
"it's over!"
After finishing the last multiple-choice question, Ye Yinchuan stretched and looked around at the other candidates, all of whom were staring intently at the questions and working hard to answer them.
Ye Yinchuan felt a little superior and accomplished.
He finally understood just how awesome it was for those students who could finish exams much faster than others and leave early to play...
If you get top marks on the exam, that would be even better!
"The candidate in number 403, please stop looking around, pay attention to your time management, and answer the questions as quickly as possible!"
The proctor noticed Ye Yinchuan and spoke up to remind him.
At the same time, she raised an eyebrow, looked at the comments, and realized that the person she had called out seemed to be a little unusual.
The proctors can directly see what's happening in the official live stream, including the comments in the chat.
This design is intended to allow netizens to monitor test takers and remind invigilators, which is much more efficient than invigilators monitoring the test themselves and eliminates any opportunity for cheating.
At this moment, many comments were discussing this candidate number 403.
[Hahaha! Teacher, get student number 403 out of here!]
[Proctor, you don't need to remind him about time management anymore, because he just finished!]
[Teacher, I'm reporting him for cheating! He's doing the problems way too fast! Quickly check if he has an old man with him!]
At this moment, the proctor also discovered that candidate number 403 was actually a streamer with nearly 300,000 followers. If this number of followers wasn't faked, then the streamer was considered quite large.
She couldn't help but treat it with caution.
The design of this live exam broadcast is not only to monitor the candidates, but also to monitor the invigilators.
In the past, proctors could sneak in a nap while monitoring the exam, but try it now? Will sharp-eyed netizens let you off the hook?
The proctor came to Ye Yinchuan's side.
Seeing this, Ye Yinchuan also looked at the proctor, and before the other party could speak, he spoke first:
"Hello, I've finished all the questions. Can I hand in my paper early?"
The proctor was taken aback. "Are you serious? The exam has only been going on for about seven or eight minutes, and you've already finished?"
This is about the speed you'd get if you just randomly picked something with your eyes closed.
Even though the primary qualification exam is the easiest one, this is ridiculous!
Do you think this is an elementary school math problem?
In short, the proctor looked completely bewildered and confused.
The current situation is beyond her comprehension and invigilation experience.
"Are you sure you've finished? You can check it again to see if you've made any mistakes. Once you hand it in, there's no going back."
The proctor considered one possibility: that the streamer was there to create a show, deliberately trying to stand out in the exam room to attract attention and traffic.
She had heard of such things before, but she never thought it would happen to her. She told herself to handle it calmly.
If she loses her composure as a staff member of the exam organizer, it will damage the organizer's image and allow malicious people to succeed.
"I've checked it, and I'd like to hand in my paper."
Ye Yinchuan's tone was calm and firm, and there was no provocation or arrogance in his eyes.
He just wanted to finish his exam as soon as possible and leave, even if he had to wait for the next interview, it was better than sitting in the exam room in a daze.
While waiting for his interview outside, he can interact with the viewers in the live stream and spend time with Bai Zhi and the little muffin.
That's better than just staying here stupidly.
"Okay, then click this to confirm and submit your paper... Huh?"
The proctor intended to guide Ye Yinchuan to hand in his paper, but found that because it was not yet time, the options for handing in the paper had not yet been displayed!
This made her feel somewhat embarrassed again:
"You have to submit your paper at least 15 minutes after the exam starts, otherwise the system won't have this option and you won't be able to submit it... Please wait a little longer."
Seeing this, Ye Yinchuan nodded.
He wouldn't be so impatient as to not be able to wait even a few minutes; if he's making a fuss about this, then it's a bit unreasonable.
[666, it's not time to hand in the paper yet, that's awesome!]
[The streamer is really fast! It's going to be tough on his wife from now on!]
[Even the proctors were stunned, haha, they probably had never encountered anything like this before!]
When the time was up, Ye Yinchuan handed in his paper and left the examination room with a flourish, amidst the surprised and envious gazes of the other candidates.
The written portion of the primary qualification examination is now complete!
When Ye Yinchuan walked out of the examination hall, although he knew he was using a sledgehammer to crack a nut, he couldn't help but walk with an air of arrogance, as if the background music from the movie "God of Gamblers" was playing in his head...
"Xiaochuan, you're amazing!"
"Click!"
Munchlax and Baizhi waited expectantly in their designated spot.
I'm currently reading the error-free version! This is the first time I've published this novel.
"Ha, thank you."
Ye Yinchuan responded to Bai Zhi's praise with a hint of enjoyment.
Once a person has satisfied their most basic needs for food and clothing, they will seek spiritual fulfillment, hoping for self-actualization and recognition from others.
Although there are many ways to achieve self-realization, Ye Yinchuan is ultimately a person, not a saint, so he naturally feels satisfied when he gains the approval of a girl he likes.
In other words, even if you're good at gaming and your buddies praise you for being awesome, or you have a goddess who admires you, and countless strangers and netizens who approve of you, which one would you choose?
Ye Yinchuan clenched his fist and said, "If I had a choice... of course I would want them all!"
Ye Yinchuan also enjoyed the little Snorlax's happiness and admiration, and immediately patted its head.
As Bai Zhi watched Ye Yinchuan walk towards her, her heart raced. Seeing Ye Yinchuan patting the little Munchlax's head, a thought suddenly popped into Bai Zhi's mind:
"Can I have a pat on the head too?"
Her face flushed red; she could only keep such thoughts to herself!
"Family, I'm home!"
Ye Yinchuan smiled at Bai Zhi, took the phone, and returned to live streaming mode.
When they handed over the phone, their fingers touched, and Ye Yinchuan understood without saying a word.
He's a rather traditional person, like he has a set of standards in his heart. To put it bluntly, the timing wasn't right yet. He's not a frivolous person.
Coincidentally, despite Bai Zhi's sometimes carefree attitude, she is actually quite perceptive and instinctively observes Ye Yinchuan's behavior.
If the man were too frivolous or had too much ulterior motive, she would give in instantly. She quite likes the current friendly atmosphere, which feels fresh and new, like friends with a hint of attraction.
Don't call me family; I don't have any family members who are that good at exams!
[Host, you're doing the questions so fast! Even if I had the answers, I couldn't have solved them as quickly as you!]
[This is the first time I've seen such decisiveness in someone taking an exam!]
"Ha ha!"
Seeing the comments about him in the live chat, Ye Yinchuan laughed heartily.
He's about to get his appraiser's certificate, so naturally he's happy.
Anyone who's taken a certification exam knows that even if you haven't taken one, you've at least passed a driving test, right? If all else fails, you can study in your senior year of high school, take the exam, and find out you did well…
The sense of accomplishment and satisfaction is largely the same.
One word: awesome! Exams are awesome!
Unlike those who finish an exam only to find they can't answer many questions, or who run out of time and end up rushing through the questions, or even not finishing them...
It's a completely different feeling, one is heaven, the other is hell!
"Over here, over here!"
Bai Zhi waved to the distance, and then a delivery rider came over with two cups of milk tea.
"When did you order this? Milk tea?"
Looking at the two cups of milk tea, Ye Yinchuan wondered to himself, "Could one of them be for me?"
But Bai Zhi didn't say anything, and he didn't want to reveal it, in case it was meant for Munchlax.
This subtle feeling is like when your roommates are dividing up stuff in your dorm room; you're clearly looking forward to it, waiting, but you have to pretend you don't know anything...
"Would you prefer the double-flavor boba milk drink, or this grape and cheese topping?"
Seeing Bai Zhi carrying two cups of milk tea, her face beaming with a bright smile, Ye Yinchuan's mood was even better.
"Are you buying me a drink?"
"Hey, you're going to treat me to dinner, so it's not too much for me to treat you to a milk tea, right? Just so you know, it's buy one get one free, don't be mad! You drink the one you buy, and I'll drink the free one!"
"Why would you be angry?"
Ye Yinchuan was also amused by Bai Zhi.
Some girls are extremely stingy in relationships, or even constantly demand things from others.
It's truly rare to find someone like Bai Zhi who can genuinely treat others like friends, understanding the importance of reciprocity and giving.
So what if it's buy one get one free? It just shows she's thrifty!
[You two are chatting and laughing so happily, have you considered how we single people in the live stream feel?]
"Come closer, yes, bring me my mortar, I'm going to blast you both to death!"
[Not a buddy? I'm devastated! The girl I've been pursuing lately, I always pay for meals and outings, and she doesn't even reply to my messages promptly! Where did you find such an amazing girlfriend?]
[Upstairs, it's just a cup of milk tea, and it's buy one get one free, is it really that big of a deal? But this milk tea is really pretty, so white...]
In response, Ye Yinchuan could only say that without comparison, there is no harm done.
Because there are so many scoundrels in the dating market, anything even slightly normal seems precious, regardless of gender!
"You choose first, I'm fine with either."
Ye Yinchuan decided to be a gentleman, but what he really wanted to say was, "Can I drink both?"
But it just feels too ambiguous.
"Then I'll have the cheese taro balls and grapes!"
Angelica dahurica doesn't mince words either.
Ye Yinchuan took the milk tea and drank it, and was amazed by the first sip.
The milk tea is rich in milk flavor with a slightly salty taste, which prevents the sweetness from being cloying. It also contains brown sugar pearls as a topping, and you can even enjoy the chewy pudding inside...
One bite activates your taste buds, and the flavor is incredibly rich!
"Wow, this tastes delicious!"
Ye Yinchuan was already in a good mood, and drinking such delicious milk tea made him feel extremely comfortable.
He briefly described the taste.
It's a shame not to be a mukbang streamer!
Don't tempt me! I'm still at work, and I'm on a diet, so I don't drink milk tea!
"Mmm! Mine tastes so good too! Can we swap? I'd like to try two flavors..."
Bai Zhi spoke in a softer voice.
I couldn't help myself and blurted out what was on my mind...
What should I do? Will he think I'm greedy, or that I have no boundaries?
After all, wouldn't that be indirectly exchanging saliva?
"sure."
Ye Yinchuan's heart skipped a beat. "This milk tea is so delicious, I want to try yours too."
The two switched straws, using their own in perfect unison; at least that way, it would look a little less ambiguous...
[Is it really necessary to act with your family? I think you two are about to kiss!]
[This assistant must be quite young, right? She looks like a female college student. I'm so envious of the streamer!]
No, no, no... I envy both of them. By the way, I'm a girl...
I object!
[Upstairs, they're a perfect match, when did it become your place, a monster, to object?]
[I hate it! Why does the streamer get all the money? The pretty girls are also the streamer's, he gets all the good stuff!]
It's clear that the comments section is filled with resentment.
Ye Yinchuan, on the other hand, enjoyed the interaction and the taste of the succulent cheese grape.
[Host, can you describe how it tastes?]
There are still genuine food vloggers in the live stream!
"Hmm... the taste is absolutely amazing. The grape flavor is so rich, incredibly refreshing and sweet. Because it's a little tart, it's not cloying at all. The salty and milky flavors of the cheese foam go perfectly with the other aromas, without any sense of disharmony. It explodes in your mouth... Oh, and there's also the succulent and grape pulp, it feels like swimming in a vineyard!"
Ye Yinchuan described the process while chewing.
"My goodness! You're such a good describer! I just think it tastes good, but I can't quite put my finger on it! Now that you've described it, I want to drink it again..."
Which brand? I'll think about dieting tomorrow...
Damn it, the goji berry tea I brewed in my thermos suddenly doesn't smell good anymore!
By the way, although the milk tea was delicious.
However, Ye Yinchuan and Bai Zhi were both thinking of Munchlax, so they tacitly left some for Munchlax to finish its mukbang.
After finishing his mukbang, Ye Yinchuan checked the time; he estimated he still had an hour until his interview.
"Alright, everyone, how about we have a video assessment while we wait for the exams?"
Wow, streamer, you're really dedicated!
[No wonder you're a treasure-hunting streamer, even your name is Kirby Treasure Hunting! You haven't forgotten your roots!]
[Sure, the gift has been sent. I love watching Pokémon appraisals!]
Amidst the barrage of comments, Ye Yinchuan was also searching for a suitable person to connect with.
Because there may only be one chance to connect, this spot is quite precious, so choose carefully!
Soon, a comment caught Ye Yinchuan's attention.
@EeveeEevee:
[Host, my Eevee has evolved into a really strange form... Can you help me figure out what happened? I've never seen this evolution before. I tried searching online, but I don't know what keywords to use, so I'm turning to you for help...]
Seeing this comment, Ye Yinchuan's expression changed, and he already had some ideas in mind.
Could it be that... someone has finally evolved a form other than Eevee's three regular evolutions, besides Water, Fire, and Electric?
This made Ye Yinchuan somewhat expectant. What kind of Eevee evolution form would it be?
(End of this chapter)
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