allendalepharm Chapter 280 Recalling the Past, Tears Never Dry
Chapter 280 Recalling the Past, Tears Never Dry
Chapter 280 Recalling the Past, Tears Never Dry
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline brings together ninjas here—
Previous topics, such as "Is having Naruto as a friend considered unlucky?", "For whom did Obito Uchiha use Infinite Tsukuyomi?", "What is the relationship between Madara and Hashirama?", and "What kind of person was Danzo?", are all topics closely related to ninjas.
But then suddenly someone popped up asking, "Who is the strongest songstress in the ninja world?" This left them completely baffled.
I thought it would be like before, with several options, and the ninja who was chosen to answer the question could just randomly pick one of the celebrities.
But who would have thought—
["No answer is required for this question; the reward will be directly awarded to the selected strongest songstress."]
No answer needed?!
The reward will be given directly to the strongest songstress?!
Tobirama Senju frowned slightly, keenly noticing the problem:
"There are two possibilities—"
"The first possibility is that the subsequent issues will not be limited to ninjas."
"The second possibility is that the singer mentioned in the bullet screen is also a ninja."
Another silver-haired male ninja beside Tobirama Senju suggested, "But this is a topic for discussion that requires the knowledge of all gods. If there's only one songstress in the ninja world, she obviously can't serve as a topic to sustain an hour-long discussion, can she?"
Furthermore, the addition of "the strongest" clearly indicates a comparison is being made.
This silver-haired male ninja, Kakashi Hatake, is similar in height and build to the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, and both have short hair.
The two of them standing side by side actually looked more like brothers than the first and second generations standing together.
Naruto jumped next to Tobirama Senju and Kakashi and asked, "Second Hokage, isn't 'songstress' a term used only for women?"
Before Tobirama Senju could answer, he continued, "If we're not limited to women, I have quite a few candidates in mind." For example, Uncle Bee from Kumogakure, who raps as he speaks.
A serious person like Tobirama Senju immediately refuted Naruto's guess: "Unless it's another gender-swapped doujinshi from all-knowing gods, then 'songstress' should just be a term used to describe a woman, you idiot!"
Kakashi actually wanted to say that, based on previous experience, the so-called "songstresses" might not actually all be men.
But—never mind—
He didn't want to be called an idiot by the Second Hokage.
Hashirama sat on the ground, laughing heartily with ease.
"Anyway, we don't have to choose a question, so there won't be any punishment. Let's just treat it as enjoying the princesses' (Hime's) songs and dances, right, Madara!"
Madara Uchiha, who had been idly fishing on the island, glanced coldly at Hashirama. "Why did you call me? I have no interest in that kind of thing."
"Wait?" Hashirama was greatly disappointed: "I thought you really enjoyed dancing. After all, the gods call you the 'King of Konoha Dance'."
"!!" Madara exclaimed angrily, "Don't imitate the language used in live-action commentary! And especially don't adopt that kind of habit!"
Naruto Uzumaki, nicknamed "Golden Hairy Kid," blinked and recalled, "I think someone even said you were the lead dancer of Konoha's square dance." He turned to Tobirama Senju and asked, "Second Hokage, what's square dancing?"
He's so good at making friends that, by becoming the boss of Itama, Watama, Togakushi, Myoko, and Kuroka, he's successfully gotten to know the four big shots in the creation team very well.
It's as if I'm on equal footing with you. Your younger brothers call me "elder brother," and I'll still call you "uncle," your granddaughters "grandmother," and your apprentices "grandfather."
"I don't know, don't worry about such useless things," Tobirama Senju said silently.
Naruto nodded noncommittally, while Madara Uchiha, who was fishing not far away, angrily snapped his fishing rod.
Just as he was about to lose his temper, Izuna stopped his brother, telling him not to get serious with a child.
But after Madara was resurrected, he was able to use the Rinnegan. Limbo: Border Jail created a clone that no one else could see and went to poke Naruto's forehead repeatedly, to teach him a lesson for his lack of respect!
Sasuke hadn't obtained the Rinnegan yet, but despite being blind, he guessed Madara's actions and immediately felt a sense of unease, as if something of his had been stolen. He was about to confront Madara—
The topic of bullet screen walls has begun.
[The time limit for this session is 3 hours.]
[Timer Starts]
【02:59:59】
The first comments scrolling past were all about the previous topic.
A large number of gods poured in, coming to inquire about what happened to the "Limited Tsukuyomi World".
The ninjas had no intention of using this privilege to change their fate again, so they ignored the gods' concern.
Three hours?!
"Weren't all the previous issues only temporary?!"
"Does this mean that future agenda items will take longer?"
The ninjas in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline shouted at the barrage of comments, waiting for the little divine tree inside to give them an answer.
In other timelines, the ninjas breathed a sigh of relief when they heard that they didn't need to answer the question this time.
"But three hours of social death—"
"Are you sure no one will die?"
"Anyway, it has nothing to do with us. Basically, it's those few adults who will suffer a round of attacks."
"Haha, that's true."
"The only ones who will be killed by the company are the Hokage of each generation, the ninjas of Naruto's generation, and the few men like Madara Uchiha and Obito Uchiha who will start the Fourth Shinobi World War in the future."
"Well, what can we do? Our screen time isn't that much. Speaking of which, the Uchiha are quite pitiful. Even though some of them are just 'NPCs' like us, they still get just as much attention and embarrassment as the Hokage, hahaha."
"Haha, yeah, I really suspect that those bullet comments brought the Uchiha clan back to life just so they could suffer all of this."
,
A passing Uchiha: "—"
Our Uchiha lives matter too!!!
(Warring States Period) The timeline of the breakup in Nakagawa shows that the discussion on this topic has lasted for three hours, and Uchiha Tajima's face has turned pale.
The previous topic was about how the Uchiha clan could be revived, which directly made the ninja world doubt the fertility of the male Uchiha ninjas!
The Uchiha clan's reputation, along with their ability to reproduce, has been completely ruined by this one issue!
(In the early days of Konoha) In the original timeline of the Valley of the End, Uchiha Izuna saw the issue reappear in the mirror. Having been resurrected for only a few days, he felt that the issue had nothing to do with them as ninjas.
"Will these issues continue indefinitely, brother?"
"I don't know." Madara Uchiha shook his head. He just hoped that this topic wouldn't involve them, the ninjas.
Looking at the time, it was time for him to continue fulfilling his duties as the Second Hokage in place of Tobirama. "Izuna, come here and keep an eye on her. Be careful, this girl is dangerous."
So dangerous that he once tried to kill you.
However, Madara is no longer afraid. If Izuna is killed by Tobirama again, he has plenty of ways to force Tobirama to revive Izuna once more.
Nodding, Izuna said, "Go ahead and get busy, brother." I'll keep an eye on my sister-in-law! I guarantee I'll get the job done!
Just as Madara Uchiha was about to turn and leave, a comment appeared in the sky that was related to Tobirama.
Madara stopped in his tracks, and Izuna looked up at the sky.
【这时候就不得不给忍者们听听扉间的武家坡了！hhhhhhh狗头保命】10w人觉得很赞【哈哈哈哈哈哈！那个超火的！都火出圈了！】10w人觉得很赞【这次议题怎幺有三个小时？】10w人觉得很赞【等等！这次插播VCR只需要排队！但不需要花钱了埃！】10w觉得很赞【真嘟假嘟？】10w人觉得很赞【怪不得这次的议题有三个小时，我简直不敢想这三个小时过去，忍者们的还有没有命在！】10w人觉得很赞仰头看着天空的忍者们一个个都在心想：亏你们还知道啊！所以能不能给我们留点尊严！！
"Why mention Tobirama? Is Takekapo a place name? I've never heard of it!"
"Weren't we supposed to be discussing who the Ninja World's Songstress is? Why are we talking about the Second Hokage of Konoha?"
"How could Tobirama-sama possibly be associated with a songstress?"
In the original timeline of the Valley of the End, Izuna was puzzled. He asked Uchiha Madara, who was about to leave but hadn't yet, "Brother, what is the relationship between the songstress and Tobirama?"
"Because Madara lied to Izuna about that woman's identity, now anything concerning Tobirama Senju puts him on high alert!"
"N-Never mind Izuna," Madara said stiffly. "Just keep an eye on her. I'm going to the photo studio."
Madara used the fastest Body Flicker Technique to escape the scene, leaving Izuna completely bewildered.
Just moments ago, Tobirama had said in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, "Unless it's a gender-swapped doujinshi, a songstress is definitely a female ninja." This sudden reversal of his statement caused Izuna Uchiha, who was standing next to him, to laugh so hard he bent over.
"You called me a jinx! You're not much better, are you, Tobirama?"
A row of black lines appeared on Tobirama Senju's face. He stood with his arms crossed, coldly watching the barrage of comments in the sky, his heart filled with greetings to the all-knowing gods!
[Have you gotten in line yet? VCR → [AI Tobirama] Wujiapo DJ] 1 people liked this comment, and suddenly the entire sky of comments was cleared...
An image resembling a poster dominated the vision of ninjas across all timelines.
"Look! It's the Second Hokage using Sea Release!"
Tobirama reminded the ninja, "I'm using Escape Technique! Don't let the barrage of comments affect you!" "Haha, sorry, sorry."
The male ninja from Konoha scratched the back of his head and awkwardly apologized to Tobirama Senju.
Tobirama: "Hmph!" How did Konoha develop into a place where everyone is as stupid as the eldest brother?
"Hahaha," Hashirama patted Tobirama's fur collar reassuringly, "I don't think I've ever heard you sing even once in all these years!"
Tobirama: "We're ninjas, what's the point of singing and stuff?"
Before he could finish speaking, three to five seconds after his image filled the sky, a voice that could be clearly heard throughout the entire ninja world came from somewhere—
【"Thinking back to those days, my tears never dry~♪"
The ninja world: "!!!!"
The ninjas from all timelines had their mouths agape, wide enough to fit an egg!
It's as if the comments section has completely controlled everyone's thinking ability!
"This sound"
Hashirama Senju couldn't finish his sentence; he was so shocked by Tobirama's singing that even he, as the eldest brother, was speechless!
AI songs aren't like the old ones, where someone else's song is played over the ninjas' VCRs.
This is clearly something Tobirama sang!
Although the song was in a language they couldn't understand, subtitles were provided for them!
In the timeline of Izuna's serious injury, "Thinking back to those days, tears still wet on your face?" Uchiha Izuna mocked Tobirama, "How much injustice have you suffered?"
Madara and Hashirama also looked at Tobirama with those strange expressions. Then Madara turned to Hashirama and asked, "Is it because you, as the older brother, are such a failure that your younger brother has suffered so much?"
Upon considering this possibility, Hashirama became utterly dejected.
"I've never heard Tobirama sing before, and I didn't know he'd suffered so much. I'm not a good older brother—"
Tobirama was like a white cat whose fur was being brushed in the wrong direction; listening to that song made his fur stand on end!
"I didn't sing that! I absolutely never sang anything like that!!"
While they were making a fuss, the second and third lines of the lyrics had already been sung by the songstress Tobirama Senju.
"A perfect match is found by stepping on the embroidered ball at the top of the stairs~♪"
【"Heira surrendered the Red-Maned Warrior~♪"
"The Tang Emperor rewards you with the title of Governor-General~♪"
【"The Western Liang Kingdom ~♪ has rebelled ~♪"】
Upon hearing these words, Uchiha Izuna almost knelt down!
"Stepping on the building—embroidered ball—matching a good match? That's not what I think it means, is it?" Uchiha Madara curled the corners of his mouth, but because he wasn't very good at smiling, his smile looked a little stiff.
And the comments in the sky reappeared as the song started—
[Zero-frame start! Instant knockout!] 10 people think it's great! [A little tune for the judgment behind!] 10 people think it's great! [Damn! That's so perfect!] 10 people think it's great! [I can already picture Tobirama throwing a bridal ball from the decorated tower, hitting Madara and Izuna Uchiha right in the middle!]
10w人觉得很赞【宇智波泉奈进入直播间】10w人觉得很赞【宇智波斑进入直播间】10w人觉得很赞【千手柱间进入直播间】10w人觉得很赞【纲手进入直播间】10w人觉得很赞【宇智波镜进入直播间】10w人觉得很赞第四次忍界大战时间线一宇智波泉奈笑得无法顾及形象，丫在地上眶眶捶大地，「哈工哈上，你要不要听听自己在唱什幺！」
"I already told you it wasn't me singing!"
"But that voice is clearly yours."
"Can't you use a transformation spell?! Idiot!"
"Sir, the question is, who would use transformation jutsu to look like you and sing such a song for the entire ninja world?"
Izuna laughed so hard he almost couldn't breathe. "And don't you dare throw the embroidered ball at me, I won't catch it, I might even throw it back and slap it in your face!"
Sai chuckled and retorted, "But in other timelines, you seem to have a very high opinion of the Second Hokage~"
To get revenge for that Ino who pushed her husband out.
Sai was pointing to the original timeline of the Valley of the End, where Izuna looked at Tobirama Senju, who had become a woman, with a pitying expression.
On one hand, he felt sorry for the woman lying unconscious in the pillow, while on the other hand, he cursed the comments in the sky and told those spreading rumors about Tobirama not to ruin Uchiha Izuna's reputation. This is a huge double standard.
With a cold snort, Obito Uchiha sneered, "Is he trying to tell everyone that he's actually straight?"
After being constantly subjected to the barrage of comments about sleeping with someone, Obito Uchiha has finally managed to tear off the label of "whether he is straight or not is yet to be verified" and throw it onto Izuna Uchiha.
Uchiha Izuna stated that he is straight and does not want such a label!
He then yelled, "Obito Uchiha! You've expelled me from the Uchiha clan! Go back to your Senju clan!!"
This is also a meme that appeared in the comments before—
Obito Senju.
Obito was speechless, then asked Izuna in a cheeky tone, "Isn't this indirectly admitting that the First Hokage and that old man had that kind of relationship?"
"Shut up!!"
At this moment, Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha were unusually in sync.
The titles of "vicious sister-in-law" and "spoiled sister-in-law" have been firmly established.
Uchiha —
Obito Senju scoffed, wondering why they were being so tidy at a time like this, making it seem like there was no place for him among the Senju.
I'm annoyed, I'll just go to Qihao.
At that moment, it seemed as if the background music from the "Goodbye Mom, I'm Going on a Long Voyage" video was playing in his background.
【"Your father went to the palace to present his testimony~♪"】
【"Forcing me to don my armor and go to the front lines~♪"
"Tearing apart a loving couple ~♪ Separated by fate ~♪"
In the comments section: "[What a great way to separate lovers, putting them on opposite sides of the world. Is he referring to killing Izuna for Hashirama's sake?]" 10 people liked this. "[Is the Second Hokage playing himself?]" 10 people liked this. "[Hashirama Senju, all beautiful, kneels down—]" 10 people liked this. It's true in real life too—"
Hashirama Senju from all timelines is kneeling down, looking incredibly beautiful!
Not long ago, through the comments, he and Madara learned that Izuna and Tobirama had already known each other when Makura's father asked them to be monitored, and their relationship wasn't as bad as they thought!
"I feel so guilty—" I feel depressed.
Tobirama: "Nothing of the sort! Bro, don't let the comments affect you so much!!!"
[Change the lines a bit, and it's practically a natural performance: Uchiha~♪ They rebelled~♪] 10 people liked this. Isn't changing lines and misheard lyrics exactly what netizens are best at and love to do?!
Someone immediately provided a revised version of the lyrics and posted it in the original CVR comment section, successfully modifying the lyrics of "Wujiapo" —*
[Recalling those days, tears still flow~♪ A joyous alliance was formed on the banks of the Namaka River~♪ My elder brother followed the Tang Emperor's vow~♪ Joining hands in protecting the safety of Haoye~]
♪】10 people think it's great【Uchiha～♪Rebelled～♪The clan leaders all advised against it～♪Forced the brother to sever the bond of love～♪Separated the brothers～♪Divided into different worlds～♪】10 people think it's great Anyway, they can't understand the language in the song, so they just read the subtitles to understand why they are singing.
Suddenly, the subtitles were replaced with lyrics from another song, this time with the phrase "pillow person".
The ninja world is incredibly immersive!
Moreover, unlike the previous VCRs that could only be seen in a mirror, this time the entire ninja world could see and hear it. The Second Hokage, Shiki, sang a love song full of sorrow back then, with tears streaming down his face.
"Recalling those days, tears still flow, we made our alliance and rejoiced by the Naka River? After changing the lines to this lame one, I suddenly feel so sorry for the Second Hokage—"
"Yes," the sentimental female ninja wiped her eyes, "The Second Hokage sacrificed so much for the First Hokage, but the First Hokage's eyes probably only belonged to Madara Uchiha—"
"Sigh, I can't let this go—"
Madara Uchiha, Tobirama Senju, Izuna Uchiha, Hashirama Senju: "—"
What the hell is this?!
Uchiha: No! How did we rebel again?!
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