allendalepharm Chapter 188 That wretched brat from the vortex!
Chapter 188 That wretched brat from the vortex!
Chapter 188 That wretched brat from the vortex! (Seeking monthly votes)
Edo Tensei Tobirama: "That's too abstract! It's just looking at Big Brother's body! Why would Madara need blood-replenishing medicine and deer antler wine?"
And tissues?
Edo Tensei Hashirama shook his head and rubbed his forehead. "I finally understand how Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha felt."
Naruto, with the spirit of "better to die than see my friend die," even went so far as to ask, "Uncle First Hokage! This is a super ninjutsu I developed! Do you need me to teach you?!"
The reanimated Hashirama's small, dark eyes were filled with helplessness. "No, thank you. I don't think I need to use this kind of ninjutsu."
After Izuna was seriously injured, Madara Uchiha realized what had happened and felt like he had gone blind!
It's not that he hadn't seen Hashirama's body before, but he had never seen Hashirama with such a host-boy vibe before! And the target was none other than Uchiha Madara!!
Tobirama Senju was about to press the button to post comments, telling them to stop posting these strange mutations that were harming the ninja world.
Unfortunately, despite being known as the fastest ninja in the world, he was still a step too slow.
【兄弟】【截图1.jpg截图2.jpg截图3.jpg截图4.jpg】95499人觉得很赞三张图统一和上面那张构图相同。
Screenshot 1:
Before Hashirama Senju, various timelines of Madara Uchiha used Sexy Jutsu on him: Madara in casual clothes as a child, Madara in armor as a child, Madara as a young ninja, Madara as the Mangekyou Sharingan clan leader as a young man, Madara with Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan as a young man, Madara of Konoha as a young man, Madara who attacked the village as a young man, Madara of the Fourth Shinobi World War (Edo Tensei version), Madara resurrected as a young man in the Fourth Shinobi World War, and one they had never seen before, Madara of Six Paths from the Fourth Shinobi World War...
That's one thing! But why is there an old man named Dengban?! He's so old he's practically dead! Who can he possibly seduce?!
Even if it's for collecting illustrations! This is way too much!
【Hasila Ma~】
The alluring atmosphere in the background of the picture, along with the tilde and seductive heart on each of Hashirama's names, instantly captivated the entire ninja world for three seconds!
Mei Terumi, the Mizukage of the Fourth and Fifth Shinobi World Wars, was practically drooling. "This one's good! That one's not bad either! Hehehe! This one's cute too!!"
Third Tsuchikage: "You really don't remember how he beat us up just now, Mizukage?"
Mei Terumi: "It doesn't affect his handsome face."
The Fourth Raikage: "I feel like I'm going to go blind."
Screenshot 2:
Naruto, soaked to the bone and unable to afford ramen; Naruto wearing goggles at the Ninja Academy; Naruto wearing a headband after graduating from the Ninja Academy; Naruto returning from training with Jiraiya; Naruto in Sage Mode; Naruto begging the Raikage to spare Sasuke; Naruto in the Nine-Tails' cloak during the Fourth Shinobi World War; Naruto in the Six Paths of Hell during the Fourth Shinobi World War; Naruto with a missing arm; Naruto at 19; Naruto as a young man; Naruto as the Seventh Hokage at 32.
【sa~su~ke~】
"Kage-sama?" "Gaara-sama, are you alright?!" "Genjutsu! Release!!"
Gaara, finally regaining his senses, exclaimed, "Everyone be careful! There might be some kind of illusion up there!!"
ah·-·
No. Although we're also very interested—but there shouldn't be any illusions on that, Lord Gaara—
Boruto: "Uncle Sasuke, are you alright?"
"It's nothing," Sasuke Uchiha said. "I was just a little disgusted."
Boruto: "Is it really a mistake? But anyway—"
Screenshot 3:
Kakashi as a child, Kakashi in his youth, Kakashi in the Anbu, Kakashi as a Jonin, Kakashi with dual Kamui abilities, Kakashi the Sixth Hokage, and even Kakashi without his mask?! Swimsuit Kakashi?! New Year's Kakashi?! Kakashi the rogue ninja of Akatsuki?! Kakashi the wandering vagabond?! And Kakashi with a tsukumogami?!
【0~B1~TO~】
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Obito Uchiha, who was hiding in the Kamui dimension, is about to enter the Pure Land!
Why is Kakashi calling his name?!
Shouldn't you be calling Lin's name?! You jerk! Lin likes you! You idiot!!
Even Obito Uchiha was so scared that he started rapping like Killer Bee...
However, seeing Kushina and Rin laughing so happily after being resurrected (especially Kushina, who laughed super loudly), Obito was also a little happy.
"Wait! Those guys! Who are you?! Why are you staring at Kakashi's 'photo' with hearts in your eyes?! Damn it! I'll remember your faces!!" Just wait for my revenge after I wander Obito's world!
Naruto: "Is that really Kakashi-sensei's face?!"
Minato nodded. "Although I haven't seen this in many years, this is probably how it should be, right? What do you think? It's quite beautiful, isn't it?"
The ninjas nodded in approval; this was more than just good-looking—
Kakashi awkwardly adjusted his mask. "Please spare me—" Who drew this picture? Why is it accompanied by Obito's name? If Obito, who has already gone to the Pure Land, saw this, he would probably be angry.
Obito Uchiha, who was not actually very angry, was secretly watching everything from his spatial dimension, though he found it rather abstract.
Fourth Shinobi World War Timeline -
Naruto gritted his teeth: "They don't even have molars or thick lips!!"
The Reanimated Second Hokage retorted, "How could that be? Are you an airhead? Okay, you're an airhead even dumber than your brother." How could there be big teeth and thick lips under that mask!
Naruto stared at the reanimated Tobirama: "Speaking of which, why is the Second Hokage wearing a door frame?"
"That's the Face Guardian! The older brothers from other timelines all said it! It was something he gave us!!"
"Oh, is it because your brother gave it to you that you've been wearing it all this time?" Naruto smiled brightly. "I don't have any brothers."
I don't quite understand this feeling, just hug me.
Evil vortex brat!!
It's a pity that Edo Tensei doesn't blush, otherwise Tobirama might have blushed.
【time】
【00:11:52】
Screenshot 4:
This time it's the official harem technique.
Ordinary Naruko with a bumpy nose, ordinary little devil Naruko, ordinary Mid-Autumn Naruko, and also Sage Naruko, R-rated figure Naruko, fox spirit Naruko, maid Naruko, and Rokudo Naruko.
Hmm~
【Gou~xiu~jin~sa~ma~】
[VIP][Boruto Uzumaki][Don't use other people's dads' photos to make such disgusting things!!] 56749 people liked this. [VIP][Himawari Uzumaki][But brother, you seemed to be attracted too just now-] 94499 people liked this. [VIP][Boruto Uzumaki][Don't talk nonsense! No, it's just that those dads are too disgusting! Yeah! Besides, my Sexy Jutsu isn't bad either!] 76456 people liked this. The ninja world has no time to pay attention to what they're saying.
"Hemostatic medicine! Quickly, get some hemostatic medicine!"
"Bandages! Bandages will do!"
"Hemostatic drugs and bandages! We need them here too!!"
"The Wuji Baifeng Wan (a traditional Chinese medicine) I tipped you before seems to be for replenishing blood!" The tissues are also usable, though.
"That was a reward for Uchiha Madara! You dare to ask for it back?!"
For our comrades! We'll fight to the death!!
A young female ninja jumped to Hashirama Senju's side, her voice trembling as she spoke.
"That, that black-boned chicken—"
"Take it!" Madara's voice, uttered through gritted teeth, was the answer the young ninja longed to hear.
"Th-thank you!"
The young ninja was quite polite, bowing deeply to Madara Uchiha.
Madara Uchiha was utterly speechless! He even wished that Obito wouldn't have used the Impure World Reincarnation technique to resurrect him!
Otherwise, they wouldn't have suffered such humiliation!
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Kushina's hair resembles the tail of the Nine-Tails, a sign that she is about to unleash her power!
"Naruto~ Explain this to me!"
The gentlest smile reveals the strongest murderous intent!
Naruto, who dared to use the Sexy Jutsu and the Reverse Harem Jutsu to control Kaguya, didn't even dare to breathe loudly at this moment!
Kakashi stood next to Minato, and he was now six or seven years older than the newly resurrected Minato.
"Aren't you going to help him, Mr. Minato?"
Minato gave an awkward laugh: "At times like this, I choose to protect myself."
The ninja world is facing a massive blood shortage, and Sakura and Tsunade even need to use the Hundred Healings Technique to summon spirits.
The timeline of Izuna's serious injury is the Warring States period, during which all the ninja clans in the world suffered heavy losses.
Sarutobi Sasuke: "Uchiha genjutsu? Impressive! But it has no effect on me!!"
A Sarutobi clan ninja: "—"
Chieftain, shouldn't you try to stop the bleeding first?!
Not to mention the nobles and daimyo who were completely drained of their resources!
While spitting out blood from his nose, he still ordered his subordinates, "Issue a mission to the Uchiha and Senju clans! They must, absolutely must, find that girl!!"
At this moment, the Uchiha and Senju clans were unaware that the messengers would arrive in a few days to present them with the task of creating a harem.
Shadow Clone Jutsu and Transformation Jutsu might become the ninjutsu that no ninja wants to learn the most. Tobirama Senju hated himself for speaking a word too late! These four so-called fan art pieces are likely to cause an uproar in the ninja world!
They didn't recognize the three people behind them, but the reverse harem techniques of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha in front of them were so impressive that almost everyone present could dig their toes into the ground and create a whole village!
[Friend] [I saw Boruto and Himawari again! Doesn't anyone think they look really like real people?] 14594 people liked this. [Brother] [Real people? You don't mean the real Boruto Uzumaki, Himawari Uzumaki, and Sasuke Uchiha, do you?]
26952 people liked this [Friends]: The characters Hashirama, Madara, Izuna, and Tobirama in the previous posts look very lifelike, and their portraits look like they were filmed during the Sengoku period, with slight differences each time. The time and space correspond perfectly! 6979 people liked this [Enemies]: Is this an AI artist? How is it possible for the 2D world to break down the dimensional barrier and communicate with the 3D world?! 15
648 people liked this [VIP] [Tobirama Senju] [I want information about Black Zetsu.] 65412 people liked this Izuna: "Idiot! That's too direct! Why would they tell us about Black Zetsu?!"
[Enemy] [Isn't there tons of this online?] 15792 people liked this. [Friend] [Is the Second Hokage's A1 really that serious? Watch me train him into an unserious Second Hokage!] 24954 people liked this. [Friend] [Tobirama Senju, your favorite clan is the Uchiha clan. You can do anything despicable for the Uchiha clan. After Konoha is founded, all Hokage must have the surname Uchiha.] 30549 people liked this. [Friend] [Tobirama Senju: Evil Uchiha brat! I'll plead for you!] 64810 people liked this. Tobirama Senju: "Are you sick??"
Uchiha Izuna laughed until his back ached. "Hahahaha, what are these people talking about?"
"Are these people trying to hypnotize Tobirama with illusion magic?" Hashirama asked Madara.
Madara shook his head; he couldn't see a single trace of chakra in the mirror.
[Brother] [Another funny guy! Why don't you just be direct, like me—] 8987 people liked this >