Chapter 565: Handing In A Blank Together?
Chapter 565: Handing In A Blank Together?
"What's your special move?" Xie Yuanxun was curious.
"Black Glasses is the teacher, and our four teams are all students." Song He analyzed, "Now the teacher has forgotten to assign homework, and other students want to just write two pages to fool themselves. What should some good students who are good at this moment do? ?”
"Remind the teacher loudly that there is no homework?"
"That's right!" Song He smiled mischievously.
Xie Yuanxun immediately sat down and took out his mobile phone to make a call.
When the call was connected, the voice with black glasses rang, speaking as dirty as ever, "Let it go!"
"Just one sentence!" Xie Yuanxun said, "Off-site recycling, other teams are doing fixed point recycling, our team wants to do mobile point recycling, black glasses, what do you think of the weekend test? What is suitable for the battlefield environment?"
"I understand, just take the test as on weekend nights, launch it in the car, and recover it in the car. When the time comes, I will step on the fucking accelerator to the bottom!" Black Glasses said decisively.
The phone was hung up. The communication between the master and the apprentice was always so efficient and without any sloppiness.
Song He and Xie Yuanxun were very happy and had dinner in a happy mood, so this week was stable.
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Sunday, one o'clock in the afternoon.
Test site No. 1!
The sun was strong and cloudless, and the heat wave rolled against the sand. There were some dried dead snakes and insects lying on the sand.
A long line of desert off-road vehicles were parked on the sandy hill. People from four teams had already arrived, waiting for the black glasses and whispering at the same time.
"I'm a little nervous. There's no sandstorm today. We're at the same starting line!"
"Don't panic, comrades, our usual test data is still okay. The first place is unstable, but we will never fall to the last place!"
"I have good news. It is said that the fourth team is firmly at the bottom this time."
"No, last time we said that the fourth team was at the bottom, but it turned out that we were the ones shoveling the shit! Not only did the two gods of the fourth team get second place, but they also made meritorious service by catching spies! They can be called a winner, but we are a loser!"
"The news this time is really accurate. The fourth team didn't do off-site recycling at all. Do you know why? What we do is fixed-point recycling, and they do mobile point recycling. It's just a slap in the face and it can't be completed in a week! "
"Is it true? Mobile point recovery, they are so reckless? They are so reckless that they have lost their minds! Isn't this pure and free?"
"By the way, how will the teacher take the test? If the test is on fixed-point recycling, we can be sure. What if the teacher takes the test on mobile point recycling?"
"It's impossible. Teams 1, 2, and 3 are all doing designated recycling, so the teacher will definitely follow the trend. I haven't even taken the walking test yet, how can I take the pole vault test right after I come up?"
Everyone was whispering, with nervous expressions on their faces.
In the far corner, Song He and Xie Yuanxun were sitting on the hood of the car, calm and relaxed, each holding a mobile phone to read papers.
They have made almost no actual progress this week. The theoretical framework has not yet been solved and they are in an emergency learning stage.
But they didn't panic about this weekly test. Unlike others who were full of anxiety, they knew the results of the weekly test a few days in advance.
Finally, the sound of an off-road vehicle was heard in the distance!
The car with black glasses appeared on the sand dunes. It had been repaired. From the outside, there were no traces of last week's car chase. It even looked like a new car that had just landed.
The off-road vehicle drove up the sand hill with billows of smoke and dust, and stopped, but Black Glasses did not get out of the car, but rolled down the window.
A large group of people quickly gathered around and shouted "hello, teacher".
"There is no sandstorm today, so there is no need to draw lots. The morning and evening tests are the same. Let's do it in order." Black Glasses said, "But! The test method needs to be changed. This week we will focus on off-site recycling!"
"Where is the teacher's recycling point?" someone asked immediately.
All the members of the first three teams held their breath and stared at the black glasses eagerly. This issue was undoubtedly a matter of life and death!
The procedures changed by the second and third teams this week are conducive to close-range recovery, and the procedures of the first team are conducive to long-distance recovery. Everyone present is like students who have only learned a little before the exam, and they can only bet that the test questions will cover the knowledge points they have learned!
However, the law of examination is that students will always be tested on questions that they do not know!
"The test center is this car!" Black Glasses patted the steering wheel with his left hand, "Three people from each team get on the car holding the honeycomb. I open the sunroof, and when I say release, you release the drone. When I say close, you just release it. Recycle it now!”
silence!
Dozens of faces were suddenly stunned!
Questions that no one was interested in, and knowledge points that everyone thought would definitely not be tested, suddenly appeared on the exam paper, giving all the candidates a slap in the face!
"Teacher, is it too difficult to take the test like this when you first come out? Can you..." Someone wanted to struggle.
"Stop talking nonsense!" Black Glasses said in a rough tone, "Team 1! Get in the car! I'm counting down to ten!"
The captain of a team hurriedly ordered two elites, and got into the car with the honeycomb and computer in hand. As soon as the door was closed, the black glasses stepped on the accelerator, and the off-road vehicle roared down the sand mountain and rushed towards the vast desert!
Everyone watched the off-road vehicle running wildly in the distance, setting off a trail of rolling dust in the desert. The skylight opened and the drone quickly flew away and dispersed into the distance.
"That's it. Recovering a drone in a car. How the hell is that possible?"
"Bad news, our test failed, good news, all teams failed!"
"This is a trade fair, let's go back and wash up and sleep!"
The off-road vehicle rushed back quickly and stopped on the sand hill. A team leader came down with an embarrassed look on his face, holding an empty honeycomb.
"Team 1 has zero points!" Black Glasses said concisely, "Team 2 gets on board!"
The captain of the second team got into the car with an ugly look on his face. The off-road vehicle rushed out again and returned after a long time.
"Team 2 has zero points! Team 3 gets on board!"
"Team three has zero points, team four gets on board!"
"Four teams have zero points!"
Weekly testing is over!
Everyone stood on the top of the sand mountain with blank expressions, handing in blank papers collectively, not knowing how to face it.
Say you feel guilty, everyone is so picky, but say you don’t feel guilty, Bai Juan is stupid after all.
The black glasses still didn't get out of the car, but rolled down the window and glanced at everyone coldly.
"This week is all zero points, you are all useless!"
"What should we do now? Who should get the reward? Who should shovel the shit?"
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