Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Chapter 180: You use the judge of Fontaine to manage the people of Xumi?



Chapter 180: You use the judge of Fontaine to manage the people of Xumi?

[Ying: What's wrong? Just tell me if this is Fontaine's secret! ]

[Funina: This... is a secret! ]

[Ying: Since it’s a secret, do I have the right to explore it? After all, I’m an explorer!]

[Funina: No, that's not right! That's not a secret! ]

[Ying: Since it's not a secret, what's wrong with me exploring it? ]

[Funina: That’s not right! That… is a secret… No, it’s not a secret…]

[Funina: Woohoo~ Look at Violet! ]

[Qingque: Hey, Yingzi, are you bullying a fool again? ]

[Funina: Who are you calling a fool?]

[Navilette:......]

In the scene, after hearing that Ying was trying to peek under the skirt of the Seven-day Statue, Paimeng was shocked: "Huh? Has your XP become so weird?"

Ying shook her head: "I just want to see if this Seven-Day God statue is realistic..."

【March 7: ? ? 】

【March 7: Something is wrong with you! 】

[Ying: What's wrong? What else can a person like me who loves music think about? ]

[Ying: Besides being fun, it’s also a bit bitter! ]

【Theresa: No squeaky allowed! 】

[Ying: No, no, no, no! ]

In the picture, Ying's expression gradually became strange: "The Seven Days Statue of Fontaine is equivalent to the figurine of the God of Water. What the skirt of the Seven Days Statue looks like is equivalent to knowing what the skirt of Funina looks like!"

Paimon was speechless: "But in Teyvat, there are only boxer shorts!"

[Ying: Huh? Are the clothes in Teyvat so... scarce? ]

[Paimon: Really? There are so many tricks! ]

[Funina: Don't discuss this here! ]

[Funina: Don't let me see you in Fontaine, or I'll be in big trouble! ]

Ying smiled obscenely: "What a person wears may only be boxer briefs, but what a statue wears may not be the same!"

"Let me see what Furninna is wearing..."

Ying, who was immersed in her own unresolvable imaginations, did not notice that behind her, Funina had been listening for a long time with a gloomy face.

Funina: It’s hard, my fist is hard!

[March 7: Damn, the real culprit is here! He was caught red-handed!]

[Ying: ...It's just a water god! Sprinkle some water! ]

[Qingque: Wow, so arrogant? You're not even afraid of God?]

[Ying: Humph! Isn't it just the God of Water? What's so great about it!]

[Ying: Today I want to use my strength to prove my weakness! Boxer shorts, boxer shorts! ]

[Hu Tao: 6, you can’t do it for me——How about ordering a deluxe meal at the Hall of Rebirth? ]

[Funina: Humph, death penalty, execute immediately! ]

[Ying: You are so powerful, dare you let me go! ]

[Funina: Don’t even think about it! ]

[Ying: What, you don’t even dare to do this? Coward! ]

[Funina: ...Death penalty, repeated execution! ]

Repeated execution was unlikely, but the death penalty was still possible - the next second, Ying was tied up and sunk to the bottom of the water with a stone hanging on her neck.

[Ying: You actually tried to drown me? The water god is really cruel! ]

[Funina: Humph, drowning is a bargain for you! ]

[Ying: Humph, after I defeat the dragon, I will go to Fontaine to see what the Seven-Day Statue looks like! ]

[Funina: ! ! ]

The video transitions and the camera returns to Xumi, where Kavi is arguing with El Haisen.

"I've had enough! El Haisen, I finally found out!"

"I shouldn't solve the problem, but the person who raised the problem!"

【Ying: We have discussed this question before, so let’s skip it.】

Elhaisen replied calmly: "Kavi, I'm glad that you finally realized what you should have realized ten minutes ago."

Kawi rushed over quickly: "What's the matter now? Is it late?"

El Haisen nodded: "It's not too late, because I just got off work."

Kavi: !!

"El Haisen you......!"

Ying and Paimon's eyes moved back and forth between the two people who were arguing, until finally there seemed to be a flash of lightning between the two people's eyes, and then they stepped forward to mediate: "Stop arguing!"

[Hanabi: That's right, stop arguing! Arguing won't solve the problem - let's just fight! ]

[Hanabi: If we get rid of the other party, won't we have the same views? ]

[Ying: You are the kind of person who only wants the world to be in chaos, right? ]

[Hanabi: Yes! After all, I am the Masked Fool! If there is fun, I will watch it. If there is no fun, I will create fun myself. If that doesn’t work, I can become the fun myself~]

[Star God·Aha: Good! Very energetic! Aha is optimistic about you! ]

In order to stop the two people's argument, Ying proposed a solution: "Let the most fair judge of Fontaine decide who is right and who is wrong!"

[Qingque: You use the sword of the previous dynasty... Sorry for interrupting.]

[Qingque: You are using the judge of Fontaine to manage the people of Xumi, right? ]

[Yan Fei: That’s not right! Both the plaintiff and the defendant are from Xumi, and Feng Dan has no say in this case! ]

[Ying: Hey, for this kind of thing, as long as there is a result, it’s fine—it doesn’t matter who gives the result! ]

The next second, Ying invited Villette over from Fontaine.

Navilet looked at El Haisen and Kawi in front of him and greeted them with a dull expression: "Uh... hello."

(That Villette: Who am I, where am I, and what am I here for.)

Elhaisen looked at the water dragon that had come all the way from Fontaine to Xumi to work overtime, crossed his arms and questioned, "I really don't understand, are you all so free?"

"Like to work overtime for yourself?"

That Villette looked expressionless: "I'm sorry."

On this day, the people of Xumi suddenly discovered that it was raining on Xumi, which had been a clear sky.

"Fuck, I just hung out the laundry!"

[Ying: When it rains, what does the water dragon do? Cry? ]

[Ying: Some water dragons, on the surface, appear to be serious and indifferent, but in fact they are crying and making a fuss inside. Woo woo woo woo, so pitiful~]

[Yaejinko: Stealing my lines? ]

[Navilette:......]

[Navilette: I don't think the water dragon would cry. He just tasted the tears and all the emotions gathered in the heart of the earth, so he was touched.]

[Qingque: To translate, it means - I didn't cry, I just got sand in my eyes.]

[Ying: Hey, that's quite literary.]

Elhaisen had no intention of accepting the apology and snorted coldly, "No need to apologize. Instead of doing such superficial work, you should spend more time thinking about how to correct it."

Villette still had no expression on her face: "Sorry, I won't say sorry next time."

At this time, the people of Xumi found that the rain was getting heavier.

"Fuck, the desert over there has turned into a rainforest!!!"

[Ying: Water dragon, is it such a convenient tool? ]

[Ying: Then the issue of managing the Xumi Desert is left to you! ]

[That Villette: ...I don't think so. ]


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