allendalepharm Chapter 134 "Honkai Impact Silly News (Issue 4)", end.
Chapter 134 "Honkai Impact Silly News (Issue 4)", end.
[Qin: Klee, it's not that outrageous, right?]
[Zhongli: Ms. Alice's daughter... hard to say. ]
[Hu Tao: Eh? Do you know Zhongli? ]
【Zhongli: I have only heard of it.】
[Hutao: Zhongli may not look very old, but he knows a lot! ]
[Zhongli: Master, you are too kind. I just read more books in my spare time.]
[Hu Tao: Have you read any books? Don’t you usually drink tea, listen to books or watch operas in your spare time?]
【Zhongli:......】
Video continues.
Otto said, "The tree man said that this title would make him think that he had said many famous quotes that did not belong to him."
As he spoke, he suddenly remembered something and his face froze: "So you were the one who stuffed apples into the three boxes just now?"
[Ying: If you don’t know who said a sentence, it doesn’t matter, it’s me who said it—Lu Xun.]
【Ying: Of course, it could also be Zhou Shuren who said that—because your arrest of Lu Xun, what does that have to do with Zhou Shuren?】
Herrscher of Knowledge: "On the way, the tree man also provided a bomb and rescued little Amy, becoming a "leftover egg tree."
Otto was completely stunned. Thinking back to when he had just said that he wanted the tree man to play a pun, he realized that he had said it too early: "... Is it too late for me to take back my request for a pun?"
【Sino: What's wrong? Isn't it funny? 】
[Ying: Didn’t you notice that there’s already a cold wind blowing in the studio? ]
【Sino: ......】
The story finally came to an end. The Herrscher of Knowledge glanced at the screen and explained: "Finally, we caught up with the Wind Dragon. Little Amy stepped forward to question the culprit of the disaster."
Little Amy, who was originally difficult to write because of the difficulty in writing the copy, returned for a limited time and asked: "Dragon of the End, the gods can no longer let you wreak havoc, do you know your mistake?"
[Oz: Miss means that the Wind Dragon needs to admit his mistake and promise not to do it again next time.]
[Ying: The Wind Demon Dragon has been dealt with by them, so does that mean I don't have to go anymore? ]
[Wendy: Not to mention that it's not the real world, it doesn't look like they've solved it...]
Otto nodded: "The Wind Demon Dragon immediately admitted his mistake."
The Herrscher of Knowledge waved his hands and said with satisfaction: "Your attitude is still good!"
Otto shook his head and said, "It means that you have recognized the wrong dragon. It is Benares, not the wind dragon Tevarin."
[Ying: What? Mond, there are other dragons? That would cost a lot!]
【Wendy: No? I haven’t heard of this name! 】
[Bronya: Benares is a dragon-type Judgment-level Honkai Beast, a follower of the Second Herrscher Sirin.]
[Aquan: ...Benares, Bella...]
[A Quan: She should still be in this world, right? ]
[Otto: Your Excellency, Herrscher of the Sky, since the second battle of the collapsed Babylon Tower, Benares has been frozen in Siberia. If you need it, Heaven can send someone to guide you so that you can wake her up.]
[Ying: Hey, why is Otto doing human things? 】
【A Quan: ...What do you want? 】
A Quan, who possesses all the memories of Xilin, one of Otto's direct victims, does not believe that Otto would be such a kind person.
[Otto: It's just that I need the Queen's power to assist me in a certain plan in the future. For the Queen, it's just a piece of cake.]
【A Quan: ...Deal.】
[Otto: Very good, Rita will arrive at St. Freya Academy soon, and she will complete our deal. ]
[March 7: Aren’t you guys going to fight against Honkai? One moment you’re making a deal with the Herrscher, and the next moment you’re going to release a Honkai beast…]
[Otto: Fighting against Honkai is just a means, not an end. I have understood this since 500 years ago, when Saint Kallen was hanged by the people she protected.]
This world is not worth saving - or rather, it is not worth fighting for.
But Otto would not say such words directly in the live broadcast room - at least not now.
The video continues.
The Herrscher of Consciousness was speechless, and then activated his power - the Herrscher of Consciousness modified your consciousness, and now you think that Benares is the Wind Dragon!
"The wind dragon that disturbed the peace of Mondstadt has been defeated. This is cause for celebration."
[March 7: Isn’t this a bit too casual...]
[Qingque: Yes, yes, how can a dragon be enough? ]
[Hersher of Knowledge: Just tell me whether you have defeated the dragon! ]
【Wendy: What about Tevarin? 】
[Herrscher of Knowledge: I said I would solve the dragon problem, but I didn't say I would solve both! ]
[Herrser of Knowledge: You can handle the remaining one by yourselves! ]
[Ying: Eh? Shouldn't you ask for extra money at this time? ]
In the video, Otto concluded as usual: "Okay, that's all for this issue of Honkai News. We'll continue next time..."
Before Otto could finish his words, Shibao's little hand had already "gently stroked" Otto's face again.
“Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!”
The Herrscher of Knowledge glared at Otto and said angrily, "What are you talking about? Hurry up and continue talking! I haven't heard enough!"
【March 7: History repeats itself...】
[Hersher of Knowledge: The sound of Otto's soul steel face creaking under my hands is simply wonderful! ]
Otto was somewhat helpless and explained, "This is customary practice. There's no need to resort to violence, my old friend."
Shibao had no intention of listening to Otto's explanation. He waved his hand and said, "Go on! We are old friends, right?"
Otto's face darkened, but he had no choice but to continue reporting according to what she said, because this Herrscher of Consciousness in front of him was unreasonable and only wanted to crush his soul steel face.
"...Last time I talked about..."
Before Otto finished speaking, Shibao's dishonest little hand reached out again: "This time, add a setting poem!"
("Honkai Impact 3rd News (Fourth Issue)", End.)
[Wendy: He said he was here to help deal with the dragon disaster, but in the end, it turned out that he was here for tourism! ]
[Ying: I originally came here to travel, but in the end I still have to help deal with the dragon disaster. ]
【Wendy: This is a special case! Didn’t I say I would pay you?】
[Wendy: That’s Morax! How many people in Liyue spent a lot of Morax just to meet him, but all failed.]
[Wendy: I have introduced such a great person to you directly! ]
[Zhongli:......(It seems like an old friend deserves a beating again.)]
(The author has something to do today... the remaining chapter will be updated during the day)