Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

Chapter 417

On the way back to Tingquan Campus, Zhou Jiangnan and Yunshang were the only ones left in the car.

The ambiguous atmosphere of last night was diluted by Li Yuyao's incident. It was meaningless to try to find it back at this moment.

What is supposed to come will always come. Love is a matter of letting things take their own course. Although a forced melon quenches thirst, it is not sweet after all.

Zhou Jiangnan is not the kind of person who likes to force things.

In fact, the two of them parked the car on the side of the road and kissed passionately last night. Yunshang was extremely emotional, and Zhou Jiangnan did not think that he could spend a good night with her at night.

He knew her tea art too well. If he persisted to the end, she would definitely be very coquettish, wanting to go up but not willing.

Yunshang would definitely play some extreme pulling tricks.

This kind of interest has its own fun, but Zhou Jiangnan still wants to let her take the initiative and tease her so that she can't help but take the initiative to ask for love.

The tug-of-war between Lady of the Camellias and Alexandre Dumas depends on who has stronger strategic determination.

For example, at this moment, Yun Shang put a pair of white and tender legs on the seat. She knew that her skirt was sliding up, but she didn't pull it up.

She was clearly using herself as bait to catch Zhou Jiangnan, the black carp.

Zhou Jiangnan would certainly look at her, but looking at her didn't mean he would take further action.

He still drove the car in a chic manner, and was not affected by the beauty.

Yun Shang thought to herself that Zhou Jiangnan, this bastard, was really determined. It seemed that he could switch between rationality and sensibility at any time. No wonder he could accomplish such a great cause.

"Mr. Zhou, do you want to eat Yuyao too?"

"Don't slander me, I don't have this idea, don't talk nonsense."

"Then why did you use the tricks you used on me on her?"

"What tricks?"

"Use verbal suppression, behavioral denial, and mental weakening to attack a girl's aesthetic perception of herself, and then let her fall into self-doubt while arousing her competitive spirit and let her take the initiative to approach you..."

"???"

Zhou Jiangnan was stunned and felt puzzled by Yun Shang's cognition. After thinking carefully, he felt that the logic was reasonable and shocked.

Isn't this theory the PUA theory summarized by later generations?

He asked in confusion: "What kind of weird theory is this?"

"Oh, I found it, right?" Yun Shang raised her head proudly and said: "This is the PUA theory. Do you know PUA? It's short for mental control."

"No, where did you hear these three letters?"

Zhou Jiangnan's heart suddenly skipped a beat. Damn it, Yun Shang is not Yun Xiaoduo, right?

Sure enough, Yun Shang became more and more excited, with a proud expression of "you have been exposed by me", and answered:

"Hand-holding software, I met a person on it, and after I told him the means you used on me, he immediately said that I was mentally controlled, that is, PUA..."

Zhou Jiangnan slapped his forehead and said speechlessly: "Are you Yun Xiaoduo?"

"Ah, huh? How do you know?" Yun Shang was confused.

"Because I'm the one who's been practicing for two and a half years..."

"I... 嘤嘤嘤, I have no face to live..."

Yun Shang covered her face and wailed, Zhou Jiangnan felt pain.

Damn it, I just played a software to match friends, and ended up matching with Yun Shang.

Is this considered a meeting of thousands of miles?

The Land Rover was driving through the city, and the two people in the car were silent, each looking at the busy scenery outside the window.

There was a middle-aged woman who rode a bicycle to send her children to school, her face was full of frost and she was running in the cold weather.

There were small vendors who got up early to set up stalls and markets, rubbing their hands with a burning desire for life.

Yun Shang looked at how tightly they were wrapped, and then looked at her short skirt, and felt a sense of separation between the inside and outside of the car.

This real world is as ridiculous as the online world, and even more ridiculous.

Think about it, at that time on the software, the boy named "Practicing for Two and a Half Years" encouraged me to call the police in indignation, and I must bring the rapist to justice.

What would have happened if I listened to him and called the police at that time?

Is fate so wonderful?

She stared at Zhou Jiangnan's profile in a daze, looking at his handsome and masculine facial lines, and couldn't help but reach out and touch it.

"What are you doing? I'm driving. Don't make any moves!"

"Why are you panicking? I'm not going to eat you."

Yun Shang's tone suddenly became extremely gentle, and she whispered, "Zhou Jiangnan, do you think this is destined? I'm destined to have this disaster, and you are the destiny of my life..."

"It's a coincidence that this probability can also be encountered. I don't know what to say. I almost encouraged you to call the police to arrest me."

Zhou Jiangnan grinned, and his smile was uglier than crying.

"Humph, shouldn't you call the police for what you did to me? Look at you,He is so righteous online, but in reality, he is a lawless gangster..."

"What else can I do? Will you really call the police and send me to jail? If that happens, won't you shed a tear for me?"

"I am so happy, why would I cry? Don't be so self-indulgent."

Yun Shang has always been harsh with her words, and she is always saying it.

Zhou Jiangnan grabbed her hand: "What do you mean by touching my face? Aren't you coveting my beauty?"

"You are so narcissistic, I can't touch a dog!"

"Okay, let's reciprocate, you touch me and I touch you, so we are even."

Zhou Jiangnan directly held her thigh with his right hand and rubbed it twice.

I thought Yun Shang would be angry and hit him, but I didn't expect her to struggle, and she didn't even have the slightest intention of resisting.

Zhou Jiangnan turned his head to look at her, her eyes were full of autumn water, with gentle affection.

"Why don't you resist? ”

“It’s destined by heaven, how can I resist?”

“You are a top student from a 985 university, a genius Go girl who is proficient in mathematical calculations, do you believe in fate?”

“That’s why I believe in it. The end of mathematics is metaphysics, and there are endless cycles of cause and effect. Everyone is just a chess piece on the chessboard…”

Zhou Jiangnan originally wanted to say that he never believed in any constellations or ghosts, but he had personally experienced things like rebirth, so he was not qualified to say anything.

Thinking that he might be a flag with a planned destiny, his mood became very bad.

But he was only depressed for a moment, and he shook his head violently again, his eyes full of desire to win.

“Who cares, fate or coincidence, anyway, you are already my woman, and I must touch your thighs at this moment.”

“? ? ? What the hell? ”

“Since you believe in fate, I will give you some advice on fate. As the saying goes: Touch your legs early in the morning, and you will have a smooth sailing. If I touch them twice more, everything will go smoothly…”

…

“Isn’t it smooth sailing if you touch your legs? Why are you touching your chest?”

“Rubbing your chest at noon will lead to success sooner or later.”

Yun Shang was shocked and didn’t know how to refute for a while. She asked subconsciously:

“What about at night?”

“At night? At night, you will become a superior person.”

“I… I am convinced. Zhou Jiangnan, you are a gangster, a pervert, a scumbag, a scumbag…”

Yun Shang cursed and knocked off the hand on her chest. She finally realized the helpless and powerless feeling when Jiang Xinyue talked about Zhou Jiangnan sometimes.

This is a super bitch, Zhou the jerk.

Super invincible meat.