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Feixiao's cheeks turned bright red.

All the warships fell silent. After a while, someone finally reacted, launching fireworks:

Mr. Spa is a true man!

As the fireworks fell, the other warships launched their own fireworks, creating a dazzling display of rainbow-colored barrages across the sky.

[A real man!]

[A real man!]

[A real man!]

……

Spah saw over ten thousand "real men" in succession.

"Spa! I'll definitely not let you off at the dinner table!" General Feixiao said through gritted teeth.

"Whatever! I've never been afraid of anyone when it comes to drinking!"

Spare raised his head and snorted coldly.

Little did he know then what kind of bloody storm he would encounter at the dinner table...

……

Time flies by

Feixiao commanded the Cloud Cavalry, spending half a day registering the names of the refugees. Then, he spent another half a day figuring out their numbers and the allocation of supplies.

The banquet didn't begin until the following day.

Dozens of warships carried a high platform, supporting the robin's body, standing under the starry sky.

The girl held a microphone, bathed in starlight, her body shimmering with a sapphire-like light. Her lips touched the microphone, and her melodious voice flowed forth, crossing the sea of ​​stars and penetrating every ship.

Inside the warship, refugees and soldiers huddled together, staring intently at the screen in front of the window, witnessing the girl's swan-like figure, and raising their glasses in celebration.

The clamor echoed throughout every spaceship.

Spah stayed in the little red boat, listening to the singing, holding a wine glass, a blush on his cheeks.

There's nothing more enjoyable than having a drink after the war.

Even if you have many troubles, you should forget them.

only……

He glanced over and saw Fei Xiao standing not far away, her cheeks as red as apples, holding a jar of wine in her hand.

The wine overflowed from the jar and spilled all over the ground.

General Feixiao staggered over to Spa's side.

He's only drunk half a jar... what an alcohol tolerance!

Spa shook his head, a thought forming in his mind to help him up.

"General Feixiao, you didn't..."

Before he could finish speaking, he saw Feixiao raise his battle axe. The axe created a vortex and swirled as it struck straight at Spa's head.

My goodness!

This guy's drinking habits... he'd die if he didn't fight back!

Spah took a deep breath, focused his mind, clasped his hands together, and in the blink of an eye, the entire cabin went dark.

Chapter 168 Don't Laugh at Me for Being Drunk at the Banquet

The Eye of Horus Realm!

Spah never imagined that simply attending a banquet would lead to him getting involved in a battle at the level of an Envoy.

The world was pitch black, devoid of any other matter. Only wisps of blue mist rose, making a "whooshing" sound.

General Feixiao swung his axe and chopped at Spa.

This guy

If you can't hold your liquor, don't drink!

Grandpa, I can't really knock you out...

When the time comes, the two of you will be disheveled, and you will faint in my arms... What will those Cloud Cavalry soldiers think?

Spall cursed under his breath, but his movements were decisive; he turned sideways and backed away.

As the flying attack cleaved through the air, he couldn't help but click his tongue, his legs tensed, and a surge of air rose from his feet.

Here it comes! An even stronger attack...

Spah held his breath, preparing for the next attack.

Feixiao retreated.

Under Spah's astonished gaze, she took out a jar of wine and gulped it down her throat.

The wine spilled from the corner of his mouth and dripped down.

General Feixiao's cheeks were flushed, his lips were slightly parted, and he let out a "hehehe" laugh, muttering various words and phrases.

"Having fought a hundred battles, clad in golden armor, I will not return until Loulan is conquered! You crying fool! Die, you old hag!"

"Do not laugh at me, drunk and lying on the battlefield; how many have returned from ancient battles? Abundant spoils? People who have departed? Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!"

As the general muttered these words, his battle axe clattered and swung repeatedly, stirring up streams of emerald green energy that rushed toward Spa.

Even though he was completely drunk, Spa could still feel the killing intent emanating from the air currents, and cold sweat broke out on his brow.

If you get hit by that chop... it could truly be a matter of life and death.

Spa didn't dare to be careless and raised his energy shield. Wind blades swept across the surface of the shield, clanging and rattling, creating ripples.

Spah shifted his gaze, peering through the surface of the golden shield, and saw the general swaying unsteadily, reciting poetry incessantly.

"Why doesn't my daughter take up a Wu hook and seize fifty prefectures beyond the passes? Cut them down!"

Feixiao slashed horizontally with his right hand, raised his neck, grabbed the wine jar with his left hand, and poured it down his throat with a whooshing sound.

"With a lamp in hand, I gaze upon my sword; in my dreams, I hear the bugles echoing through the camps. Three hundred miles of troops are under my command... Fine wine!"

Feixiao swung his arm, grabbed the wine jar, and with a "whoosh," it slipped from his hand and fell into the dark abyss.

The general took out another jar of wine, tilted his head back, and poured it into his mouth. But before he could finish the wine, Feixiao smashed the jar and swung his battle axe.

She cursed under her breath: "I'm so angry! What a load of bull! What a bunch of fools! They messed up the abundance experiment! They harmed the people! And they even played with me! Die! Go to hell!"

With a roar, Feixiao moved with lightning speed, rushed to Spa, raised his battle axe, and swung it down right in front of him.

Spazhao blocked with his shield, but Feixiao swung his axe, leaving afterimages, and his moves surged like a tide.

"Fool! Die! I'm so annoyed! I'm so annoyed!"

“I’m not happy either,” Spa said coldly.

He had only intended to take Feixiao for a leisurely stroll until she was sober.

However, fueled by alcohol, Fei Xiao launched into a tirade against Yu Zhe. His sharp words instantly ignited a fire of rage within Spa.

My goodness!

That little cutie makes me want to chop someone up!

Spa took a deep breath, withdrew his shield, and his sword intent surged forth like a typhoon.

He crouched down, summoned his longsword, gripped the hilt with his hand, and slowly drew the blade from its sheath. The sword, inscribed with the marks of bows and arrows, had only been drawn half an inch when a vortex of powerful sword intent swirled forth.

Imperial Bow and Sword! Draw!

With a silent thought in his mind, Spa took a step forward, and his body instantly flew several meters like a meteor, rushing to Fei Xiao's front.

"Damn it! I'm annoyed!"

Spa slashed horizontally with his sword, smashing it towards Feixiao's axe.

when!

The metal clashed, the sword trembled, and Spa felt a tremendous force, which made his arm go numb.

Well come!

That's exactly how it feels!

Feeling a tingling and numb sensation, Spa didn't retreat; instead, he rushed into Feixiao's arms and brandished his longsword.

when!

The sword and axe collided for the second time.

The two backed away and separated.

Spa took two steps back, stopped, and stared directly at Feixiao, looking at the female general's rosy cheeks, his lips curving upwards.

Abandoning defense and hacking each other to death! So satisfying!

"Come on! Since you want to vent your anger, then don't hold back! Let's hurt each other! Come on! Get him!"

Before he finished speaking, he had already rushed in front of Feixiao, brandishing his longsword and creating more than a dozen sword flowers.

Feixiao made no attempt to defend himself; his muscles were taut as he swung his arm, his axe creating afterimages as he deflected each sword strike.

Clang!

The two collided.

At the center of the collision, orange-red sparks flew.

Not only Feixiao, but Spa's cheeks also turned bright red, whether from excitement or simply from using too much power, it was hard to tell.

boom!

The two fought with increasing ferocity.

Within the dark realm, sword energy and wind blades whistled and spread outwards, cutting white cracks into the spatial barrier.

The cracks widened, and the two men's breathing became increasingly labored.

After about an hour of fighting, the space roared, flashed white light, and the domain shattered.

The two separated and fell backward to the ground.

Spah lay on the metal floor, feeling the cold touch behind him, and regained consciousness.

The light from the incandescent bulb shone into his eyes. In a daze, he felt that all the decorations on the ceiling had been split in two.

Looks like... you've used up a lot of energy!

Spall thought to himself, panting heavily. He reached out, produced a tissue, wiped the sweat from his back, and stood up.

He looked around, turned his head, and saw Feixiao lying on the ground in a "big" shape, drool dripping from the corner of his lips.

"Luofu! I will stop this disaster! Wait for me!"

Feixiao opened his mouth and mumbled something, exhaling a faint smell of alcohol.

Thank you for your kind offer... However, I will do everything in my power to nip this disaster in the bud.

Spall thought to himself, raised his fingers and lightly brushed the longsword in his hand, a cold glint flashing in his eyes.

He moved to the control panel, his fingers tapping on the keyboard, typing in the coordinates of Luofu.

I was planning to rest for a few days before setting out again!

But right now... it's definitely not the time for frivolous fun. Let's make our move after the banquet.

Spah brandished his longsword, his fist clenched tightly.

Squeak!

The hatch opens.

Spa heard the sound of footsteps.

He turned his head and caught a glimpse of the robin stepping through the hatch.

Pearl-like beads of sweat clung to the girl's hair, slowly sliding down her skin, suggesting she had just finished a performance.