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After all... he can use the cheat himself, and Zhang Daxian is just a stepping stone for him.
With a smile, Wenxuan muted the chat group messages; he still had to take care of Youmi, the little glutton.
Seeing Yumi's eyes full of jade color, her cheeks already pink, and her pair of plump jade feet already raised, looking at him expectantly, it was as if a dog was hoping for its master's favor, hence the pose.
"Husband~~"
"Hmm~~ Oh, honey~~ You've entered the wrong cave."
"Honey, how could your husband have gone to the wrong place?"
"Ugh... *sobs*..."
As melodious meows echoed from the back hill, many farmers who had just finished their work murmured to themselves.
"Looks like even cats are named Chun these days, and I'm still just a bachelor."
Inside a rented room in the Corpse Brother world.
A young man in his early twenties covered his mouth and burst into laughter.
"I'm dying of laughter at 'The Legend of the Grass Python Heroes.' As expected, this chat group is fake. They actually used stories from the TV series to fool people."
Although he hadn't read many novels, Bai Xiaofei had watched quite a few TV adaptations of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen.
After saying that, Bai Xiaofei started talking in the group chat.
Bai Xiaofei: The Omniscient and Omnipotent Immortal Zhang Daxian and Bai Suzhen, what a wonderful legend of the Grass Python Hero.
Bai Xiaofei: Omniscient and omnipotent Immortal Zhang, you really are lying.
Just as Bai Xiaofei finished speaking, a notification appeared in the group chat.
Ding! The all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian has uploaded "Corpse Brother".
Omniscient and Omnipotent Immortal Zhang: Bai Xiaofei, young friend, don't laugh. I know you don't believe it, but this Corpse Brother is also your future.
Bai Xiaofei: Alright, alright, I'd like to see what kind of story you're going to come up with for me. You call yourself a zombie brother? I'm a zombie myself.
Although Bai Xiaofei didn't believe it, he still downloaded "Corpse Brother" from the group out of curiosity.
After watching "Corpse Brother", Bai Xiaofei was completely dumbfounded.
"Holy crap, did this Zhang Daxian investigate my household registration? The information he provided is far too detailed."
"But this Corpse Brother... the more I look at it, the more it looks like a zombie, except it's much stronger than a zombie. And this Long You is actually an old relic from two years ago."
"Fine, whatever you do, it's best not to drink this tap water..."
Bai Xiaofei placed the freshly boiled tap water on the bedside table.
Just after saying that, Bai Xiaofei heard the sound of people playing cards next door.
Then came cries for help and the sounds of tearing and chewing raw meat.
"Holy crap... it can't be real, can it? It's so similar to the opening of 'Corpse Brother'."
Just as he finished muttering to himself, Bai Xiaofei realized that he hadn't locked the front door yet.
Regardless of whether it was true or not, he immediately jumped out of bed and ran quickly toward the door.
But it was too late.
As he approached, Bai Xiaofei saw a woman with an ugly face, covered in blood and grime, and a piece of flesh from a man's stubble hanging from the corner of her mouth.
At this moment, Bai Xiaofei wished he could gouge out his own eyes; it was simply an eyesore.
Chapter 236 Bai Xiaofei Asks for Help
"This all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian... could he really predict the future?"
Feeling the door being constantly hit and scratched, Bai Xiaofei's heart was in his throat.
"Since this Master Zhang knows my future, he should be able to help me solve my current troubles."
Bai Xiaofei stopped questioning whether Zhang Daxian was real or fake; saving his life was the priority now. Although he had read "Corpse Brother," Zhang Daxian had not sent all of its contents to Bai Xiaofei.
Instead, he deleted and edited, only posting some trivial things, such as what would happen to the Corpse King Long You, and his girlfriend Xiao Wei breaking up with him.
If Bai Xiaofei had really seen it all, then what would he have been fooling? Bai Suzhen was just like Bai Xiaofei.
The two of them only saw the general content; much of the content had been cut by Zhang Daxian.
Just as Bai Xiaofei had the thought of calling for help, a large hole appeared in the door frame that was blocking the zombie.
Immediately, a withered hand covered in blood reached in.
"Wow... Wow, that's intense!"
Startled, Bai Xiaofei stomped on it.
Chat group.
Bai Xiaofei: Omniscient and omnipotent Immortal Zhang, Immortal, please save me! The Corpse Brother Virus has started to break out here! I'm currently being blocked at the door by a female Corpse Brother, and I feel like she'll be coming in soon.
Bai Xiaofei: Brothers and sisters, come and save me! Since you are all cultivators, could you please give me some talismans or magic treasures?
While asking for help in the group chat, Bai Xiaofei searched for something to drive away the zombies outside.
After searching for a long time, all I found was a fruit peeler.
Not daring to delay, Bai Xiaofei rushed to grab it. As the fruit knife was taken, the zombie at the door broke down the door and entered.
The female corpse's hands were violently trampled by Bai Xiaofei, resulting in some deformities.
Meanwhile, the chat group suddenly became lively.
Omniscient and Omnipotent Immortal Zhang: Bai Xiaofei, I apologize, my friend. I am currently in seclusion replenishing my essence and cannot leave for the time being. My magical artifacts are of too high a grade for your world to handle.
Inside the rented room, Zhang Wei looked at the chat group messages and sneered.
"If I go there, I'll be exposed. Besides... the Corpse Brother isn't even afraid of guns, he's much scarier than a zombie. Only an idiot would go."
After saying that, Zhang Wei closed the chat group. Now he wanted to carefully experience the changes in his body. Ever since he took Bai Suzhen's pill, he felt hot all over and had an urge to... thrust into someone.
I always feel like I have too much internal heat.
However, Zhang Wei was unaware that Bai Suzhen had given him a pill to replenish a man's vital energy.
They were originally given a bottle, but Zhang Wei drank the whole thing to experience the effects of the medicine.
This has caused his body's energy and blood to be too vigorous. He thought it was spiritual energy cleansing his body and was preparing to sit cross-legged to experience it.
Seeing Zhang Daxian politely decline, Bai Xiaofei was completely distraught.
At this moment, he is holding a ten-centimeter-long fruit knife and confronting a zombie.
Seeing that Zhang Daxian wasn't coming, Bai Xiaofei pinned his hopes on Li Feiyu, Bai Suzhen, and Xiao Yan.
Bai Xiaofei: Li Feiyu, Bai Suzhen, Xiao Yan, please help me! I don't want to get infected. This stuff is disgusting. If I get infected, it'll be worse than being killed.
Bai Suzhen: Fellow Daoist Bai, it's not that we're unwilling, but... we can't come to help you. As for the magic weapon... it seems that a mortal like you can't control it.
Li Feiyu: Bai Xiaofei, I am just a mortal. I also want to help you, fellow Daoist, but unfortunately we are not from the same world, so I can only say that I am powerless to help you.
Wenxuan looked at the messages in the group and decided not to help. After all, there was no benefit to it, and he couldn't very well give away his own things for the other party's sake.
Wenxuan had originally planned to give Bai Xiaofei a pistol, but after thinking of the charlatan Zhang Daxian, he gave up on the idea.
Even if we don't mention that everyone can see the red envelopes sent out, if they see that he actually sent a pistol to Bai Xiaofei, wouldn't Zhang Daxian use dirty tricks on him?
Don't let him kick you out later.
Just after Wenxuan sent the message, a notification sounded in the group.
Ding! Group member Bai Xiaofei has requested help. A task has been issued: help Bai Xiaofei overcome this crisis. The reward is 5000 group points.
Task rewards are distributed based on the number of participants and their contributions.
Wenxuan's eyelids twitched as he saw these daily reminders.
"Damn it, isn't this a slap in the face? They came right after I said it. I wonder what group points can be exchanged for."
Wenxuan hugged Youmi tightly, thus stopping Barrett's actions, and turned his gaze to the light screen.
I want to see what the so-called group integral is used for.
However, after looking around, I couldn't find any use for it.
Wenxuan was about to give up on the mission when the notification sounded again.
Ding! This group has reached the required activity level, and the group points redemption shop is now open.
"Wow, speak of the devil, and he appears."
After muttering to himself, Wenxuan rubbed the two cat ears of the girl in his arms.
Let's see what we can redeem with points.
Thinking of this, Wenxuan didn't rush to select a task, but instead clicked into the newly opened shop.
The moment you click on it, a dazzling array of products, including cultivation techniques, magical artifacts, and potions, comes into view.
However, the items are only available in the chat group member's dimension.
Wenxuan casually clicked on the cheapest KW74 potion, which actually cost a thousand points. Upon seeing this, Wenxuan's brows furrowed repeatedly.
"It seems that five thousand points is not much. Even this kind of inferior product from the Corpse Brother dimension is so expensive."
Chapter 237: The Group Shop Opens, Offering Cultivation Techniques, Divine Positions, and Magical Treasures
Wenxuan knew about the medicine in Corpse Brother; it was the same one that Bai Xiaofei had initially injected.
This medicine is too expensive for ordinary people; if used incorrectly, it can cause the body to explode and die.
Wenxuan exited the KW74 page and then scrolled through it again.
"Hmm! This KW89 is not bad, it's for oral use..."
"Holy crap, this costs two thousand points."
Forget it, let's look at the items from other dimensions instead.
Just after logging out, Wenxuan saw the God Gene Potion again, but this one was more expensive, costing 5000 points.
While Wenxuan was shopping, Zhang Wei was also there.
Looking at all these unfamiliar things, Zhang Wei was incredibly excited.
Just as he expected, he used up a lot of points, but he only had a little over four hundred points.
This was after he received Xiao Yan's help.
Chat group.
Bai Xiaofei: I've already dealt with that zombie brother, it seems I still have to rely on myself.
Bai Suzhen: I'm glad you're safe, but... the group quest is still up, what if...?
Seeing that the task was still active in the group chat, Bai Suzhen kindly reminded Bai Xiaofei.
Bai Xiaofei: It must be a bug; it should be fixed in a while.
The other side is the Corpse Brother dimension.
Bai Xiaofei's heart pounded, and he felt a lingering fear as he looked at the corpse brother cleaved in two at his feet.
When the other person lunged at him, he kicked him in the waist, and then unleashed a barrage of mindless, vicious blows.
"Forget about the group chat for now, I'll just make a call to remind my friends and family."
Bai Xiaofei glanced at the corpse brother who had been cut in half and marveled at his own stamina, having managed to cut a person in half with just a fruit knife.
Bai Xiaofei turned around and went back to his room to get his phone, intending to let Xiao Wei and other relatives know he was safe and to give them a heads-up.
I had just turned around when I heard a notification in the group chat.
Omniscient and Omnipotent Immortal Zhang: Little friend Bai, did you not read "Corpse Brother" carefully? The Corpse Brothers in your world are not as weak as you think, so be careful. I am just reminding you.
Zhang Wei looked at the tasks in the group chat with great envy.
"I really shouldn't have pretended to be some damn immortal. This Bai Xiaofei can definitely solve the danger. I can get a bunch of points for free just by going there to take on a mission."
Thinking about how he had been signing in for so many years and still fooling Xiao Yan, yet he hadn't even earned as many points as a low-level task, Zhang Wei felt like slapping himself.
At the same time, another group notification sounded in the chat group.
Ding! Group member Li Feiyu accepted the task.
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