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Chapter 68 I don't like mating!
Chapter 68 I don't like mating!
The Minister of Magic stood there dumbfounded for several seconds, staring intently at Lu Linglong's pretty face, which was filled with seriousness and stubbornness. He felt like his CPU was about to overload.
escape!
This thought surged into my mind with incredible intensity.
He is completely, utterly, and 100% incapable of handling this situation!
As the youngest and most naive of Lu Xiaobai's clones, his ability to handle issues involving strong personal emotions is practically zero.
The Minister of Magic is a complete idiot when it comes to emotions.
When Lu Linglong's words, which were almost a confession, entered his ears, his first reaction was not shyness, joy, or even panic—but a cry for help!
Immediately! Right now!
Replace the intelligence chief, that guy who's good at making others feel awkward while remaining completely unaffected, and let him take the fall!
This hot potato should be handed over to the professionals!
This one thought was all he could think about as he frantically scrolled through the screen!
However, just as he was so anxious about replacing him that his mind was filled with this strong idea that he was about to explode, a complex emotional wave, mixed with tension, gossip, grief and indignation, suddenly surged from his side and behind without warning!
This feeling—
It felt like a dozen pairs of eyes were focusing on it simultaneously! And at a very close distance!
The Minister of Magic's already tense nerves were pierced by this sudden "sense of being watched," startling him so much that he forgot his crazy idea of "replacing the person."
His only thought right now is:
Oh no! We're being watched! I just want to disappear right now!
Meanwhile, just over thirty meters away from their corner, behind the tall wooden partition of the stands, a row of heads were cautiously peeking out.
With Zhi Jinhua leading the way, followed by Canglong, Bai Shixue, hope, and Wang Ergou —
Almost the entire Lu family troupe, taking advantage of their seats, quietly found this "best eavesdropping spot".
"How is it? Has anyone answered yet?"
Bai Shixue crouched down, her voice lower than a mosquito's hum, wringing her hands anxiously.
"No, it's still a bit far, and I can't hear clearly in the crucial parts!"
Zhi Jinhua frowned, her eyes fixed on a distant corner. "Looks like we can only rely on Brother Er Gou!"
brush!
All the crouching heads turned to the back of the line, to Wang Ergou, who was wearing a flashy pink suit and had a "I'm being forced to do this" expression on his face.
Wang Ergou helplessly pushed up his glasses and sighed, "Sigh, everyone, listen to me. This kind of behavior is truly contrary to gentlemanly conduct. Prying into other people's privacy, especially their emotional privacy, is simply—"
"Hey Er Gou! Quick, quick! They seem to be making a move!"
Zhi Jinhua didn't listen to his reasoning at all and quickly nudged him with her elbow.
Wang Ergou was interrupted and looked at the burning gazes of his companions, filled with "inquiry".
That's enough, that's enough.
He resignedly raised his hand, a colorful stream swirling around his fingertips.
"Rainbow Flow - Hearing Enhancement!"
Instantly, the colorful Qi spread out like ripples on water, gently covering the dozen or so people around.
My senses were instantly amplified; the faint sounds coming from the distant corners became clear, and even the sound of the wind blowing through my clothes seemed to be right next to my ears.
However, what was amplified first was a suppressed, intermittent "whooshing" sound that was right next to us.
Everyone was taken aback and looked in the direction of the sound.
At the very back of the group, Canglong's chubby face was contorted in a grimace, tears welling in his eyes, his lips pursed, and it was he who uttered that mournful cry.
He seemed to have lost all his bones, radiating an aura of utter despair.
For the sake of the goddess Linglong, he publicly announced that he had formatted all his treasures!
This excruciating pain is comparable to being pierced by a thousand arrows!
He felt his heart was about to break apart and desperately needed a good cry to release it.
"You fatso! Go cry somewhere else! Don't interfere with our business!" Bai Shixue immediately scolded in a low voice, clearly annoyed.
"Exactly! Why are you causing trouble at such a crucial moment!"
Others echoed his sentiments, strongly condemning his actions that disrupted the atmosphere of "eavesdropping."
Zanglong felt even more aggrieved and was about to open his mouth to howl—
"Ugh—!!!"
A hand suddenly reached out from the side and covered his mouth tightly!
It's white snow!
She glared at Canglong, her voice low but filled with murderous intent: "You fatso! If you dare make another sound, believe me, I'll publicly unleash those terabytes of study materials you've been secretly hoarding and haven't dared to format, right in front of Linglong!"
Canglong's eyes widened instantly, staring at Bai Shixue in utter terror, as if he had seen the most terrifying thing in the world!
Looking at the silent but unanimously approving eyes of her companions around her, all her cries of anguish were forcibly swallowed back down her throat, leaving only tears of despair swirling wildly in her eyes.
This threat—it's too precise! It's too deadly!
That's worse than taking his life!
In the instant that the brief commotion subsided, the hearing amplified by "Rainbow Flow" clearly captured the crucial sound coming from a distant corner.
The Minister of Magic's voice, tinged with obvious hesitation and extreme unease, stammered out: "Uh—that—"
He seemed to take a deep breath, as if making some kind of decision, and finally, with difficulty, he uttered each word slowly and deliberately: "I...I'm sorry, actually—I—"
There was a brief pause, as if the air itself had frozen.
Then, with an extremely awkward yet strangely earnest air, he clearly stated, "Actually, I—"
"I'm not very interested in mating."
As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to have accomplished a tremendous task, and let out a long, relieved sigh.
"call"
Dead silence.
Absolute silence.
It was as if time had been paused at that moment. Even the wind seemed to have forgotten to blow.
The entire Lu Family Team, who were eavesdropping 30 meters away, instantly froze, cracked, and then completely weathered away.
Wang Ergou's carefully maintained "rainbow" trembled violently, the colors faded, and it almost collapsed on the spot.
They had previously imagined dozens of possible reactions from Lu Xiaobai:
A shy acceptance, a tactful refusal.
To talk about other things, or even to run away in a panic —
But no matter how much they planned, they could never have imagined hearing such a shocking, straightforward, and unpretentious answer.
This goes beyond the scope of rejection!
This is an absolute dimensional attack! It's a devastating nuclear explosion on the human emotional and cognitive system!
With his mouth covered, Canglong's eyes widened like copper bells. He even forgot his heartbreak, leaving only pure, mind-blowing shock.
Bai Shixue forgot to exert any force with the hand covering Canglong's mouth, and was completely stunned.
Zhi Jinhua's mouth was so wide open it could fit an egg, and her chin looked like it was about to turn white.
Wang Ergou adjusted his crooked glasses, his face filled with bewilderment, as if asking, "Who am I? Where am I? What did I just hear?" and fragments of a collapsing worldview.
hope and Xiao Xiao, who was standing next to her, exchanged a glance and saw the same disbelief in each other's eyes.
All I can say is that he truly lives up to his name, Lu Xiaobai!
Even his way of rejecting girls is like this—hardcore and deadly!
He's so hardcore that you'd wonder if he just escaped from some mental hospital or some remote mountain forest!
This answer is truly historic!
And at the eye of the storm—Lu Linglong. She froze completely.
Her pretty face, which had just been flushed and full of expectation and stubbornness, was now completely drained of color, leaving only an almost transparent paleness.
Those bright, sparkling eyes seemed to have lost focus, becoming empty and blank.
She maintained a slightly forward-leaning posture, awaiting an answer, like a delicate stone statue whose life had been instantly drained. Even her breathing seemed to have stopped.
This level of petrification is a hundred times more complete than when I last heard the phrase "I hate pink-haired women with big breasts"!
Last time it was heartbreak, this time—
I feel like my soul is being shattered into dust and scattered by that sentence "not interested in mating"!
"Um?"
The Minister of Magic looked at Lu Linglong, who had suddenly stopped moving and whose eyes were unfocused as if her soul had left her body, and tilted his head in confusion.
He had no idea what devastating effect his heartfelt words had just had.
He just felt much more relaxed now that he had finally spoken his true thoughts.
He hesitated for a moment, then cautiously reached out and waved gently in front of her dazed eyes. His tone carried a pure curiosity, even a barely perceptible hint of concern for the "malfunctioning" person: "Hmm? What's wrong with you?"
"Is it stuck? Should we—restart it?"
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