Chapter 169 Embarrassing Stories from Back Then
Chapter 169 Embarrassing Stories from Back Then
"Xiao Jie, come here. From now on, learn from your brother-in-law how to woo your sister, and you'll never have to worry about finding a wife!"
After talking about Li Jianyi, Li Xinyue called over Xiao Jie, that simpleton.
"Mommy, why do I want to try to woo my sister like my brother-in-law?" Xiao Jie asked innocently.
"Fool! Your brother-in-law is incredibly cunning! I bet even the dogs in the Sword Heart Tomb are part of his scheme!" Li Xinyue said, hoping that Xiao Jie could learn even a tenth or a twentieth of Li Jianyi's wisdom.
Just don't try to seduce her like her father Lei Mengsha did back then, because times have changed, and beauties aren't so easy to seduce anymore.
"Brother-in-law is so bad? He even schemes against a dog?!" Xiao Jie stared at Li Jianyi with wide, clear eyes.
"Xiao Jie, how dare you talk to your future brother-in-law like that? Don't you even want a wife anymore?" Li Jianyi walked up to Xiao Jie and smacked him on the head.
However, the pressure was very light, almost like tickling.
"Hmph! Xiao Jie doesn't want a wife!!"
"A wife? One punch and she'd be crying for ages, right?" Xiao Jie said with a look of disdain.
Li Hanyi: "ಥ◡ಥ"
Feng Qiuyu: "O(∩_∩)O"
Yueyao: "⊙▽⊙"
Li Xinyue: "(╯°Д°)╯ ┻━┻"
"That punch is sure to make him cry for a long time! Little Jie, let your mother slap you first!"
Li Xinyue was so angry that she grabbed Xiao Jie's butt and started beating him!
After beating Xiao Jie until he was howling and begging for mercy, Li Xinyue narrowed her eyes and said coldly, "This Lei Sect is doing no good! They've corrupted my Xiao Jie!"
"If Lei Mengsha hadn't insisted that I send Xiao Jie over with that Heaven-Slaying Blade, my Xiao Jie wouldn't be like this!"
"Waaaaah... Mother is right, it's all Lei Men's fault!" Xiao Jie, afraid of being beaten again, quickly echoed in a silly manner.
"You know that's good! Get along well with Sister Qianluo and Sister Xiaoxue. If Mother hears this again, I'll punch you! I'll punch you!" Li Xinyue warned Lei Wujie with narrowed eyes.
"Mother...Mother, Xiao Jie won't do it again!" The simple-minded Xiao Jie quickly covered his mouth.
"Well, it's getting late. I'll go make you a nice meal." Seeing that the sun was shining brightly outside and it was lunchtime, Li Xinyue went to the kitchen.
After she left, King Li Su looked on with delight at the children and guests at the Sword Tomb.
After all, such a lively Sword Heart Tomb is rare, and Li Suwang likes liveliness.
"Yi-yi, I just heard a lot of amazing things from Mother's words."
After Li Xinyue left, Li Hanyi's beautiful eyes shone with an unusual light when she faced Li Jianyi.
She never imagined that Li Jianyi had been keeping an eye on her since she was a child.
Now that I know, I don't feel uncomfortable at all; on the contrary, I feel very happy.
Perhaps it's because Li Jianyi never saw the spendthrift woman she once imagined in her heart...
"Hanyi, you know far too much! So I have no choice but to strike first!" Li Jianyi hugged Li Hanyi, went straight out of the Sword Heart Tomb, and kissed Li Hanyi's red lips.
Fortunately, no one was around, and Li Hanyi was quite relaxed; otherwise, she would definitely have shyly pushed Li Jianyi away.
a long time.
Li Jianyi finally released the beautiful woman in front of him and asked, "Hanyi, have you thought about who to send wedding invitations to?"
"Of course!" Li Hanyi looked forward to the day she and Li Jianyi got married, with relatives and friends filling the room, creating a lively and joyous scene.
"Alright! You can write the invitations, and I'll deliver them," Li Jianyi said with a smile.
"Mmm!" Li Hanyi hugged Li Jianyi's neck tightly with both hands and gently kissed him before reluctantly returning to the Sword Pavilion.
"Sister Qianluo, Sister Xiaoxue, would you like to visit my brother-in-law's cave? It's so much fun!"
There were lots and lots of wooden swords inside, and lots and lots of oddly shaped stones! It was really fun!
Upon returning to the Sword Pavilion, Li Jianyi overheard his brother-in-law plotting to take over his cave dwelling.
"Really?" Xiao Qianluo was taken aback.
I was skeptical of Xiaoxue's words.
Although she had been there when she was a baby, she was still an infant at the time and naturally didn't remember it.
"Okay! Follow me!"
Xiao Jie led Xiao Qianluo and the others on a short run towards Sword Heart Cliff.
Feng Qiuyu was a little worried about Qianluo, so she looked at Li Hanyi and Li Jianyi and asked, "Isn't it inappropriate for the children to go to the place where you cultivate?"
"Sure, I'll go. Don't worry, Sister Feng. If you're worried, you can come along too," Li Jianyi said nonchalantly, since there wasn't anything important on Sword Heart Cliff anyway.
"Okay, shall we go together?" Feng Qiuyu glanced at Yueyao and the others, then at Li Hanyi.
"Alright! I'm curious about the environment under which the current number one person in the world cultivated to the Divine Travel Realm!" Yueqing followed Xiao Jie and the others with some curiosity.
Soon, the group arrived at Sword Heart Cliff.
Everyone saw that there were indeed many strangely shaped rocks on Sword Heart Cliff, but they all seemed to have been cut apart by the wind.
Picking up a stone that looked like it had been cut in the surface, Feng Qiuyu looked at Li Jianyi and Li Hanyi with some curiosity: "Why does this stone give the impression that it was cut by the wind?"
"Well, Sister Feng, let me tell you something. When Yi Yi was a child, he could swing his sword incredibly fast!"
He often unleashes gusts of wind on Kenshin Cliff!
"This stone has been ravaged by the fierce winds that Li Jianyi wielded, which is why it looks like this now." Li Hanyi recalled the scene of Li Jianyi wielding his sword like the wind when she was a child, and she also remembered how she was so scared that she hid in the cave and dared not come out.
"Is that so? I forge ahead against the strong winds! The faster the wind blows, the faster I swing my sword?"
Listening to Li Hanyi's words, Feng Qiuyu and the others had already imagined the scene from back then.
Li Hanyi listened and thought it made sense: "Yeah, Sister Feng's imagination is really strong! Anyway, when we were little, I was afraid to get close to Yi Yi when he was practicing swordsmanship, for fear that I would be swept away by the wind he swung."
"So, this is one of the reasons why you insisted on practicing swordsmanship with Mr. Li when you were a child, Hanyi!" Li Suwang smiled and also came to Sword Heart Cliff.
"Grandpa... I didn't!" Li Hanyi blushed and retorted.
"Tsk tsk, Mr. Li said those words back then. I can ask Mr. Li to testify!" Li Suwang brought up Li Changsheng.
"What did you say? Could Master Li repeat it? I'm a little curious about what Sister Hanyi was planning back then?" Feng Qiuyu and the others asked with a gossipy smile.
"Of course, it was because he wielded his sword with such speed that Han Yi dared not approach him. Then Mr. Li tempted Han Yi, saying, 'Don't you want to get within ten steps of Yi? Don't you want to put your sword to Yi's neck and make Yi obediently submit and marry you? Don't you want to bite Yi hard? Don't you want to…' Recalling the past, Li Suwang became more and more excited as he spoke.
Li Hanyi blushed with embarrassment and quickly interrupted Li Suwang to recount her embarrassing past: "Grandpa, please stop! If you keep talking, I'll never come back to see you at the Sword Heart Tomb again!"
"Alright, alright, Grandpa won't say anything more, haha!" Seeing his granddaughter, who was just as shy as she was back then, Li Suwang felt that the child was just as adorable as ever.
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