Chapter 147: Silly Pillar Danger
Chapter 147: Silly Pillar Danger
Liu Haizhong immediately ran out quickly with a shovel in his hand, his face full of excitement.
Good guy!
The excitement was like winning the lottery.
really.
As soon as he walked to the back of the toilet, Liu Haizhong saw Sha Zhu standing in the middle of the manure pit, retching continuously, his face was pale, and he looked as miserable as could be.
"Haha... Silly Zhu! Does the pit smell good? It looks like you've eaten too much. You've even started to vomit."
Liu Haizhong stood on the shore carrying a shovel, with a crazy look on his face and laughing wildly.
Seeing this, Sha Zhu just looked at him weakly.
At this moment, Sha Zhu was so exhausted from vomiting that he had no energy to argue with Liu Haizhong.
Now he just hoped that Zhang Damazi would bring people over quickly and take the lunatic Liu Haizhong away so that he could go back and wash up and change into clean clothes.
Liu Haizhong didn't care at all when he saw that Sha Zhu didn't respond.
In his eyes, Shazhu was going to be dead soon, and he was too lazy to bother with a dying man.
After joking for a while, Liu Haizhong began to look around.
After a while, he picked up a lot of bricks, stones and other things and piled them into a small pile on the shore.
Without saying a word, he picked up a big brick, aimed at Sha Zhu's head and smashed it at him.
I don’t know whether Sha Zhu is lucky or Liu Haizhong’s aim is bad.
Liu Haizhong originally intended to hit Sha Zhu on the head, but ended up hitting Sha Zhu on the shoulder.
"Ouch……"
Shazhu screamed in pain.
"Liu Haizhong, I'm going to fuck you.
You really want to kill me? You use such a big brick. "
Sha Zhu saw that he was in the middle of the manure pond, some distance away from the shore, so he didn't pay much attention to Liu Haizhong and just kept retching.
I didn't expect that even though I was forced to this point by Liu Haizhong, he still wouldn't let me go. He was so cruel that he hit me with such a big brick without even telling me in advance. He really has no martial ethics at all.
Suddenly, Sha Zhu started cursing again.
"Ha ha……
Silly Zhu, you can curse me all you want! Anyway, my uncle and I have a bad relationship.
During the war, I almost starved to death, and my uncle was reluctant to give me food.
You can curse me as much as you want, I don’t mind at all.
However, my uncle has been dead for who knows how many years, you should go down and scold him in person later! Otherwise he won’t hear it.”
Liu Haizhong said with a crazy smile on his face.
Moreover, while he was talking, he never stopped working. He kept picking up bricks at feet and throwing them at Sha Zhu desperately, as if a "meteorite" was falling from the sky.
He thought to himself: Since I can't aim, I might as well give Sha Zhu a lot of stones! With so many stones, there must be one that can kill him!
moment.
Shazhu was hit on the head and bleeding profusely by Liu Haizhong's ultimate move, and he could see stars in his eyes.
My body, which had just been weakened by vomiting, immediately felt its adrenaline surge and was filled with strength.
He swam desperately towards the toilet.
Fortunately, Shazhu vomited immediately after swimming out, and he was not far from the place where he came out.
Soon, Shazhu swam back to the toilet.
Hiding at the exit, he yelled, "Liu Haizhong, I'll fuck your grandma. Just wait for me. If you can't kill your grandpa Zhu today, I'll kill you when I get ashore."
When Liu Haizhong saw that Sha Zhu had hidden again, he immediately stamped his feet in anger and shouted with a ferocious face:
“Come, come, come.
Silly Zhu, if you have the ability, don't hide.
I am standing right here today, come out and kill me!"
......
Humph, even though my name is Shazhu, I’m not really a fool!
You have such a big shovel in your hand, and I'm going to confront you with nothing. Am I crazy?
What a psychopath.
Sha Zhu refused to go out even if he was beaten to death. He just hid at the exit and cursed: "Humph, Liu Haizhong. If you have the guts, just throw away the shovel in your hand. Let me, your master Zhu, beat the shit out of you today."
When Liu Haizhong saw that Sha Zhu had become a coward, he became extremely anxious.
This big guy has been gone for a while, and he will probably be here with his men soon.
No, we have to get rid of that stupid guy quickly.
Otherwise, Sha Zhu would not be killed but would get himself involved, which would be totally unprofitable.
Moreover, today this could be considered as premeditated murder, and maybe even peanuts would be eaten.
Thinking of this, Liu Haizhong was too lazy to argue with Sha Zhu anymore.
He immediately ran back to the toilet with a shovel in his hand, looking anxious.
He started hitting the stupid pillar hard.
Unfortunately.
Apart from knocking out a lot of sparks on the squat toilet, not even a hair of Shazhu was hit.
It turned out that Sha Zhu saw that Liu Haizhong didn't say anything and was afraid that he would go back to the toilet.
I carefully stretched my head and took a look outside.
Seeing that Liu Haizhong was missing, I guessed that the old guy must have come back again.
Immediately, he swam out again.
Continue to play hide-and-seek with Liu Haizhong.
"Wow... I'm so pissed off. Stupid Zhu, you coward, get out of here right now!"
When Liu Haizhong saw Sha Zhu hiding outside again, he became so angry that his face turned red and his neck became thick.
Fortunately, in this era of material scarcity, few people suffer from high blood pressure.
Otherwise, Liu Haizhong would probably have a burst blood vessel by now.
"Ha ha……
Liu Haizhong, I'm not sick! Why don't you hide?
Although my nickname is Sha Zhu, I am not really stupid!
You want to kill me with a shovel, but I don't know how to hide. Do you really think I am like you, or have a serious illness?"
When Sha Zhu saw that Liu Haizhong couldn't hit him, he was so angry that he jumped up and down. He suddenly forgot that he was still soaking in the pit and was very happy.
“Wa ...
It pisses me off, really pisses me off. "
When Liu Haizhong saw that Sha Zhu dared to make fun of him, he was so angry that fumes came out of his head.
He stared ferociously at Shazhu in the pit, his eyeballs bulging out a little.
When I think about the fact that I’m about to eat peanuts, why should I care about my face?
moment.
He raised his shovel and jumped into the pit.
Crazy said: "Haha... Silly Zhu, where can you hide this time? Die quickly."
Done.
He raised the shovel and with a "bang", it hit Sha Zhu right on the forehead.
Sha Zhu's head was already bleeding from the blow he had received from Liu Haizhong.
However, Sha Zhu had been protecting his head with his hands, and the cuts were all from the edges of bricks and stones.
Although his face looked covered in blood, it was not serious.
But this time it's different.
Sha Zhu never expected that Liu Haizhong would actually jump down.
It came out of nowhere and was hit right on the spot.
moment.
Sha Zhu just felt dizzy, golden light appeared in his eyes, and blood kept oozing out of his head.
Liu Haizhong saw that he had finally hit the stupid pillar.
Moreover, looking at the blood on Shazhu's head, Liu Haizhong's expression became more and more crazy, his eyeballs were already red, as if he had rabies.
He excitedly raised the shovel, ready to hit the stupid pillar again.
Sudden.
"Bang" sound.
There was a gunshot.
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