What if I haven't seen Siheyuan?

Chapter 127 The silly pillar collapsed

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This unfortunate child, just now seeing Liu Haizhong's shit all over the place and unable to squeeze out for a while, was so scared that he quickly hid towards Sha Zhu.

But what he never expected was that not only did Shazhu have diarrhea, but he also almost dropped the thing into his mouth.

In an instant, the defense was broken.

He was so angry that he jumped up and started to curse at Sha Zhu.

And what about Liu Haizhong?

Just now when I was wrestling with Sha Zhu on the ground, I suddenly felt the familiar pain in my stomach again.

I immediately panicked.

No, we have to stop fighting with Sha Zhu immediately, otherwise it will be like the live broadcast in Director Yang’s office yesterday.

Even though I embarrassed myself in Director Yang's office yesterday, there were only three of us present including myself, so even if everyone was laughing at me, they could only make guesses.

But today, if this were to be broadcast live again in front of so many people, I would really be too embarrassed to face anyone in the future.

It’s a pity that things don’t always go as planned.

Liu Haizhong was just about to talk to Sha Zhu about a ceasefire when Sha Zhu suddenly punched him hard in the stomach.

Now Liu Haizhong couldn't bear it anymore.

I immediately couldn't help myself and started to let myself go again.

Suddenly, Liu Haizhong looked as pale as death.

Then, he gritted his teeth and thought: You idiot, since you don't want me to have a good life, then neither of us will have a good life.

So, he hugged Sha Zhu tightly and continued to wrestle with him, completely ignoring the fact that his lower body was already stretched to a mess.

And Sha Zhu is fighting vigorously with Liu Haizhong at this moment!

Although he smelled a foul odor, he just thought it was someone's fart. He didn't expect that Liu Haizhong would get diarrhea halfway through the fight.

It was not until I heard someone next to me say that Liu Haizhong had pooped that I realized that Liu Haizhong was desperately rubbing the dirt on his trouser legs onto himself.

Suddenly, I felt disgusted.

He immediately became cowardly: "Uncle, I surrender, I surrender! Please let me go, I won't fight with you anymore."

But Liu Haizhong's face was already filled with madness at this time, so how could he let the culprit Sha Zhu go so easily?

Thinking about what happened yesterday and today, I suddenly felt so angry.

If it weren't for that unlucky guy Sha Zhu, how could I have lost such a big person.

In an instant, he used both hands to grab Sha Zhu tightly, and no matter how Sha Zhu struggled, it was useless.

Thinking that he would be too embarrassed to face anyone in the future anyway, he decided to die together with Sha Zhu.

At least this way I'll have a companion in the future, and even if I'm laughed at by others, I'll have Shazhu to take the blame for me.

Seeing that begging for mercy was useless, Sha Zhu prepared to use brute force to break free from Liu Haizhong.

It’s a pity that Liu Haizhong is a level 7 fitter who has been working for decades. How could he be much stronger than him?

As a result, after some struggle.

Not only did she fail to break free from Liu Haizhong, but she suddenly felt her anus tighten, as if she was having diarrhea.

Sha Zhu has witnessed Liu Haizhong's social demise these past two days, and wherever he goes, people are discussing Liu Haizhong's embarrassing stories. He doesn't want to become a celebrity like Liu Haizhong.

Instantly, he shouted in panic: "Liu Haizhong, Second Uncle! Please let me go! I think I'm going to have diarrhea too."

By the end of his speech, Shazhu was almost crying.

Haha, but when Liu Haizhong heard it, he became so excited.

Not only did she not let go of Sha Zhu at all, but she wrapped herself around him even tighter.

He also said very happily: "Haha...Shazhu! It seems that God has opened his eyes.

In this case, I, the Second Master, cannot let you go, so you better stay with me obediently!"

After saying that, he didn't even give Sha Zhu a chance to speak.

Then, he gloated: "Haha...Silly Zhu. Don't blame me for being cruel. If you, a fool, insisted on making trouble today, we wouldn't have to embarrass ourselves here.

You totally deserve it!

Ha ha......"

After Liu Haizhong finished speaking, he burst into laughter.

Seeing that Liu Haizhong had become a little crazy, Sha Zhu knew that it was useless to say anything now, so he just struggled even more violently.

Now I just want to rush to the toilet and take care of it.

But before he could break free from Liu Haizhong.

Suddenly, I felt my stomach was so bloated that I decided to fart lightly to relieve the pain.

Unfortunately.

Along with that fart.

In an instant, it was like the Yellow River bursting its banks in ancient times, and the situation was out of control.

Sha Zhu never expected that he just wanted to fart quietly.

But the chrysanthemums were like a floodgate that had been opened, and they couldn't stop pouring out.

I understood what Liu Haizhong felt just now.

In an instant, I felt hopeless and gave up struggling.

When Liu Haizhong saw that Sha Zhu stopped struggling, he thought Sha Zhu was trying to trick him into letting him go, so he immediately hugged Sha Zhu's waist tightly, not daring to let go for a moment.

As if he was afraid that Shazhu would suddenly run away.

As a result, I suddenly smelled another bad smell.

Only then did I realize that Shazhu had pooped, and I relaxed.

Then, he said to Sha Zhu cheerfully: "Haha, Sha Zhu! Do you regret it now? Tell me, this has nothing to do with you, why don't you just watch the fun from the side? Why do you have to stand out and show off!

You deserve it now!

Ha ha......

I wonder how you will be able to face people in the future.

When you get off work and go home, will you see people in the yard laughing at you? "

Sudden.

After Liu Haizhong finished speaking.

Sha Zhu seemed to remember something, and his energy suddenly exploded. He kicked his legs wildly and struggled frantically to break free from Liu Haizhong.

The filth on his trouser legs splashed everywhere as Shazhu struggled.

This is why the lucky spectator who was standing next to the silly pillar just now almost got splashed in the mouth.

After Sha Zhu stood up, he quickly glanced towards the place where Yan Xiaoyao had just sat.

He finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that his goddess Qin Huairu was gone.

Although he knew that this matter would definitely reach Qin Huairu's ears, Sha Zhu really didn't want his goddess to see him in such an embarrassed state.

Then he glared at Liu Haizhong fiercely again.

He gnashed his teeth and said, "Liu Haizhong! Just wait for me. I, your master, will never let you go. Let's see what happens next."

After saying that, he prepared to go to the kitchen to find a place to wash up, and then go home to change into clean clothes.

Otherwise, with this shit-covered look, it would be so embarrassing to walk on the street!

at this time.

The onlookers saw Sha Zhu rushing towards them.

Immediately, they hurriedly made way for Sha Zhu.

When Liu Haizhong saw Sha Zhu leaving, he slowly got up from the ground.

He nonchalantly said to the crowd of onlookers who were still gathered in three layers: "Haha, haven't you always wanted to know how I pooped in Director Yang's office? Well, you saw it today, right? This is how I pooped."

"Is there anything else you're curious about? If not, I'll go home and wash up and change my clothes."

After what happened yesterday and today, Liu Haizhong has given up hope.

When the onlookers saw that Liu Haizhong could speak so calmly even though he had lost such a big person, they thought he had gone crazy and were so scared that they dared not say a word.

Just disperse quickly, otherwise if he really goes crazy and pounces on you with shit all over his body, what should you do?

Seeing that everyone was looking at him as if he was crazy, Liu Haizhong didn't bother to explain anything.

Anyway, after this incident, Deputy Director Li can save himself from having to go through that route.

I have lost face twice in succession, and the factory has also given me a serious warning. I am afraid that I will never be able to become a high-ranking official in this life.

Liu Haizhong, who no longer has the dream of becoming an official, feels that he has no desires and has entered the sage mode.

He walked out of the cafeteria in a swagger and went home to change clothes.

After Liu Haizhong left, the crowd who had been looking at each other in bewilderment began to chatter again.

Even the food in the cafeteria at noon today was worse than pig food, but no one cared so much anymore.

Otherwise, what can we do?

Could it be that we should let this idiot who smells like shit all over his body cook two dishes for everyone himself?

Sha Zhu said: As long as you are not afraid of me adding some ingredients for you, I will be happy to cook two more dishes for you.