allendalepharm Chapter 356 Predicting Your Prediction
Chapter 356 Predicting Your Prediction
Chapter 356 Predicting Your Prediction
In the Qianqing Palace, Lao Zhu had been busy all morning, and when he was taking a nap with his head supported on his arms, he suddenly felt itchy on his face.He opened his eyes and saw a little Ni Sun who had sneaked out, dangling a feather on his face.
Seeing this, Lao Zhu stared at Longan suddenly, glaring at Xiao Nisun Dao.
"Rebellious grandson!"
"How dare you come back!"
Zhu Yunxi took two steps back with a smile, and saluted Lao Zhu in a respectful manner.
"Grandson pays respects to Grandpa Huang!"
After Zhu Yunxi finished the salute, he said with a smile.
"Grandpa Huang, when your grandson is away, do you always think about me and cry?"
Old Zhu rolled his eyes and said.
"We don't miss you, but the whip on the wall misses you so much!"
"Whenever it's night, the whip jumps off the wall by itself, and slaps on the small bench that someone often lies on!"
When Zhu Yunxi saw that Lao Zhu was scaring himself with this matter again, the banter on his face was instantly wiped away.
"Grandfather, can we still have a good chat!"
"You are always like this, next time I go out I won't come back!"
Hearing this, Lao Zhu got up quickly, walked towards Dasun, grabbed Dasun's wrist, and kicked Dasun's ass a few times.
"What a little rebellious grandson, you dare to threaten us!"
"Say!"
"Do you still dare to run around in the future!"
Zhu Yunxi was kicked up and down, and he yelled words like "dare not" in cooperation, which made Lao Zhu smile.
Lao Zhu symbolically kicked Dasun a few times, then dragged Dasun to sit on the dragon chair and talk.
"Why did you come back so early this time?"
"We thought you wouldn't be back until half a month later."
"Grandfather, grandson is anxious to come back to attend Uncle Thirteen's wedding, otherwise grandson really wants to stay in Songjiang Mansion for half a month."
"oh oh……"
Although Old Zhu felt a little jealous when he heard this, he still felt very relieved.
At the very least, in this grandson's heart, he still cares about the royal kinship.
"Okay!"
"You didn't come back because you missed us, let's see how we deal with you later!"
"Grandfather, please forgive me..."
The two laughed for a while, and then Lao Zhu asked about the Songjiang Mansion.
"Da Sun, you made too much trouble in Songjiang Mansion this time, how can you give merchants so many privileges?"
"Also, scholars, farmers, commerce and industry are the foundation of the country. Do you know how much trouble you will bring to Daming if you casually yell out that you don't care about scholars, farmers, industry and commerce?"
"Finally, we solemnly warn you that we will deny all the officials you appointed in Songjiang Mansion!"
When Zhu Yunxi heard this, his face suddenly showed bitterness.
"Grandpa Huang, this time you are trying to sell your grandson's face. The grandson has sealed off all the officials. You can't let your grandson lose face, right?"
After all, Lao Zhu loved his eldest grandson. Although he learned that his grandson had appointed an official without permission, his teeth were itchy with hatred, but his heart softened immediately after seeing his grandson returned safely.
"How many did you seal?"
"Grandpa Huihuang, my grandson has made a prefect of Songjiang!"
After Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, he hurriedly defended himself.
"Grandfather, this is what you promised me before. You said that the official position of Songjiang Mansion can be arranged by me!"
After thinking about it, Lao Zhu remembered that he had indeed said this, so he nodded in agreement.
"We have confirmed the prefect of Songjiang. We will inform the official department tomorrow and ask the official department to give you an official document!"
Hearing the words, Zhu Yunxi hurriedly flattered Lao Zhu.
"Grandfather Shengming!"
Old Zhu rolled his eyes again when he heard this.
"Don't give us ecstasy soup!"
"Zhou Zhiqing is a two-rank Jinshi, and he comes from a respectable noble family. Although it's against the rules for you to promote him as the magistrate of Songjiang, it's not too much. We agreed and agreed."
"However, we will deny you the recruitment you made in the Shibo Department!"
After Lao Zhu finished speaking, he suddenly realized that what he had said was too serious. He was afraid that Dasun would have a grudge in his heart, so he hurriedly added another sentence.
"It's not that we don't want to admit it, it's that we can't!"
"Da Ming still has to rely on the help of those officials who came from the imperial examinations to govern. If we recognize the thing you made, they won't be able to rebel!"
"oh oh……"
Zhu Yunxi also knew that it was a very rare favor for Grandpa Huang to patiently explain to himself, but when he thought that he would be photographed back by the old Zhutou just as he wanted to support himself, his heart was filled with unwillingness and resentment.
Seeing Dasun's unhappy face, Lao Zhu waved his hand in disgust.
"Haven't you showered for a few days?"
"Hurry up and wash up, and have lunch with us after washing!"
"oh oh……"
Lao Zhu watched Dasun leave with his mouth pouted, with a wry smile on his face.
This rebellious grandson is really not worrying!
After Zhu Yunxi washed up, when he came to the side hall, the table in the side hall was already full of delicious food.
When Lao Zhu saw that Dasun was dressed up, he hurriedly waved to him.
"Hurry up and eat!"
When Zhu Yunxi saw the table full of delicious food, he immediately put aside the matter of the shipping company, and happily ran over to eat all kinds of food.
When Lao Zhu saw that his grandson was eating deliciously, the smile on his face became wider, and he kept picking up vegetables for his grandson.
"eat more!"
"If you don't have enough to eat, we will order the Imperial Dining Room to make it for you!"
"Enough..."
Zhu Yunxi replied vaguely, then picked up a chicken wing from the basin, and gnawed on it.
Seeing Dasun's eating like this, Lao Zhu also ate an extra bowl of rice.
However, what made him the happiest was that Dasun didn't bother him about Shibosi.
This shows that grandson is sensible and has listened to what he said.
The reason why Zhu Yunxi didn't mention it was because he wanted Uncle Thirteen to finish the marriage safely.
As for the matter of Shibosi and the matter of sealing Lu Shiyuan's official position, he must do it!
Zhu Yunxi accompanied Lao Zhu after lunch, then helped Lao Zhu to the bedroom for an afternoon nap, and stayed beside Lao Zhu very intimately until Lao Zhu fell asleep before coming out lightly.
Returning to the outer room again, Zhu Yunxi sent out all the eunuchs in the palace, then took out appointment documents that had been written long ago from his arms, and took out Lao Zhu's big seal to stamp them one by one...
After Zhu Yunxi finished all these things, he put these things in the memorabilia that Lao Zhu had reviewed.
As long as the eunuchs hand over these reviewed memorials to the Six Departments tomorrow, the official positions they appointed will officially take effect!
After Zhu Yunxi finished all this, he just came out of the palace when he saw Zhu Gui hurried over on a tall horse.
Seeing Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gui hurriedly got off the horse, stepped forward and hugged him.
"Eldest nephew, you are finally back!"
Zhu Yunxi smiled authentically.
"Uncle Thirteen's happy day, nephew has to crawl back even if he crawls!"
Zhu Gui patted Zhu Yunxi's shoulder excitedly when he heard Zhu Yunxie's words.
"it is good!"
"Uncle Thirteen has been in love with you all his life!"
"Hurry up and go back and get ready. Uncle Thirteen will have to rely on you to marry the bride tomorrow, hahaha!"
"Do not worry!"
"With me, Zhu Yunxi, here, gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!"
Zhu Gui heard that Zhu Yunxi was back, so he rushed over to finalize the final heel.
He is going to get married tomorrow, and there is still a lot of work waiting for him in the palace.
Therefore, after speaking a few words to Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gui hurried back.
The next day, the officials from the Ministry of Rituals entered the palace early in the morning to congratulate, and Lao Zhu also postponed the early morning, and came to Fengtianmen to meet the chief envoy and deputy envoy who officiated the marriage, gave them instructions, and said goodbye to His Majesty , along the way, drums and music cleared the way, and they came to Xu's house with beating and beating along the way to give gifts.
The Xu family needs to prepare an incense table early at home, and when the chief and deputy envoys arrive, they will be guided to the main hall.
After the presents were displayed, Xu Huizu led the whole family to kowtow for the grace.The whole set of etiquette is very cumbersome and lengthy, and it has to be busy from morning to afternoon.
But all of this has nothing to do with Zhu Yunxi and Zhu Gui, there are courtesy officials who are responsible for helping Zhang Luohe with work.
The two of them just need to wait for the woman to finish the work, and then bring the guards to welcome them.
Zhu Yunxi felt a burst of fear in his heart when he saw Zhu Gui being sent by the ritual officer like a marionette.
This is just the prince's marriage. If he gets married in the future, will the etiquette be more cumbersome?
Zhu Gui had been busy until the afternoon, and only then did he hear the ceremony officer say that he could go to Xu's house to pick up the bride.
Zhu Gui was almost exhausted from the tossing, but Zhu Yunxi was so quick to fart, as soon as he heard the ceremony officer said that he could go, he immediately jumped on the horse's back and was about to beat the horse and rush out.
However, before the whip fell on his side, Erhu snatched it off.
"His Royal Highness, riding a horse is too dangerous, let's take a car!"
"Come here, bring the carriage of His Highness the Emperor Taisun!"
"promise!"
Erhu stuffed the reluctant emperor's grandson into the carriage, and then shouted loudly.
"Get off!"
"Welcome!"
After the two tigers shouted this, Zhu Gui wore a wedding dress and a leather hat on his head, and rode a tall horse at the forefront, all the way to the door of Xu's house.
The Xu family has long been annoyed. If Zhu Gui doesn't come again, they can't wait to pack up and send the second miss.
Therefore, when the servants of the Xu family saw the welcoming team appearing, they were so enthusiastic, they hurriedly opened the gate, and greeted the prince and the emperor's grandson's car to drive in.
The welcoming team has been going smoothly, but there was a small episode when they came to the courtyard where Xu Miaoqing lived.
Xu Miaojin wore a gleaming armor and held a spear in his hand, blocking the gate majestically.
"If you want to marry my second sister, you have to pass my test first!"
"As long as one of you can beat me, I'll let you in!"
Zhu Gui turned around and looked at the princes he had brought over, plus a grandson of the emperor, it seemed that no one could beat this wild girl.
The guards he accompanied had this ability, but if they accidentally broke Xu Miaojin, wouldn't it ruin his good life?
Ever since, Zhu Gui hurriedly begged softly.
"Third sister, be good, get out of the way quickly, I will give you a hundred pieces of Shu brocade in Gugai!"
Xu Miaojin was unmoved by the words, but blinked her red eyes.
If it was said that the Xu family was most reluctant to marry the second sister, it must be Xu Miaojin.
She has cried several times since yesterday, and her eyes are red from crying.
Xu Miaojin also knew that she was childish, but when she thought of Zhu Gui, the dog thief, who could easily deceive her sister away, she was filled with anger and resentment.
Even if she can't stop her sister from jumping into the fire pit, she still wants to make Zhu Gui suffer!
"Do not care!"
"Since martial fighting is not enough, let's change to literary fighting!"
"You guys make a make-up reminder poem on the spot, as long as I am satisfied with it and my sister is satisfied, I can let it go!"
"Writing poetry..."
Zhu Gui looked behind him as if asking for help, ignoring Zhu Zhi and Zhu Quan who were eager to try.
These two guys can only write poems for frogs, how can they write makeup poems!
However, the more Zhu Gui looked down on these two, the more they wanted to get together.
"Brother Thirteen, I can compose poetry!"
"I've written several poems a long time ago, and I'm just waiting for this time to use them!"
Zhu Ying originally wanted to go up and try, but when he heard the two younger brothers behind him say this, he suddenly felt like giving up.
Zhu Gui originally wanted Zhu Yunxie, and wanted Zhu Yunxie to write two poems for him to deal with it.
After all, he witnessed with his own eyes that Zhu Yunxi's writing and thinking spring forth, and he wrote such imperial masterpieces as Jin Ping Mei.
Seeing the enthusiasm of his two younger brothers right now, it is not easy for him to refute their face.
"All right!"
"Come here, both of you!"
Zhu Zhi bumped to the door and chanted to Xu Miaojin.
"Quack quack!"
When Zhu Gui heard the opening remarks, he covered his face with his sleeves on the spot.Needless to say, my [-]th younger brother definitely wants to sing "Song of Frog" again.
"Quack quack!"
"The mouth is big, the face is small, the eyes are round, and the belly is full of spots."
When Xu Miaojin heard that Zhu Zhi dared to write a poem to mock the second sister, her pretty face turned pale with anger, and she raised her spear to point at Zhu Zhi.
"Zhu Zhi, if you dare to slander my sister again, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"
Seeing this, Zhu Zhi said calmly.
"I haven't finished the solitary yet, it's not too late to beat the solitary!"
"Thump and jump, the sky and the earth are wrong, the sun, the moon and the stars are thousands of hectares!"
After Zhu Zhi finished his last sentence, the spear in Xu Miaojin's hand stopped immediately.
what!
The last two sentences of this little bastard are surprisingly good!
Zhu Gui originally covered his face with his sleeves, and couldn't bear to see the miserable scene of Zhu Zhi being runaway. Hearing the last two lines of Zhu Zhi's poem, he quickly took off his sleeves and looked at Zhu Zhi with a face full of surprise.
Zhu Zhi stunned everyone when he saw a random poem by himself, and immediately farted.
"How about the reminder poem made by Gu?"
Xu Miaojin retracted her spear and gave a heavy blow on the ground.
"The last two sentences are still alive, but this poem is not suitable for the scene, it can't be counted!"
Zhu Zhi was not convinced when he heard the words.
"Why doesn't it count?"
"Frogs have the meaning of having more children and more blessings!"
Xu Miaojin's nose crooked when she heard this.
"That's the Golden Toad!"
"Isn't the golden toad just a three-legged toad!"
"you!"
"It doesn't count anyway, if you want to enter the door, you have to do it again!"
Zhu Gui was afraid of offending the little overlord of the Xu family, so he hurriedly pulled the fifteenth brother aside.
Zhu Quan saw that the fifteenth child was being dragged away, so he immediately approached him with a sullen face.
"An orphan can also compose poetry!"
"listen!"
"Shy and unwilling to get off the dressing table, the maid rings Jiu Zichai. Send a message to the tired makeup man, lightly apply vermilion powder to learn how to be lazy."
When Xu Miaojin saw Zhu Quan jumping out, she was ready to hit someone, but now hearing him read such a good poem, she was immediately shocked in place.
When did Zhu Quan learn to compose poetry?
Zhu Gui also looked at Zhu Quan quite unexpectedly, only to see that Zhu Quan's face was full of satisfaction, and he could curl his tail to the sky!
When Xu Miaojin saw Zhu Quan being so arrogant, he knew that this guy must have predicted his own prediction, so he found someone to write the poem in advance, and recited it in advance to deal with himself.
"This one doesn't count!"
"If you have the ability, you can make one on the spot... no, no, three, and I'll let you go!"
When the Xu family members were deeply shocked, Zhu Quan looked at Xu Miaojin provocatively.
"What's so difficult about this?"
"Listen to Gu, Gu wants to write poetry!"
"The first song!"
"Ten steps of singing and dancing resounded in the blue sky, Yan Zhuang was powerless and stayed away all night. I am ashamed to let Shuangdai try on others, and leave it to Zhang Lang to describe it later."
"Second song!"
"Speaking of the heart of marriage, I am so infatuated, I respect the jade chopsticks in front of me. I don't know how to feel pity for my husband and son-in-law, but I remember the time when I was so tender and angry with my mother."
(Excerpt from Baidu)
"The third song!"
"Ashamed to tie a pendant to the bright window, wearing clothes and a mirror to shine darkly. Raising hatred and black magpies to make noise, getting out of the elephant bed in silence."
Zhu Quan memorized three poems, and the people inside and outside the courtyard were stunned on the spot.However, as if he still felt that it was not enough, he added two more songs.
In this way, not counting the first poem, Zhu Quan wrote five makeup poems in one breath.
After Zhu Quan recited five poems, he looked at Xu Miaojin provocatively.
"Is this enough?"
Xu Miaojin finally figured it out until now, they must have expected this trick in advance, so they prepared six or seven makeup reminder poems in advance and waited for him.
When Xu Miaojin saw Zhu Yunxie with a smirk on his face, he became more convinced of this idea, and even firmly believed that all of this was arranged secretly by Zhu Yunxie.
In fact, this was really arranged by Zhu Yunxi.He had already learned about the layout of Xu's house from Erhu, and knew that a certain wild girl was eagerly waiting to beat someone up, and she was going to make it hard for them to make makeup poems.
Therefore, he found Qi Tai in advance and asked Qi Tai to make seven makeup reminder poems for himself, and asked Zhu Zhi and Zhu Quan to memorize them in advance.
Xu Miaojin realized that his tactics had been leaked, so he wanted to cheat on the spot.
"It doesn't count!"
"I don't want to make makeup poems anymore. If you want to pass through this door, you must defeat me!"
As soon as Zhu Gui heard this, his face immediately became anxious, and if it was delayed any longer, it would be too late.
Just when he was about to beg his sister-in-law to make way for him, Zhu Yunxi came up.
"Thirteenth Uncle is not afraid, with the eldest nephew here, no one can delay you from marrying a daughter-in-law!"
"Come here!"
"exist!"
The seven princes came out from the crowd, each holding a big bamboo tube in their hands.
"preparation!"
When the seven princes heard this, they quickly raised the bamboo tube and pointed it at Xu Miaojin's head.
When they heard the word "呲" from their eldest nephew, they all pulled the trigger, and a stream of black ink with a strong stench was shot out of the bamboo tube.
Although one or two princes missed their faces, the others' aim was not bad, and they all sprayed the special ink in the bamboo tube on Xu Miaojin's face.Even those two bared people painted Xu Miaojin's shining armor black.
Xu Miaojin was sprayed by such stench rashly, so angry that she cried "wow" on the spot, and then impatiently wanted to go back and wash it off.
The seven princes had already had enough of this wild girl's anger, how could they let her go easily when they saw this, and chased her all the way "呵".
Zhu Yunxi saw the gatekeeper running away, so he quickly pushed Zhu Gui.
"Uncle Thirteen, don't be dazed, hurry up and meet the bride!"
"Hey!"
"Thank you, big nephew, hahaha!"
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(End of this chapter)