Chapter 192 Deadpool’s Amazing Operations (End)
Chapter 192 Deadpool’s Amazing Operations (End)
Looking at the little boy who was dying in his arms, Wade desperately searched for his things.
"Spider-Man's genetic potion?"
"No, Peter said he hasn't successfully researched this thing yet and it's not very stable. When did I steal it?"
"Green Goblin Potion? This stuff can make people crazy. What am I going to do with it?"
"Life potion? What is it? Delaying human aging? Something with side effects?"
"It's useless!"
Wade rummaged through all the trophies he had collected over the years, but still couldn't find anything useful.
He saw that the child in his arms was already hot and sweating profusely. The veins on his forehead were prominent. His painful moans were getting louder and louder, but he still looked unconscious.
Wade couldn't care less.
He grabbed the bag containing the Infinity Stones in his hand, took out a handful, and placed them one by one in his hand.
"Quick, Infinity Stones, whichever one of you can save this child, move it quickly! Otherwise, because of your crime of being used by the Shadow Spider to destroy the world, I will throw you all into the toilet and flush it into the sewer!"
Wade was sick and rushed to the doctor. Unexpectedly, his threatening words had just fallen.
Among the pile of infinite gems in his hand, a gem suddenly glowed, then turned into a ray of light and rushed into the boy's body.
"This... actually works!"
Wade stared at the scene in front of him dumbfounded. He didn't expect that what he said casually in a hurry actually succeeded!
Looking at the boy wrapped in light, Wade quickly threw the remaining infinity stones back into the bag.
He didn't see clearly what kind of gems were drilled into the boy's body just now. Anyway, except for the time gems, there were several of every other kind in his bag, and even the smallest soul gems had two or three.
But he didn't have time to check.
The dazzling light made him look down on the boy's condition, but he could feel on his hands that the child's originally hot body had cooled down, and the child's painful moans were no longer in his ears.
Suddenly, the sound of "ouch, ouch, ouch" of an ambulance and the "mighty and mighty" sound of police sirens came out in the distance.
This sudden situation distracted Wade.
But he didn't realize that a mysterious and mysterious aura passed from the little boy to Wade's hand and penetrated into his body.
At the same time, in the depths of the universe, great gods successively cast their eyes on this place.
Just when Wade was wondering whether he should leave the child alone, suddenly, the whole world stopped.
A circle of light flashed around him, and the old lady appeared next to him.
The old lady gently stretched out her hand and patted Wade's arm, knocking the child out of Wade's hand. Then she waved her sleeves, and a breeze dragged the child and landed next to his parents' bodies.
Then the old lady turned her hands into claws and reached out to grab the pickup truck parked on the national highway not far away. A big man driver with confused eyes was photographed from the sky.
The old lady put her hand between the big man's eyebrows and input a forged memory into the big man.
Place him next to the body on the ground.
Then, the old lady clasped Wade's shoulders, not giving him a chance to speak, and led Wade into the circle of light. Then, with her other hand, she touched an eye-like pendant hanging on her chest. Time returned to normal instantly.
However, the old lady and Wade disappeared without a trace as the aperture disappeared.
Then, a police car rushed into the accident scene first, and the driver of the pickup truck came to his senses and excitedly described to the two police officers how he saved people with his bare hands.
Then came the arrival of ambulances, police follow-up convoys, forensics and other personnel.
But no one noticed that the SUV that was initially parked in the distance had quietly left at some point.
Wade, who was taken away by the old lady, only felt his eyes light up. He and the old lady appeared in a private house.
Looking at the small house that was several times smaller than his own cheap rental house, Wade suddenly realized that his landlord was actually a representative of the world of conscience.
Should I blow up less houses in the future?
"Please sit down."
In the small living room of less than ten square meters, the old lady politely asked Wade to take a seat.
"Tea or coffee?"
Wade, who was sitting opposite the old lady, looked at the old lady's appearance and the oriental-style furnishings in the room, and decided to follow the local customs.
"Tea. No sugar, thank you."
The old lady shook her head and instantly understood that the weirdo in front of her was another person who knew only a little about Dongguo culture.
Drinking tea with sugar, that's what the British do.
In the East, there is no such thing as black tea or green tea.
Since ancient times, only clear tea and fried tea were spread to the West, and Westerners invented black tea.
Drinking tea with sugar and milk, what the hell, it’s better to add sugar and ginger slices to cook it!
"My tea, no sugar."
The old lady gently raised her hand, and a teapot fell into her hand out of thin air. Then she waved her other hand gently towards the coffee table in front of her, and two teacups appeared in front of her and Wade.
The old lady held the teapot and poured a cup of tea for Wade and herself. Then she put down the teapot and made an invitation gesture to Wade.
"Please have tea."
"Thank you!"
Wade didn't dare to be presumptuous at this time.
Not only because of the mystery of the old lady in front of him, but also because of the crispness with which the old lady beat the masked man just now.
Of course, there is also Wade's curiosity.
"I should be the one saying thank you. I'm sorry I misunderstood you before. Thank you just now for helping to save people."
The old lady held the tea and thanked Wade. Then she held up the teacup and said, "I'll give you a toast with tea instead of wine. Thank you for saving my future disciple's life."
Seeing the old lady holding the tea and drinking it all in one gulp, Wade quickly picked up the teacup and drank the same.
Wade felt a little uncomfortable drinking authentic tea for the first time.
But I quickly fell in love with the taste.
It is bitter at first and then sweet, and produces fluid in the mouth.
The old lady's tea is all the best snow mountain tea.
It is a good tea that is grown on snow-capped mountains and uses formation techniques to maintain a spring-like environment all year round. It is the only one in the world.
The water used to make tea is also snow water from the melted snow in the mountains, so the tea brewed is naturally not comparable to those glamorous products.
"Let me introduce myself, I am the guardian of this earth. My surname is Yao, and the neighbors nearby call me Yao Sanpo or Mrs. Yao. Mr. from another world, can you tell me the reason why you came here? Of course, as long as If you don’t do anything that threatens this earth, it doesn’t matter if you don’t say it.”
After hearing what the old lady said, Wade finally understood why the other party was so strong.
Wade has come into contact with many guardians of the parallel world Earth.
There are some who are polite, and there are also those who have bad tempers and have perverse and extreme personalities.
These people have either become Peter's friends or Deadpool's enemies.
He even became a victim of the war.
But none of them can be as at a loss as the one in front of him.
The other party is powerful, mysterious, and...reasonable?
Damn that makes sense!
Wade suddenly realized that the other party had clearly threatened him with force, and then used the masked man to scare the monkeys, and now treated him with courtesy, giving him the illusion of spring breeze.
This is a clever old hermaphrodite!
"Ahem, my name is Wade Wilson. I was just passing by, passing by. I have a child in this world, and I actually came to see him. However, I seem to have run into the wrong timeline."
How could Wade honestly say that he was here to deal with the Infinity Stones?
He talked about others and told lies like "passing by" without even thinking about it.
But in fact, this is not a lie. He is indeed passing by, and he does have an "old friend" in this world.
"By the way, madam. What year is it now? Is it far away from 2000?"
Hearing Wade's words, the old lady didn't pay attention and answered him casually.
"Today is July 1992, 7."
"July 1992, 7? Not 18? That's good, that's good. I knew it wasn't such a coincidence."
Deadpool muttered thankfully, but he didn't want to attract the old lady's attention.
She asked as she refilled Wade's cup of tea and then refilled her own cup.
"What happened to the 17th? Is it important? It is not impossible to say that it is the 17th. Just now we were in Los Angeles, it can indeed be regarded as July 7th. Because it is the Western Time Zone. But now we are in Xiangjiang, which is in the Eastern Time Zone, so it is No. 17."
"what!"
Wade's mind was stunned.
The hand holding the teacup shook violently, and the hot tea spilled onto his crotch...
"Ow!!!"
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