allendalepharm Chapter 495: I’m going to go crazy
Chapter 495: I’m going to go crazy
Chapter 495: I’m going to go crazy
Although it was the New Year's Day that was sealed by the imperial court, there was an endless stream of royal relatives and relatives coming and going from the palace outside the Daxia Gate.
Lao Shisan and Jia Cong's stall had already "earned" no less than a thousand taels of silver in less than half an hour.
Of course, the two of them are not short of money. They have made an agreement with the people who buy skewers from the beginning. The money will be sent to the almshouse for charity. They can have fun and earn some merit at the same time. No. Huizhen said he had a grudge against the two of them.
But at this time, the pile of dragon sons and grandsons in front of the stall were different. Jia Cong and Lao Shisan were still planning to cheat them.
I saw Jia Cong extremely arrogantly throwing away the Shiliangzhuang ticket, and sneered: "I heard that the Prince of Yingchuan is so aggressive that he wants to take over the fiefdom of my Jia family... My family has already spent money on the fiefdom. I spent millions of taels of silver to build a fleet. I wonder if the Prince of Yingchuan has so much money? He can’t even afford kebabs...tsk, tsk, tsk..."
"you……"
"What are you doing? Did I say something wrong? If you have the money, you can finish this barbecue and let me see the power of Yingchuan Palace!"
Liu Mang was aroused by these words, and threw the money bag directly at Jia Cong's feet, and said sarcastically: "Jia family children, who do you look down on? Ten taels of gold is just ten taels of gold. There is a thousand taels of silver in it, which is enough. I bought your stall..."
Jia Cong stretched out a finger and said word by word: "What I mean is, a piece of meat is worth ten taels of gold. I won't say more about the one in the hand of King Yingchuan. It's one thousand taels of gold." , should be enough for the prince to eat!"
puff~
Not to mention the people in the Yingchuan Palace who were targeted, Liu Ke, who was standing aside watching the show, couldn't hold it back.
My God, this business is too dark... Ahem, it's so exciting!
At this time, Liu Zhi's face was as dark as water. He no longer wanted to offend the emperor's tiger or the fool of the Jia family, but he couldn't help it at this time.
Just as he was about to throw down the barbecue in his hand, there was a thunderous sound in his ears.
The fur on the big cat's body stood on end, and it bared its big white teeth and stared at Liu Zhi's hand holding the meat skewers.
This beast...
Liu Zhi wanted to have a fit, but the imperial guards in front of Daxia Gate had already put their hands on the hilt of their swords.
General Huwei, the beloved pet of the Supreme Emperor, even if the son of a certain saint named Loyal and Obedient was beaten, this big cat would not be able to touch him.
"One lump of flesh is worth ten taels of gold? Why don't you go and grab it?"
Liu Zhi's eyes were filled with undisguised anger and resentment, but Jia Cong didn't care at all.
He kicked the money bag back to Liu Mang's feet with his foot, and the sarcasm on the corner of his mouth was very obvious: "How do you know that I am not robbing you? I am robbing it openly, how can you help me? what?"
"It's so unruly for a bitch who has a father but no mother!"
Snapped!
Jia Cong had no idea whether the person who dared to scold him was Liu Zhi's son or grandson, so he slapped him away.
"My mother is a first-grade princess conferred by the imperial court. Who do you think you are? You dare to scold my own mother? Your prince is such a good tutor. He first bullied my sister Lin in the palace, and now he lets his dog bite people. It seems that I Hou really needs to take good care of his descendants on behalf of the prince, lest they run away in the future and disgrace the royal family!"
The man was slapped to death by Jia Cong, and stars appeared in front of his eyes.
But this slap also made Liu Zhi see clearly that Jia Cong was clearly here to cause trouble...
There were already many princes and nobles gathered around, and Liu Zhi even saw many acquaintances among them, including Zongzheng Shaoqing and Prince Ji's son Liu Kang.
But the royal butler had been watching the show with his hands folded, and obviously had no intention of stepping forward to break up the fight.
"Boss, give me money!"
The big cat on the side was really looking at him with eager eyes, and the royal gold medal around Jia Cong's waist was shining with golden light. Liu Zhi was worried that the lifeless fool Jia Enhou would come to stand up for his son, and just wanted to leave the place of right and wrong as soon as possible.
Liu Mang's eyes widened in disbelief, and he said unwillingly: "Father, my son cannot swallow this tone..."
"Give me money! This king is doing this for the sake of the saint, not because he is afraid of his Jia family!"
Liu Zhi tried his best to regain his respect, but the people around him didn't believe it.
Extremely unwilling but helpless, Liu Mang picked up the purse at his feet, took out a bunch of large and small banknotes, and took the silver notes and gold and silver beans from other brothers, nephews, and gathered together a thousand taels worth of gold. gold and silver.
Just when he was about to repeat his old trick and throw it at Jia Cong's feet as a humiliation, he saw Jia Cong knocking on the money box placed in the corner of the stall.
"Your Majesty, you'd better take aim. I am a person who pays attention to food hygiene. When grilling meat, I don't touch the money, for fear of dirtying the meat that customers want to eat!"
As he said that, he washed his hands in the warm water next to him and murmured in a low voice: "Oh, it's a shame, I just touched someone's banknote. I'm afraid it's already dirty. It's dirty!"
"you……"
Liu Mang was almost angered to death by Jia Cong. He wanted to have a fit, but Liu Zhi stopped him again, so he had to obediently put all the piles of silver notes, gold and silver beans into the cash box.
"Children of the Jia family, my money and goods are clear. Today I admit defeat! Boss, second brother... let's go!"
Liu Zhi tightened his grip on the cold meat skewers, snorted and wanted to leave, but he seemed to hear the devil's voice.
"Don't leave in a hurry, my lord, look to your right..."
Jia Cong skillfully brushed the seasonings on the fresh meat skewers and nuzzled at Liu Zhi.
"It seems that the general likes the prince's pleasure very much. He wants to watch the prince finish the meat!"
roar~
As if in response to Jia Cong's words, the big cat raised its left front paw, showing a little bit of cold light.
The palace does not know how to cut the nails of big cats. This cat master is not a flower in the greenhouse. He is a tiger who can defeat more than ten Han generals.
Liu Zhi really wanted to order the cats, one big and one small, to be chopped into pieces, but he really didn't dare...
I can only pick up the already cold meat skewers and distribute them to my children and grandchildren, just two skewers per person.
Just took a bite...
hiss~
Everyone in Prince Yingchuan's Mansion hissed and inhaled, how much chili pepper did the Jia family's children put in!
Jia Cong had a hard time suppressing his laughter, and finally hummed a ballad he made up.
Mutton skewers, mutton skewers, fresh Western mutton skewers~
Not spicy~ Not spicy, really not spicy~
This meat skewer is really not spicy at all~
This thing is only spicy at both ends~
……
The people from Prince Yingchuan's Mansion have been in the southeast for a long time. They have never tasted Chaotian pepper, which is so spicy. They immediately threw away the meat skewers in their hands and wanted to find some water...
When everyone thought that Liu Zhi and others had made such a big fool of themselves and Jia Cong had already relieved himself, they saw Jia Cong, who was still humming a barbeque song, violently stuffing the meat skewers to Lao Shisan, snatching the meat from behind and kissing him. Soldier's long sword.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... it's a shame to waste food!"
"Ah, ah, ah... How dare you despise my craftsmanship? This is unbearable!"
"You are disgusting with the delicacies recommended by General Huwei. It makes me so angry that my face turns pale!"
"Today, I am going to go crazy. I must teach you how to be a good person!" Bang!
The emperor said, don't kill anyone.
Jia Cong did not draw the sword, but used the scabbard to slam the face of the person closest to him.
His sudden outburst shocked everyone.
Even Lao Shisan didn't react. He stupidly took the half-cooked meat skewers, wondering whether he should rush to help.
Damn it, why are the Jia family so fierce!
Lao Shisan threw the meat skewers in his hand on the grill and was about to rush forward, but was grabbed by Liu Kang, the prince of Prince Ji who suddenly appeared next to him.
Liu Kang shook his head mysteriously and whispered: "Thirteenth brother, let's go to the theater and watch the theater~"
"But Jia Cong is alone..."
Liu Kang's eyes indicated: "Who said he was alone?"
roar~
Is there anyone in the world who dares to attack his brother, the mighty general?
The big cat made a "little pounce" and knocked down a person who wanted to attack Jia Cong with its butt. Its tail was like an iron whip, and it hit Liu Mang who was the greatest threat to Jia Cong.
bang~
Jia Cong was not targeting anyone. Among the people in the Yingchuan Palace, two of them were not as good as Baoyu in fighting ability. When the two scabbards were removed, they were beaten until they could not stand up. They covered their faces and collapsed on the ground and began to cry.
On the contrary, Liu Mang, the prince of the county, is not very bright, but his boxing and kicking skills are still good.
Coupled with the fact that this person was tall and powerful, he almost suffered a sneak attack from Liu Mang.
Fortunately, the big cat was very powerful. With one stroke of his tail, his face was so swollen that he could hardly open his eyes.
The two cats, one big and one small, cooperated very well. In just a few dozen seconds, except for the little old man Liu Zhi, eight people from the Yingchuan Palace, including Liu Mang, the prince and prince, were all lying outside the Daxia Gate. On the bluestone, he was wailing and begging for mercy.
Jia Cong carried the long knife with blood on the scabbard and walked towards Liu Zhi very gently: "I know the best etiquette. A family must be neat and tidy. I will send the prince to lie down with your children and grandchildren." Get on the ground..."
"Marquis Yongfeng, please wait..."
When Jia Cong heard the sound, he stopped and turned around to look for the sound. The person who spoke turned out to be Liu Kang, the eldest son of Prince Ji.
"It turns out to be my uncle. My nephew has paid his respects to his uncle."
The relationship between Prince Ji's Mansion and Rongguo Mansion is very good, and Liu Kang is a good friend who visited a brothel with Mr. Sheda.
Jia Cong put away his sharp edge and bowed in salute.
I saw Liu Kang stepping forward, first patted Jia Cong on the shoulder, and then cupped his hands towards Liu Zhigong and said: "Uncle Wang, I'm not sensible. You have a lot, so don't care too much. My nephew will take him here." Go back and let me teach him a lesson...I will definitely give Uncle Wang an explanation for what happened today..."
puff~
Old Thirteen couldn't help it. He lectured and told him that if Marquis Jia En didn't come to the door with his son, Old Thirteen would go to the imperial mausoleum and beat that bitch Old Fourteen half to death!
Listening to the words, Liu Zhi was so angry at this moment that he also heard the meaning of Liu Kang's words.
It seemed that he had indeed offended the emperor severely in the Huangji Hall today.
As the Shaoqing of Zongzheng Temple, the Crown Prince of Ji was able to speak to the boy of the Jia family in vain because of his friendship as a clan member of the Liu family. It was obvious that the emperor was expressing his dissatisfaction with himself.
He snorted coldly and kicked a certain grandson who was still wailing on the ground.
"Don't you think it's embarrassing? Why don't you get up quickly and go back home!"
Liu Zhi didn't even dare to say a harsh word, so he took the lead and walked aside and climbed into the carriage.
Immediately, the servants of Prince Yingchuan's Mansion came forward fearfully, helped up all the masters lying on the ground, and left the place tremblingly under the gaze of the big cat.
After the Yingchuan Prince's carriage left everyone's sight, the business at the stall suddenly became better.
Liu Kang did not leave, but took the meat skewers cooked by Lao Shisan, raised his eyebrows, and asked Jia Cong: "I don't need a meatball for ten taels of gold, right?"
"Uncle is joking. My nephew is a trap for Prince Yingchuan's Mansion. Who told them to bully me, Sister Lin? For a string of ten taels of silver, I will put my uncle's name at the front on the merit monument in the nursing home." .”
Jia Cong's words caused everyone around the stall to laugh, and the cheerful atmosphere dispersed the tension in front of the Cai Cong Palace.
"Yongfeng Marquis cannot treat you differently. If you give me ten strings, my name must be engraved on the front..."
"I also want ten skewers, no, twenty skewers... I just didn't have enough to eat in the palace. I heard that Old Thirteen and Marquis Yongfeng are good at their craftsmanship. Let's take a few skewers to fill our stomachs!"
Wow, bang~
This group of melon-eaters in python robes and jade belts are not short of money. They each threw gold and silver beans into the cash box boldly and stayed at the stall that exuded heat and fragrance. They happily discussed the embarrassment of Prince Yingchuan's palace just now.
"Have the people in Prince Yingchuan's Mansion been out for a long time and their brains are rusty? They are still thinking about nothing."
"In my opinion, the Prince of Yingchuan probably didn't believe that enfeoffing overseas would bring benefits to them at the beginning. Now that they are about to go to sea, they are anxious, but we have already picked out all the good places. Isn't this just thinking about Hou? I'm trying to test His Majesty's bottom line by relying on my seniority."
"Don't mention it, it's really possible. But he never thought that our Majesty is not a saint. His temperament... Tsk..."
Although they were at the gate of the palace, this group of people were either relatives of the Liu family or the top nobles of the dynasty. As long as they were not rebellious, there was no taboo in talking about the current emperor.
The words may not sound nice, but these people really hit the point.
Due to the stubborn character of the fourth child, if Liu Zhi had not rebelled openly and had a high seniority, he would have sent the Dragon Imperial Guard to seize the Yingchuan Prince's Mansion based on his behavior in the Huangji Palace today.
"Okay, okay. Didn't His Majesty say that he will not grant enfeoffments to Prince Yingchuan's Palace... Maybe after three generations, Prince Yingchuan's Palace will not even be able to maintain the regulations of the palace."
"Tsk~ Just because Marquis Jia En is so petty, if he returns the palace... the next generation of the Yingchuan Palace may lose their title!"
Jia Cong pointed at himself speechlessly and said to the man: "His Royal Highness King Wu, I am still here~"
King Wu Liu Chen took a bite of the barbecue and said while grilling the skewers: "So what? Isn't your father a little narrow-minded? Or is your family going to bypass Prince Yingchuan's palace so easily?"
Well, your title is high and you are justified!
"By the way, Mr. Cong, I appreciate your gratitude today! Lin Yatou has helped us a lot today. The king of Japan will hold a banquet in the palace next time. You and Lin Yatou come together, and we will have a good talk about how to record the enfeoffment in the "Great Xia Law" "Things in "..."
Liu Chen's sudden words caused everyone to nod in agreement, but Jia Cong was quite confused.
When he was about to ask in detail, he saw Lao Shisan pointing at the palace gate and saying, "Girl Lin is coming out..."
Monthly ticket recommendation ticket
I’ll stop here tonight and continue tomorrow. Good night!
(End of this chapter)