Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

Chapter 311: Draft, but all of them are big guys (2)

Three cross-dressing men met in the imperial harem.

Two of them were embarrassed and the third one almost laughed himself crazy.

It was common for Jiang Yuan to wear women's clothes. Besides, he was handsome, so there was no flaw in him when he put on a skirt.

But Zhongliang and Yu Lao are different.

One of them is a general who has dominated two worlds, and the other is a highly respected elder of an aristocratic family. Both men with rich stories and rich personalities, now dressed in delicate and tender ladylike attire, are so funny that Jiang Yuan almost burst out laughing.

Zhong Liang did not want to be laughed at by the enemy, so he lowered his voice and said dissatisfiedly: "Jiang Yuan, you are also dressed as a palace maid, what are you laughing at!"

"Indeed, indeed, my sister is unlucky and can only be a maid after entering here."

Jiang Yuan held Xiao Gu's cheek with one hand and said with a smile:

"Unlike my two good sisters, I can become a noble lady from a famous family, which makes my younger sister very envious."

General Zhong: ...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMP! !

Old Yu was in no mood to argue with this kid, so he asked directly: "Jiang Yuan, what did you mean by what you just said?"

"Literally."

Jiang Yuan approached the two of them and whispered mysteriously:

"I don't know what this game was like before, but based on what I've seen, if you two go on stage like this, you'll definitely die."

As he spoke, he shook the wooden barrel filled with flesh and blood in his hand to show the two the fate of the failed beauties.

General Zhong and Old Yu frowned at the same time, their expressions darkening.

"But fortunately, my sisters met me."

Jiang Yuan changed the subject and said generously: "I can help the two sisters through this difficult time."

General Yu was skeptical: "Why do you say he will die? What did you see?"

The old man knew Jiang Yuan's abilities well, and when he heard him say that, he immediately became shaken.

Jiang Yuan was about to explain but was interrupted by Zhong Liang.

"Master Yu, don't listen to his nonsense."

The sturdy lady said unhappily, "This guy is full of nonsense. I was badly cheated by him in the past. He must be trying to play tricks on me again."

Jiang Yuan shook his head: "General Zhong, we had different positions back then, so it was only natural for me to trick you, but now we have the same goal, which is to catch Jiang Jian and play a game, so why should I tease you?"

"Humph, who knows what bad things you are up to." Zhong Liang questioned:

"Besides, I'm more familiar with this game than you are, and I know how to play it better than you."

As soon as he finished speaking, an old eunuch came over and shouted in a hoarse voice:

"Chuan Zhongyanyan, Yu Piaopiao, Pang Yan, He Yan, Liu Rufei... ten people are here to see the emperor!"

"Just wait and see."

Before leaving, Zhong Liang did not forget to provoke Jiang Yuan: "When I become a concubine, you little palace maid will have a hard time."

Jiang Yuan shrugged, gently pulled the hem of her skirt, and smiled, "Then I wish you two sisters good luck."

In this way, Zhongliang supported Yu Lao and headed towards the palace with great force.

Only the refreshing fragrance is left along the way.

Jiang Yuan took a light sniff and suddenly felt refreshed and refreshed.

I have to say, this fragrance of flowers that attract butterflies is really nice.

The dull and dead atmosphere in the palace was diluted a lot, making people think of the riverside garden blooming under the warm sun in spring, with delicate flowers just waking up, colorful butterflies flying, full of vitality and vigor.

If you don't look at their appearance, you would definitely mistake the two people emitting fragrance as beautiful girls who are just beginning to fall in love.

But no matter how fragrant it is, the reality is contrary to one's wishes, or even the exact opposite.

As soon as Zhong Xiu-nu stepped onto the stage, before she could even stand firmly, a burst of shrill screams broke out in the hall.

"It stinks!"

"It stinks, it stinks, did you just crawl out from a pile of dead bodies? How can it stink so bad?!"

"You have violated etiquette in front of the palace and polluted the important area of ​​the imperial city! What crime should you be punished for?"

It received unanimous negative reviews!

General Zhong was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat. He looked carefully and found that the dark palace was full of strange masked women, the dragon throne was empty, and the emperor was not there at all!

He hurriedly asked, "Wait, ladies, isn't His Majesty the Emperor here?"

"You are such a stinking vulgar thing, and you still want to see His Majesty?"

"It's just wishful thinking!"

what happened?

The emperor is not in the palace!

There are no butterflies outside the temple!

There are also a bunch of stupid shrews with impaired sense of smell sitting in the room!

Zhong Liang's foolproof strategy actually lost 10,000 people, and all of it was not accomplished!

But after thinking about it carefully, he soon understood.

Not only has the difficulty of this game increased, but the plot has also completely changed.

No wonder Jiang Yuan said just now that they were doomed to die!

You are so good, Jiang Yuan, you only speak half of your words, right?

Zhong Liang was certain that Jiang Yuan was deliberately provoking him in a sarcastic way!

If that guy had said earlier that the emperor was not here, why would I have bothered so much! ?

But it was too late to regret.

He had already stood on the scaffold and there was no possibility of turning back.

Seeing that the concubines were becoming disgusted with the queen one after another, the nanny beside the queen had already started looking for a wooden plaque with the name "Zhong Yanyan" engraved on it, ready to throw it away.

And Yu Lao, who was standing behind Zhong Liang, was equally nervous.

He also sprinkled perfume. When Zhongliang was crushed to death by the iron plate, his old bones would have to follow the general's footsteps!

At this critical moment of life and death---!

"Sister Jade."

Jiang Yuan seemed to have expected this. He stood behind the tense Yu Lao and reminded him in a coquettish voice:

"Sister Zhong is dying. Do you need your help now?"